Measured from behind the butt-cheek and a little past the tip, to account for climate change related shrinkage.

It’s only in a dumpster fire, that white trash like Kid Rock burns bright.

The most likely scenario in my opinion.

Also true.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

The fact that people trust this administration so little and would believe they would stage an assassination attempt, is indicative of the deeper problem.

Is the sheep teaching hate by saying they aren’t going to take it anymore, and doing whatever they have to do to keep the wolf off their back?

Did you ever think you’d hear this from our best buds Canada?

Sometimes, Curb Your Enthusiasm writes itself.

Stop waiting for Superman to save us. The democratic leadership will not enact any change that disrupts their pay or power.

If you’re waiting for someone to call you a rapist and pedophile… maybe you’re a rapist and pedophile?

He has an entire country as his daily captive audience. The real question, would he disrupt the event for everyone else to keep from being made fun of by a room full of comedians and journalists; particularly if he could use it to sell his ballroom… yes, I believe he would.

Wait. Who’s filming? And why were they allowed to just stand there?

I doesn’t take much luck to survive a staged attack,

The spread of viruses, like misinformation.

News Flash: The shooter was radicalized by Trump’s own words and actions.

We’ve been taught that crippling debt and moral-less competition are the only way forward; meanwhile everyone else is pulling ahead.

“He was a No Kings Rally attendee”

Tis the season.

If it wasn’t so blatant, it’d be hard for his dim-witted followers to follow.

The grift goes on.

Translation: “We need to cheat before a legitimate election takes us out!”

He’s turning Washington into a tacky country club.

Would he really do something like that to get a ballroom?

He is the antichrist… duh.

Dude, you can’t stage an assassination spectacle every time your numbers drop.

The three heads of the hydra.

The vast majority.

Trump Cabinet

Free speech?

How shocking; but there’s so many of them… which ones? Tell us so we can investigate… preferably before I go to the club this evening.

Just mindless, soulless drivel.

Explains a lot.

A beginning to the end.

I’m not saying Luigi was right… but

You spelled Skynet wrong.

The only arrest coming from Epstein’s abuse of women is a woman, and she might be getting a pardon.

Humans are an endangered species

Absurd

In his final days, Jim Jones gave long rambling sermons.

Is this true?

You being poor, you’re subjected to laws.

They deserve it because they were born rich; for god loves them more than he loves me.

You should know what your government is doing in your name, with your tax dollars and tacit support.

Attempted murder, kidnapped, then released without charges. This is how we police the globe.

Here is a preview of November. Let’s hope our elected officials can counter-act his official corruption.

Congratulations women!

Not a serious country.

Don’t let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt, pick up your dingle dangle put it in your shirt.