Respecting the veterans (pigeons)

Don't know how to explain it but Cher looks like an actress playing Cher

Unlike Shania Twain your hobbies DO impress me much

Boobies are scary because boo

Trump did a poo

Been working on a simple UI library that I can reuse for different tools and managed to get fonts sorted. Only bitmap fonts but they can scale

What does it mean though

THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR DOOMSCROLLING!

Now I just need the steam machine to be relatively affordable then I can ditch this ancient PC

Oh yeah! I got my Raspberry Pi 500+ and it's terrible. I love it!

I reckon I could sort Trump out

The proper mad lads at the kebab place stacked everything again

Yeah I support LGBT. LETS GO BOMB TRUMP

Don't worry mate, you just have to put your

The badly timed nap strikes again

Let's nationalise Star Wars

Did you miss me

Bring back quickies behind Big Tesco!

Whatever game you hate the most I'm here to tell you it's actually the best game of all time

Just discovered this hidden gem called Starfield. Could be GOTY

It's been 15 years since a mainline Elder Scrolls game :(

Remember when games used to go down in price? Now you can buy 10 year old games for 50 quid

Americans kinda have an advantage when making games with guns

116 triangles just for 1 arm and hand. Might need to trim that down idk

Thought i was doing well with the low poly human.. then i got to the hands

Your're

It's nine in the afternoon. Your arse is the size of the moon

I feel like a cheat when i think about using reference images for anything but all my art mates say you've got to do it :(

Don't think anyone in the world has the ability to use Blender without deleting the default cube and instantly adding another cube

Kinda need to figure out humanoid 3d modelling too cos every time i do it the topology or whatever is wrong and it warps

I kinda like the pre-rendered backgrounds of the old PS1 games but idk how they'd scale to an ultra wide monitor so probably best to just make a shader that gives the same feel

Alright pals tell me what I should attempt to make and quickly give up on next. A: A vertical shooter like the old arcade games or B: A fixed camera horror like the old Resident Evil games

You can tell i'm not a man because i can't do the machine gun noise that all men can do

They're pulling their own mam over now!?

So last week they said government has no control over banning Twitter and it's up to OFCOM but today they're saying that they're going to let us know if they'll be banning Twitter. Make your fucking mind up

Are sumos allowed to kick each other in the balls? If so i could take them all

As a tech shagger I think we should put all tech into a big hole and nuke it

Why are you all trying to distract me from the important task of procrastinating

Yvette Pooper

The war on drugs has ruined more lives than the drugs themselves

I think there's more crime in Sheffield than there is in London. Someone gets shot just off my street nearly every week

Remember to give your name, address and phone number to the Anti-Trump/Anti-ICE protest organizers to be EXTRA safe

Only ever been to London once and it was a trip to some museum full of FUCKING ROCKS

I want to go on a day trip to the London stock exchange and troll all the economy nerds

RIP Danny Dyer. You would've loved sl*gs

Sticking a cactus up my bum for a change

I'd never date a Labour shagger the same way I'd never date a Tory shagger. Shit i wouldn't even have a one night stand with one

Seggs on the beach

RAM is the new gold. BUY BUY BUY

Phone has been laggy af and apps kept crashing for like 2 weeks and thought I might need to splash out for a new one but turns out restarting the thing fixed everything