Might get a GoPro and do a Jeremy Vine

Remember that part in Star Wars where Jar Jar just gets it out and starts beating his meat in the senate?

Watch the cunts release the Steam Machine now I've already spent the cash

Might have a listen to the silmarillion. I hear it's basically the bible for Tolkien super stans

I don't even want it to come home

Gand-Alf

They want me to indicate with my arms but I'm just going to shout LEFT or RIGHT when turning because it's my road anyway

Some are saying RuneScape is the most British game ever made

If I stick a few of my nipple hairs into the USB C male hole it tickles my nipple

Gandalf was a prick anyway. Glad that demon dragged him to hell

Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time

A Lego house? In this economy?

You harvested the kidneys of beans!?

Weird A.I. Yankovic

Prince Albert will faint when he's told how they're using his Hall these days

I watched this show called Smallville today and I think this guy might have superpowers

I will never pay to camp

What if I got a tent next and rode the bike to a secret camping spot

Can't believe you guys allowed me to spend my own money like that

Having to boil my grinder and it's making the flat smell lovely

I'm going to be the most obnoxious cyclist in the world

The Binmen want to take my small bin away and replace it with a big bin >:( I would fight them but they're scary

So we all meeting behind Big Tesco for that wank train on Wednesday yeah?

This man burns ham. I don't trust him

Have you guys seen the prices the Americans are paying for our shite?? These shops gotta be making a fortune parkersgbi.com

Just made myself angry by realising Americans would call Jammie Dodgers "cookies"

The cucker and the cuckee

I watched an anime once and I saw bottom. Wasn't impressed

Elton Musk, my arch nemesis

I need to talk to the boss of food prices just a minute

I'm so ashamed. I've never shagged health before

Council tax should be a tax the council has to pay me

I wouldn't be having it if it were me I tell you now

They should let me name the next Nintendo console

I heard that Elon Musk did a poo as soon as the judgement came. Right on the floor where he stood. He tried passing it off as A Bit but we all know he didn't do it on purpose

Really like the DS style emulators we got now

PSP stands for Piss-Shit-Piss

So the good news is that Elon Musk just lost his case against Sam Altman, the bad news is that Sam Altman just won his case against Elon Musk

Forgot to buy a helmet. Didn't want that woke garbage anyway

I miss when extremist Christians just made videos about how a monster can has the sign of the devil on them

TECHNO PIRATES!!

I heard you like Mumford & Sons so I got you their entire discography!

Everyone knows this is the best meal ever

I used to think my 60 quid refurbished by Dave down the road bike was top tier shit

This is the one I ordered. Don't know much about it other than not the best battery but it has a good thingy that helps me get up hills better www.halfords.com/bikes/electr...

It is done

I'm live! It's a new week but don't panic, it's the same old Gedds twitch.tv/geddstation

YouTube and Twitch should pay me to go camping with weird gear like this guy

No milk! No milkshake!

Don't think I've ever had a brand new bike before