Nationals new candidate for Auckland Central, anyone else spotting a red flag or two. #nzpol

Are National at the "Fuck this - let's just get ChatGPT to write our policies" stage? #nzpol

Let's create a super council but then delegate all responsibilities and budgeting to local area councils headed by a local area mayor - all elected. Sorted.

So all these journalists and commentators are gonna to a mea culpa and admit their 'expert analysis' was wrong, right? Right?

Oh now Scyzophoa Luxon is talking about "joined up". Can this guy stop trying to out David Brent David Brent. #nzpol

ANZ list spending on fuel up 20.6% from February to March, then up 0.9% from March to April. StatsNZ listed the whole country Electronic Card spending on fuel as increasing 26.7% from February to March (March-April is a few weeks off). So things are likely worse. www.thepress.co.nz/business/360...

The SS Costello?

The current AoNZ government

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

TIMELY: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

B4cK 0N 7r4cK! F*xing the basics!

Local body amalgamation normally requires extensive community consultation. naturally, national wants to stomp all over that in pursuit of its preferred outcome. Its nakedly anti-democratic www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Yeah Nah Surely?

Well then. That's Luxon's agenda for Singapore complete. Next up, fixing his bad polling numbers and crumbling coalition. Oh, would you look at that. It's the same to-do list... #nzpol

This sounds familiar🤦‍♀️ #nzpol

I think on this #StarWarsDay, it is important to state that the DARK SIDE of The Force isn't stronger, it's just easier. Doing away with ethics and morals streamlines your decisions

Counterpoint: To paraphrase Douglas Adams "space is pretty fucking big."

"Hello, Kitty," she said to the cat sitting on the porch. "That's #phantom," the realtor replied, "He comes with the house." "Was he left behind?" "Yes, unfortunately," the realtor confirmed. "Why?" She reached out to touch the cat but her hand went right through him. "That's why." #vss365

Or the time the recipe called for diced onions and I said there was no fucking way you could cut 20 sides into an onion.

Is it just me or does the OneNZ ad use the same font as Durex? 🤔🤔🤔

The Waitangi Tribunal’s Education and Training Amendment Act and Te Mātaiaho Urgent Inquiry has revealed shocking details about the education reform led by Erica Stanford. In this post, I have gathered all video links and links to briefs of evidence from the witnesses who presented in one place.

What would an Aotearoa look like that put the health of our people and te taiao environment first? A Green-led Government is what your Green MP team are here for, and this year, together, we can make a better life possible for every body and every critter. Get amongst. Join. Enrol. Donate. Vote 💚

I learnt about this speed running through scientology buildings today.

Not all heroes wear capes Some of them are just really damn irritating influencers

#MayThe4th Happy Star Wars Day – May the Force be with you! ✨ Looking for a real-life galaxy far, far away? The Zweibrücken Observatory has you covered! 🔭 #StarWarsDay 📷 www.zeit.de/zett/2019-03...

This is a disastrous decision. This awful government seem to be determined to destroy as much of this country as possible before they get kicked out #nzpol

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing. New Zealand signs deal with Singapore to ensure trade of essential goods www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Floating petrie dishes. Yuck.

The landing technique of Swans 🦢

#MayTheFourth #HappyStarWarsDay

#NewZealand and the world need this kind of corruption out of politics We've seen this so so many times Paying money for law changes is not why we elect members of parliament they are there for *us* not a few wealthy people #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Alternative headline: Petty racism decides names of Auckland train lines And hopefully headline 2: Political parties announce te reo naming of train lines to proceed following November election #nzpol

Whether it’s DV, SA or stalking, the PoliceNZ have often left women to fend for themselves while minimising attacks, saying there’s nothing they can do - there is - apologising when the press shines a light. Failing. Systemic misogny and racism in the PoliceNZ costs lives. #nzpol

WHEN DO WE CALL IT BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION 300k from the racing industry to Winstons Party #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Now you too can support the bombing of schools and hospitals, by donating to the US war machine! Get in quick before ALL the kids are dead!! #nzpol

A hot fresh corn dog from the amusement park was absolutely divine when I was a kid. (86 the ketchup) 😉

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Which meanss nothing. Sg is a refiner, meaning they can only on-sell product they can buy. 2nd, how does Luxon even provide assurance that the AoNZ govt can ensure private sector trade continues? #nzpol Luxon's Singapore visit to formalise crucial trade relationship www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

🤣 in the diary for next Sunday 10 May, Tania's gonna monster this 💅 @taniawaikatolawyer.bsky.social Q+A [background clip by @rt.hon.notmyprimeminister]

We have a special #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th treat for you. Supercut of the entire #ForTheEmpire Season 4 arc in one place. Hit that Notify button! (Tuesday AM AoNZ time) #StarWars

Thinkin we need some guerilla campaigning here in AoNZ like this too..

Petition to make all animal cones like this.

*Estimates by Immigration NZ of who overstayed visas at 1 July 2025 1 Tonga 2,599 2 China 2,577 3 USA 2,213 4 Samoa 1,697 5 India 1,582 6 UK 1,256 7 Philippines 938 8 Malaysia 753 9 Canada 510 10 Germany 498 11 Other 6,356 Total 20,979* #NZpol www.immigration.govt.nz/about-us/new...

We were making ground on this issue by reducing the speed limits around schools. Then Simeon Brown occurred and he deliberately and intentionally undid all that work. Now we have increasingly dangerous levels of driving near schools, and no plan to address it: www.1news.co.nz/2026/05/03/p...

ACT's immigration policy includes "a $6 per day infrastructure surcharge on temporary work visas, on top of existing charges." This is a tax. Which applies, per head, only to immigrants. I.e. a head tax. Just leaving the record of the last time we did that, and the official apology for it, here.

Beauty in motion

In today’s HeraldOnSunday

So Rimmer is going head to head with Druncle over the racist voters? #nzpol

New report, same story. When will we start taking this seriously? #nzpol www.theguardian.com/society/2026...