Thanks for the brain damage, Bluesky 😔

Imagine the thrill of a lifetime in going all the way to the moon... And then coming back and being forced to meet with this piece of trash.

Anyone who still believes a word of this administration’s psycho babble, I have this to say:

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

Good night and good luck (to Lebron)

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LFG Charlottesville

It could happen today!

Seeing WAY too many opinions on Taylor Swift over here on the ‘Sky. You know what we do, gang.

I wish Charles would have walked off the stage and teabagged Trump right there in front of everyone. “Happy 250, you fascist!” Or something.

THIS IS NOT OKAY

Everything is so stupid

I just tried a protein Pop Tart and would like to formally ask for a refund 🤢

If you take literally everything about Diego Pavia and throw it in a trash can and imagine him a completely different person both physically and mentally, he is sort of a great nfl prospect!

Another day, another way-too-early 2027 NFL Mock Draft from Draft Countdown. This time it's Brad Menendez throwing darts. www.draftcountdown.com/nfl-mock-dra...

Be well, Hakeem. Bye bye. ✌🏼

Melania Trump has made more statements attacking Jimmy Kimmel than she has about the guy who showed up with the gun

So weird-my infant’s first words were actually “we need a ballroom”

Ditto. Me every year right after the NFL Draft:

Okay stop it right now

Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

Ah yes! The American dream of being targeted for murder for being so loved. 🥰 Thanks Franklin.

Love how the talking point is always the soft, snowflake, soy boys who are allegedly interested in violence lol they’re so contradictory it hurts

I see you, Brandon Ingram

Hun look the best new insult arrived for the guy in the white house

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Didn't Trump say he fixed the crime problem in Washington DC?

You’re telling me that POTUS, veep, and the speaker were all in the same room at the White House and security was so laxed that a gunman, with multiple weapons, got inside? And 30 minutes later, trump was prepared with a speech about the extreme need for his unpopular ballroom? It. Was. Staged.

Ain’t no way you’re missing this large, fluffy target if it were a *real* assassin. attempt.

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Is this a record number of tight ends taken in a draft? @deepfrieddraft.draftcountdown.com

That’s what’s up

WELL WHICH IS IT APPLE

This tweet came 11 years, 6 months & 27 days into LeBron's career. It’s been 10 years & 11 months since the tweet & the fuckery continues

The Steelers, live, to their fans:

Did Chicago really take a tight end???? Lmao

Lmao

If Kirk Cousins and Daniel Jones had a baby, it would make Ty Simpson. This is how my brain works unfortunately. Happy Friday!

Guessing game: I think the Packers would've picked Keldric Faulk at 20. Yeah, the Parsons trade still looks pretty good.

So Brown going to Pats for real huh

Smooth

Chiefs trade up for my dog Mansoor Delane I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT

Will we see a lot of trade backs second half of the round? I think it’s a very real possibility.

You bet your ass I’m drinking waterside and pregaming for the draft. 🤘🏽 🍷

Jealous of his ability to nap on the spot. Not jealous of his triglycerides. Lol

Let’s pop some MF’n champs!!!!!

Oh, honey . . . if Democrats could *really* rig elections, why aren't they in power in the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court right now? You're such a simple thing.

The AI slop is one thing, but the inability to gauge legitimacy is just hilarious! “Love that Jordynn!” 😭