i got the poops

gosh hpotter.com/collections/...

I’ve been installing spiral staircases for 30 yrs and I can tell you they are safer than they’ve ever been. But, you know, still wear a helmet.

<----accredited organic wind farm

the longer you refuse to make Elon suffer by paying taxes i want his corporeal form to dissolve in a vat of acid

go workout at a gym, for your face.

Are we there yet? #art #oilpainting

I'm a face man.

mmm men with good faces mmmm

Pokemon GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!

my brain:GIMMIE EGGS!!! NUTS!! & FISH!

hot sauced sardines with a little Dijon mustard on saltine crackers

seasons first Terry's chocolate orange

Making memories with the boys at the motel

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

thith ith thtupid

This is dumb.

wriggled in my old clothes real well and then applied new ones

My big advice for how to survive right now is to watch/read/listen to what makes you laugh You have to give yourself a chance to laugh

talking with Boomers is like finding a lost cast member from Mamma's Family

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

think im ready for dvd pornos again

Morning.

look what they took from us 😔

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES.

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

My little orange tabby boy gets super snuggled up next to my heart, under my chin and it feels like being a Disney princess.

Carlotta Hole dragname

seven thousand o'clock pm

oh my god they actually did it lmao

the new British competitive knitting show

yay all of my prescriptions are text alerting that they have been filled for tomorrow

Niles was just shaking Tabasco sauce over his popped popcorn is that a thing?

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Oh.

how did Arnold get so much hotter for T2

What if Ridley Scott had directed Terminator 2

for the microwave oven (derogatory)

#WaterfallWednesday #MtRainierNationalPark

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

these officers are passing around Sarah Conner like a cigarette

what if we compromised and kept the woke but also allowed people to drink at work

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Real-Life Coyote vs. Roadrunner!

Sarah Conner's moped

happy day 1 of woke is back

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.