At this bloody point I may as well just make this into a dedicated UI library

Keep making myself laugh thinking about when I said "remember when Binmen were ard" to my grandad just for him to go on a rant because he was one of the legendary ard binmen

I'm like an amusement machine. If you put a pound in my bum hole I'll be very amused

Donald Trump voted Remain

I wonder how a Vulcan would react to being cucked

Vulcans are like "mother, you birthed me. Thank you"

They're taking some cheese to sick bay

Janeway should batter that horrible little goblin

Erection log supplemental

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Amby Brnhem

Wonder if Andy Burnham is going to be as forensic as Keir Starmer. I hope so

Janeway has the same face Clarice from that Lecter movie

We should blow the moon up

Hades nuts

TikTok is showing me food content again >:(

He pickled my onion

Went to a restaurant and gave the chef a tip. He didn't simmer the meat long enough

Bon apple teat

Just witnessed a man playing Free Bird on a hotdog so I think I completed life now

I need to come up with a volumetric compression algorithm for an idea

Back in my day GTA was 2D

Pope doesn't even get paid

As English as jellied eal

They should sell Easter eggs all year round

And then in the 1990s humans discovered Big Butts and it was good

What's 4th of July?

Elon Musk's just out of frame, smiling too

They should make a kind of star wars that's free for me to watch

I can't believe Sir Keir Starmer is dead x

Someone didn't get the memo

Wtf this is just goat!

Did we win the foot ball yet?

It should rain in every camping video

I got the Connor meat

I thought therefore I was?

If I could find my tent I'd camp the fuck out of that thing

I want a calzone but do I want a 13 quid calzone

I wonder what's in this.. oh no...

Imagine having a takeaway. On Sunday!

I could show you the world, if I felt like it

Fish and chips should be less expensive

I'm not afraid of orangutan mothers who seem to arrange playdates for their offspring

They should bring Scrappy Doo back

Being 31 should qualify you for a bungalow

There should be a 200% inheritance tax on billionaires

Lava lamps are too spicy too

Barnsley Does What The Vatican't

Nice starting point tonight

I could crack DaVinci's code, if that's his real name