Hey do you guys remember when Trump basically told Mamdani he was hot at his WH visit? Lmaoooooooo

😂😂😂😂

Miranda remember to eat dinner before you’re laying in bed starving two nights in a row challenge 🥴

iiiiiiiiiiiick

Struggling with the thought of turning 40 in a couple of months so I’ve been on a quest to find some new hobbies/purpose. My first pass turned up a lot of the same results: go back to what made you happy before the hustle of being a parent. Soo dancing on bars and blacking out on a random Tuesday?

Elite skeeting here

You’re telling me, someone with FOMO since birth, that I’m going to die someday?

LOLLLL

i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here

“He WaS aLL aBoUt SpReAdInG LoVe”

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

The bar is so low lol

Phew it’s a good thing I’ve been on a regimen of taking vitamins lately before I tear into a bunch of IPA’s today!

Looking excellent, sir

I am struggling to find the words

Me last week: “I’m boycotting the World Cup!” Me after being convinced to enjoy the glory of the games: “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO ALEX FUCKIN FREEMAN IS LETS FUCKING GO USA!!!”

They are so fucking cute and cool

What are the odds of TWO master orators married to one another? Listening to them speak was uplifting, inspirational and exhilarating. A reminder of another, better time when leaders spoke to our better angels & offered hope & optimism rather than divisive vulgarisms. #ChangeIsComingNovember3rd

It’s almost as if, to be inducted into the MAGA party, you are required by law to be a predator.

[chanting] WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF WOKE GOLF

Had a trying day. Time to put on some emotional support music!

This is just fucking fantastic

Having a wonderful day ! An ex-close friend of mine (MAGA 🤢 hence the ex) who has a bunch of Bible verses in her social bios and was probably at the Capitol on J6 appears to potentially be going through a divorce! 🍾🤞🏼 #GodsPlan #RightSara?

"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.

For the exact same position we were at before innocent lives were taken and our citizens continue to struggle to feed their families 👍🏼

Squints in American

Bros before hoes am I right fellas Also LOLLL😭😭😭

Social media should be compulsory for everyone over the age of 5. Minimum eight hours of shitposting a day.

🔥 Charlamagne on Josh Hokit attacking Michelle: “All you do when you bring the Obamas up is remind people what is currently missing from the White House. The Obamas set a standard for decency & class & poise & intelligence... Now that bar is in hell.”

I can’t breathe 😭

I can’t believe they hire friendless losers at the Weather Channel who correctly predict the weather

THERE WAS AN ONION RING WITH MY FRIES LETS GOOOOOOOO

🥹🥹🥹

Congrats to the Knicks! I can use AI too, Gregory.

Annoyed at this moment because we have been railing on people to leave the other place and then when they get here you all…complain????????????????????? Get a grip.

Can’t wait to destroy my daughter in this game next week 😈

Cheeseheads 🧀… Mina chose what would be my X factor as well… Christian Watson. Look at the numbers she pulled when on and off the field over his career. When on, the Packers rank: -1st in yards per play -2nd in yards per attempt -3rd in first down rate -4th in EPA/play Bag deserved. 💰

Politicians 👏🏼 should 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 fans 👏🏼

Saturdays are for the boys (there were 3 others not in the pic)

Wait holllll up she is SIXTY TWO?????

All these guys praying for muscle lmaooooo I’m weak 😭😭😭

good luck to the class of 2026, your career options are “hitting a sick parlay on kalshi” or “burrito chauffeur”

Dear fashion designers, we DONT WANT SNAP CLOSURES ON BODYSUITS HFSEIJNSEUHGAHHHHHHH

3:35am felt like a reasonable time to start my day today 😐

Wow it’s like the algorithms are reading my mind

Considering becoming a Knicks fan just so I can wear this shirt

If the guy running the fry cooker at McDonald's was falling asleep on the job somebody would have a talk with him.

“The USA men’s team worked their tails off.” -an op Ed by Alexi Lalas