I remember when New Zealand had safe tap-water.

Jandalman strikes again!

He's taking it well then

Middle-aged guy blows throw a red light. And gets mad turning cars don't stop for him. I'm pretty forgiving around cyclists - I can appreciate that stopping at intersections is not always the best thing. But with a cycle lane with a dedicated traffic light for cyclists? Don't be a dick, bro.

So weird how there's no byline on this Herald article which entirely focuses on the statements and actions of Brian Tamaki and his goon squad, and doesn't even *describe* the Sikh faith or what their parade was for or provide any context into why they would be targeted (racism, cowardice)

This machine kills fascists

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! 🎄🎁⛄

I wonder if Briscoes will have a sale.

The sentencing of Jevon McSkimmings, and others of his ilk, for seeking out and viewing online child sexual abuse material. My Stuff #cartoon today #Police #CSAM

#nzpol #aonz #mcskimming

I must have come from a different time. I used to be dead scared someone (like my supervisor 😯) would say "xyz followed that up by saying abc on page 34, so you've misinterpreted them". I made sure I understood completely what any reference was saying.

Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge

Yeah except you can't do joined up approaches if you are busy fucking gutting departments. Threat from organised crime needs new approach - Associate Police Minister Casey Costello www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

I'm guessing there is a whole field around car drivers' attitudes towards other road users. But as a non-psychologist, I think the whole "is it in my way" attitude is a big factor.

He's an accomplished bullshitter. That's it. His one skill. He can bullshit on anything. He's a useless manager, he doesn't read, he's let Seymour hijack our constitution with no mandate, he does no work, he has no idea what any of his ministers are doing - a vainglorious strutting cock.

Strong “I’m not failing, you just don’t understand success” energy here 🤦‍♂️#nzpol

Nothing says competence like one's left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. #nzpol Hospitals asked to save $510 million despite $538 million going unspent www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Our ‘world class police’ once again putting complainants at risk, this time in what could be thousands of cases. How inept are the Police? Trustworthy says Mitchell, world class? An absolute nightmare for victims and they’re still charging Ms.Z.

Just when you thought the reputation of the New Zealand police couldn’t get any worse this happens! Resign Mark Mitchell as minister of Police #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

fuckin HELL girlfriend, openly telling a subordinate on your official email to hand over confidential & seemingly national security-related investigation details to the Chinese Consulate? That's not even spying, that's a total lack of awareness that you're doing anything wrong by having two bosses.

Even Mother Nature thinks Seymour's a dick.

Unbelievably, the Ministry have now silently unpublished these documents. They were attached to a briefing that has been updated to remove them, with no reason given: www.health.govt.nz/system/files...

BREAKING: National-led government introduces under urgency a bill to import MOAR SQUIRRELS. #nzpol

When your organisation's rep is rapidly circling the drain, ignoring issues around foreign influence does not seem to be a good strategy. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

John Campbell co-hosting Morning Report? Let's hope this is an end to limp lettuce interviews. 🙏🏻

The data shows the benefits of any growth has been very unequally distributed. Compensation of employees grew by 0.9% over the year to September. But the broad measure of profits grew by 7.2%. If there is a twin-track economy, workers and working people are on the losing track

Could I politely suggest that looking down on the less fortunate to prop up one's own self worth isn't something we should be encouraging with policy approaches.

And likely a good chunk of her post school life as well.

We won! I won my judicial review!

Luxon thought "pretty legal" wasn't aspirational enough?

Just saying

Absolutely fuck all the way off with this shit. What a ghoulish thing to say.

This is such good news. It should never have come to this, though, but here we are. #nzpol

Narrator - She did not resign #nzpol

Good news, Shane Jones's boss Peter Talley loses court case. Lets hope the same happens to Julian Batshithitler and Grenon. #nzpol

better not forget to link bwb.co.nz/books/the-go...

#nzpol In the house today, Nicola Willis said that in my recent book I thought the debt limit for the government should be 80-90% of GDP. As is clear in the book - that is the Treasury's position, not mine. See P.14 of www.treasury.govt.nz/sites/defaul...

He needs to see someone. Self-hating is not good mmmkay?

Oh hey this is the exact thing they said when announcing the CRI merger and then not providing additional funding to do the merging And then they also cut science funding So guess what’s happening now

More austerity. What fun. /s

$50k is chump change at the govt level. This is pure anti-science covid cooker bullshit.

Hipkins thinks Greens are disenfranchising voters. As an ex Labour voter that became distant from Labour after Hipkins binned many progressive policies and went on to insult Wahine Māori it's your party disenfranchising people Hipkins. I'm not the only ex Labour voter thanks to you either. #nzpol

Tell me you hate disabled people, without telling me you hate disabled people. #nzpol #aonz www.1news.co.nz/2025/12/16/h...

Probably the only post I will do on the Bondi terror attack. RNZ apparently doesn't know that 86% of Filippinos are Roman Catholic.

#nzpol, who was the government back in 2010, yeah, the same ones people today are saying are good with the economy. Why don't kiwis retain facts? Why do we forget so quickly?

The NZ electorate needs to have a good snort of coffee and realise that the old economic platitudes just don't hold water. We need to reimagine how we want government to work both in terms of policies and accountability.

Petition to yeet this cockwomble into the sun.