Fairytale of Bary Garlow
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31 yo squirrel friend :3 Not here to debate you They/Them 🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Gandalf is a really bad traveling companion. Fucker keeps disappearing
about 8 hours ago
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I can't watch black and white TV or movies. Like where's all the colour. Why you been so cheap
about 9 hours ago
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Hahahahaha
add a skeleton here at some point
about 9 hours ago
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Netflix bragging about Casablanca but not Scooby Doo. So out of touch
about 9 hours ago
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It's called The Nutcracker because those are poses no one who possesses balls should be able to do
about 10 hours ago
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You know when you find the bee you put into your penis over a week ago
about 10 hours ago
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Imagine getting Good Morning'd by Belladonna Tooks son
about 10 hours ago
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Lego Hobbit didn't need to be open world
about 11 hours ago
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Okay but Lego Doctor Who The Video Game when?
about 12 hours ago
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Gonna play Lego Hobbit and let you know all the fun things that happen
about 12 hours ago
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Theres always more lego
about 12 hours ago
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The code for my dos game is getting a bit much.. maybe I should've used C instead of assembly
about 13 hours ago
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Meta Fart Glasses, more like
about 19 hours ago
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Just discovered this niche indie game called Minecraft. Think it could be big one day
about 19 hours ago
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Give Jenny a gun imo
about 19 hours ago
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Antfifa
1 day ago
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Terminator 2 was better than the original
1 day ago
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Then Jesus said may he without rizz throw the first dab, no cap
1 day ago
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I bet they don't even know about fight club
1 day ago
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It'd just fuck my head if I was in the 90s again. I don't want to live that long
1 day ago
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Legally speaking if I make a coffee within the next 5 minutes I'm allowed to drink it
1 day ago
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This is what you get after beating 100 games of zombies in Black Ops
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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I'd have been a great bard or jester
1 day ago
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I just won the IKEA Peace Prize
1 day ago
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Once saw a live foot ball game at the stadium. Was world cup and everything. I don't like foot ball but it got me off the ward and I had a fancy pie
1 day ago
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Bins are suspiciously empty.. I bet Starmer has been about
1 day ago
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I swear that's the Yorkshire Tea box or something
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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constexpr auto and using makes wrapping C code in a C++ header really sexy like
1 day ago
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Hugs are also Popular With Friends
1 day ago
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I won the world cup twice
1 day ago
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Femi? Hahahahaha
1 day ago
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They should make a milkman simulator that's 18+
1 day ago
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Porn studios should release audiobooks but call them audiofucks
1 day ago
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That song Police Nabbed Me Dad ain't bad
2 days ago
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He's called Shaggy because he fucks
2 days ago
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Old programmers did stuff like putting numbers before their code because they don't know how a backspace works
2 days ago
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A handie man
2 days ago
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Desperate Housewives but it's on the Starship Enterprise
2 days ago
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Hands can have jobs too if they want
2 days ago
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Hear me out.. popcorn ice cream
2 days ago
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Not many people know this but I've got some ice cream and it's your favourite kind
2 days ago
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Why bills :(
3 days ago
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Oi look it's Bilbo Bellins from Bellend!
3 days ago
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Brain Cocks
4 days ago
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Imagine being a pigeon. Ridiculous!
4 days ago
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Nicolas Cage should replace that green frog guy in Muppets
4 days ago
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Bruce Willis wouldn't even stand a chance
4 days ago
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Toy story is 30 years old
4 days ago
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Starfield was a masterpiece
4 days ago
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Someone should invent a kind of chatbot that you can fuck! Hi, I'm Elon Musk and today..
4 days ago
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