immigration joke on Frasier where all the kitchen staff scatter 🔪 we've been a failed nation state for a very long time

my favorite new thing to comment about mundane behaviors or actions is you could be arrested for that

It’s going to happen someday and people are going to celebrate and anybody who wants to scold that celebration had best be prepared to fight.

My girlfriend kept on asking me to go spelunking with her so eventually I caved.

One big dumb daily civics class

coffee & muffin

pre early morning snack & nap

awakened feeling manly but in an hysterical sort of way

We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

wouldn't you like to live a life less stoopid

RAYE is *taking it* with the mv for WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

Today reminds me of a Klingon proverb

🎶fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo🎶🎶 fingerbang an orangutan an orgy at the zoo🎶🎶

F U C K U C C U K C U F

The Ring is like 23 years old 🔪

if they would just let me produce: a thread

Willow Dee dragname

if you all boycott their parks and cruises there will only be the world's worst people left at Disneyland, oh wait

'First Rays' (1921) Felix Vallotton

Don't say anything mean

the air is being very thick & spicy

The US currently reminds me of the Mad Hatter's comment to Alice: "You used to be much more ... muchier ... you've lost your muchness."

No joke, a whole apple fritter just dropped out of my beard,

the selfie of dorian gray

what does it say that if all debt were wiped out overnight, the entire us banking system would collapse

the opposite of woke is asleep and that's how they'd like us.

Today’s destination Hever Castle the childhood home of Anne Boleyn and some say still her home

this week showed us we have to save ourselves. made a thing.

me: (judgemental of you all online)

my yhagowhar is itchy

Perfect day to have gotten a new phone

Do i remember Bulldog on Frasier being that gay awakening of mine?

Divine would love this.

You have lost all my respect

Charlie JERK

Oh My Dear Fuck

Oh if you've ever experienced an abusive relationship you know that our government absolutely feels like domestic violence

CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH IS MY CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH

stocking up on tea and instant coffees for the end of the world

I know there's a lot going on but there is a garbage pile in my neighborhood that wont be cleaned up until the state transportation bill is passed.🗑️

Everyone cancel that Disney app until they have to offer it free with Walmart+

just saying

THE COSTCO SHEPHERD'S PIE CONTAINS MINCED BEEF AND NOT LAMB THAT IS A COTTAGE PIE AND I GUESS NAMES MEAN NOTHING ALSO CHEESECAKE FACTORY DOES THE SAME DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess that's it for broadcast tv.