that truth social post is gonna HILARIOUS at 3am

About to finish Shrinking after having beers RIP yall bye love you

Me after the first week of free agency

I’ve got nothing. I just had to repost this legendary name.

Chris Fowler, is that you

Because that would mean they have to knowledge a war

Jesus Badgers 😩

Made of glass ✅ Strong arm ✅ Questionable decision making 😐

Mood

Shopping for Jellycats for Easter basket and I can’t help but wonder if this author is a New York Giants fan.

I love how bots are even curated for their general platform. On Bluesky (filled with a lot of empaths): “help me, my kid’s face is literally falling off right now. Please help 💔😐🥲😩💔💔💔💔💔💔” On Twitter: “P*ssy in bio”

After an active free agency, how should the Washington Commanders approach the draft? Brad Menendez goes through their 6 picks. www.draftcountdown.com/nfl-mock-dra...

I have a burner account for Facebook so that I can log in to check socials and also I can conveniently stalk the hell out of people. Quick question: can you not see what pages people like anymore? I need to see if a new coworker follows Turning Point USA or not.

You think you are pretty with the times and then you learn about “boneless couches” and you sort of feel like a stupid infant again. I’m talking about me, of course.

Last week, @mirdashewrote.draftcountdown.com doled out her NFL free agency predictions. This week, she roasts herself on what she got wrong. www.draftcountdown.com/nfl-coverage...

I haven’t seen a single statement that the White House is outraged that they accidentally killed 165 kids

Packers 🧀 , am I missing something with our offensive line? Every comment, post, listing our needs gives the feeling that everyone is really good with what we are bringing to the table in 2026. Maybe make me feel better or confirm that I’m not completely crazy. 🤡

Life comes at you fast. Through my childhood I could NEVER understand the thrill of watching golf. Fast forward to year 40:

It was 90 degrees the last two days and now this. Cool 🆒 🆒

For fucks sake retire! How well can an 85 year old govern??

Molly during a super serious, soul-cleansing healing retreat: “Guys, I should have brought my tuba.”☠️☠️

After the main part of free agency has run its course, Brad Menendez is here to deliver his 5th 2026 NFL Mock Draft. www.draftcountdown.com/nfl-mock-dra...

Sold

Remember when you could watch your local sports teams for free on your tv?

🎯

LETS GO BIG BOI

Sounds convincing, Gregory

I just heard on the radio that a guy said he would shave his head if Maxx Crosby was signed to the Ravens. He went through with it and then the deal fell apart LMAO.

lol shocking!!!

I had a dream that the Packers called Aaron Donald to come out of retirement and I’m not sure what that says about me as a person 😭

Can someone help Pinocchiogles understand how immigration works pls

Kamala Harris was gonna give y'all down payment assistance but I guess war is nice too

FOX News headline: “By America losing, they’re actually winning! Think about it”

HOKIES PLAY A 🏀 GAME WITHOUT OVERTIME CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE JFC

Quay Walker, come home baby. Front porch light is on!

And it starts with that bald fireplug who needs to be beaten by his mic Ligwaxbifstojb!!!!

Mike Young is gonna go on another rant tonight, isn’t he? 😃

WOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH

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Got so excited and distracted that we got a corner that I burnt my turkey bacon

Gute is up early af. I see you.

Jesus Christ

If billionaires were good people, there wouldn't be any billionaires

I ate so many Nilla Wafers while binge-watching NFL Network and now I have a tummy ache what have I done

@deepfrieddraft.draftcountdown.com my article this week that revisits my free agency predictions is just going to be my resignation from Draft Countdown. 😭😭😭😂😂😂