Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you

Wow. That's weird. I was literally thinking about Lee Tamahori today out of nowhere

Dog for adoption, desexed, microchipped and registered but not vaccinated? Big uh-oh

Five planks of waterblasting a day seems like a small amount and it probably is but I should be finished with the entire house by 2036, so suck on THAT

We are going to have to do something about *waves hands* all this shit

I just ordered 140kgs of swimming pool salt to be delivered to my house for a delivery fee of $6.99. I think the red shed has missed a trick there on their own delivery costs but I'm happy to capitalise on it

Started listening to another Edith Wharton novella and I was hoping it was all gonna work out for the young girl who starts shagging in the woods but I have a feeling... nah

Ah, Son One is finally practising his drums, right when he should be studying for his English exams Perfect

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

I realize it is not the most useful piece of analysis but I feel like we don't talk enough about the plain fact that a relatively large chunk of the country has just kinda lost their minds

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

That is certainly some very big lettering

Women ruining the workplace

kind of wild just how much of modern day living is millions of people saying “we don’t want this, it’s dumb, bad, and evil” and then like 10 dudes going “lol too bad” and then they get their way

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

If Musk maxes out that contract, a person making $150,000/year -- a really good salary! -- would have to work 585,333 years to match his average annual take-home

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

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One point to Dr Oz for acting like a human being in an office full of sociopaths I guess RFK Jr sure hightailed it outta there huh

Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

When Republicans win elections: The people have spoken, we must let them implement their agenda. When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...

It has been 2 months since FDA head Marty Makary falsely alleged that “There have been children who have died from the COVID vaccine…We’re gonna release a report in the coming few weeks”. His report is still nowhere to be found. Where’s the report, shitbirds?

Gorsuch finally starting to understand what they have unleashed

Once again, we need to define what “feminism” is here. Not everything any woman ever does—not even in the political realm, and not even concerning gender—is “feminism.” Opposing the rights of women as a class to equal status and dignity is in fact called “antifeminism.”

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from

Lifeline has been trying to get a meeting with the Minister for the past year to no avail. There's money for landlords, tobacco companies, and dodgy guys like Mike King, but when it comes to saving lives this government doesn't give a fuck #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...

Alternate framing - People learnt the impact of transmission during the pandemic and now are less likely to come in and get everyone else sick.

It’s important to note that he was the person responsible for protective security during the time period many many people from the PM to me were receiving regular death and rape threats. The past is making more sense to me now.

I will not breach the student contract on appropriate Internet use by emailing farts to the board of trustees I will not breach the student contract on appropriate Internet use by emailing farts to the board of trustees

I have another Limpet tale to tell and it is so on brand: he has detention on Fridays for four consecutive weeks because he (mistakenly) emailed a meme of Mr Incredible farting to the entire high school Board of Trustees

Chromebook number four goneburger This child will bankrupt me

Or: we aren't even taking our full ten days so we're saving you a gazillion. Also: fuck off

Yeah I think the deck was past due a blastin'

No. Fucking. Way

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Gore Aunt's lovely dog has been put down. RIP Holly, you were the sweetest girl.

Yay: once again, it is "berries in my muesli" season, gratifyingly bringing to a close the frustrating early spring search for an apple that isn't gross and floury

Hijacking this take for #nzpol purposes to say that it perfectly describes our Prime Minister too

Oh great, NOW these motherfuckers want to get PHILOSOPHICAL about it #nzpol

THIS IS THE GOOD COPE

Thousands of people are homeless in this country thanks to Chris Bishop and his cronies. As Chlöe says "They have intentionally chosen to make more people homeless" and now they want to push homeless people into places they can't be seen by the wealthy #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

If we get another three years of these pricks I'm going to become even more of a crazy dog lady than I already am