Don't mind me. I'm just saving this for later so I have a reason to point to why I never received a fine, jury service, power bill, voting papers for local elections, or the invite to my mates wedding. #nzpol

Heh. David replied to the accusation of dog-whistling by whistling to a dog. A letter to a politician is, at the very least, "POLITICAL", no!? Has Merriam-Webster gone out of business too? Or have these clowns not read a dictionary before? #nzpol

Ever since dipshit bought twitter the problem with social media is too much energy goes into discussing the platforms themselves

Christchurch student: "Everyone that I've talked to, their plan is to go overseas. None of us want to stay here." #nzpol

Check it out kids! You can spend those two extra years at home between 18 and 19 learning how to cook! Unless you're hitching a ride on the back of a train to go pick fruit in an orchard that doesn't need the workers, of course. #nzpol

And what it all comes down to Is that I've got mine, mine, mine 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other ones fucking the country from behind. #nzpol

Meanwhile, the majority of the country has no doubt it was Winston's rhetoric on Gaza that incited the vandalism. Wait, no sorry, I mean "political violence". #nzpol

If Winston is going to claim the Greens are inciting violence, then I'm going to claim it was the local window repair man that broke his window. See Winston, anyone can pull baseless claims out of their assholes. Difference is, I'm not a damn co-deputy PM. #nzpol

Just from my own experience, the amount of parents who think they're only responsible for their children until 18 who end up being high-paid National voters is higher than our unemployment rate. And yet Luxon just told them they've all got another two years of responsibilities... #nzpol

We should ship 18 year olds to random farms and also they need to be financially taken care of by their parents. Make it make sense.

According to a number of politicians, breaking a window is a clear case of political violence, but pushing people into poverty and poor health, destroying the environment, ripping up Te Tiriti, and making the military more lethal is business ss usual. #nzpol

Western corporate news media, in a nutshell. 🙂

Weird how the government seems to think that playing PlayStation will lead to someone having no job, but not condemning a genocide wouldn't lead to at least a broken window... If you lot want to ignore the consequences of your actions, why the hell would we change ours!? #nzpol

You've made us as a country ignore a genocide, but we should have sympathy cause your dog got covered in glass and you invited a guest over while there was a protest outside your house? Actions = consequences. #nzpol

"Seymour said it was also not fair on Peters' neighbours who did not choose to enter public life." You know how many people in this country think it's unfair because you DID choose to enter public life, Seymour? #nzpol

#NZpol Jarring Morning Report with Winston, he is such a a sad piece of shit, lashing out and spitting bile. More offended by actions to stop a genocide than the genocide itself, what a guy. Honestly, he needs to go asap.

Hey @chrishipkins.bsky.social! Is a current sitting PM threatening to cut the livelihood of young adults unless they apply for jobs that don't exist political violence? Cause we feel pretty violated politically... Or does it not count without the damage to politicians private property? 🤔 #nzpol

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608... Luxon giving his 'best' advice to unemployed youth... #NzPol #Caricature #Cartoon #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Luxon

Throwing a brick through a window is criminal behaviour already, btw. Before anyone gets ideas of using this event to suggest changing the law on lawful/not lawful protests.

Should've thrown Winston through the window instead of a rock. THAT would be "political violence". #nzpol

Note to self: Smashing a window with a rock - "political violence". Smashing a window with your voice - free speech. #nzpol

Oh, what a wonderful way to diminish the concept of "political violence" - a smashed window. #nzpol

All those bright eyed 18/19 year olds looking forward to starting their studies to become the next generation of skilled workers in our country. And our "leader" is like "nope, none of that. Go pick fruit in an orchard." What a dickhead. #nzpol

I mean, if I wanted to get more 18/19 year olds involved in politics, cutting their benefits would be a great start... #nzpol

"The world doesn't owe you a living" If the world doesn't owe me a living, then I don't owe my boss any labour. If the world doesn't owe me a living, then the market doesn't owe you a profit. If the world doesn't owe us a living, then we don't owe the leaders of it any respect. #nzpol

Who?

Wait a second, how does the Prime Minister's office think the Environment minister asking a council about the delayed consents for a few farms ISN'T a breach of the cabinet manual? Oh. Prime ministers office. He hasn't read it... #nzpol

Oh look, another one. So, either they're using their own money to pay for billboards and therefore it's legal (somehow) or they're wasting their own money. Guess they're gonna need all the help they can get to be reelected at this rate... #nzpol

I'm sorry, but how in the actual fuck is this legal? Let me get this straight, the government is complaining about how much it costs to run the country and yet the pricks are spending money to throw their faces on adverts? Do your job you dumb fucks and you might get elected again. MIGHT! #nzpol

I don't know if it's cynicism, bound to be, but why do I feel someone is gonna say "tHaT's A fAkE pAsSpOrT! iT dOeSn'T hAvE eNgLiSh aT tHe tOp" as a justification not to do anything... #nzpol

That's a weird way of saying they've deliberately gone out of their way to suppress votes. #nzpol

I mean, I knew they were stupid, but now I'm beginning to think I'm the stupid one for thinking they couldn't be even more stupid...

In AotearoaNZ we’ve already witnessed 5 of these RW political tactics. ~Using Psychological abuse ~Using Isolation ~Using Minimisation ~Using Children ~Using Privilege Let’s not gamble with the rest… #nzpol #Aotearoa #NewZealand #CultureWars #HumanityFirst #Kotahitanga #OneTermGovernment

Oh, idk. There seems to be a fair amount of people willing to buy some absolute bullshit. #nzpol

All this government has done is create one crisis after another, while making the living one worse. If their voters had an ounce of dignity or self awareness, they'd be eating their words right now. #nzpol

Is it just me, or does the FBI Director think our Police Commissioner isn't going to follow the law our police force enforces? Is he telling on himself? #nzpol

The lesson should be learnt to not sell public assets and infrastructure for forgotten short term gains. We shouldn't be letting the market determine the quality of services that we as a nation rely on. Or have we known all along and the greed of a few is ruining it for everyone? #nzpol

Could you imagine if we collectively decided to stop recognizing our state and our government since they don't want to recognize another state? #nzpol

Well that's pretty fucking cool. #TheRock2000

At this point, they could not count half of them like America and they'll still lose next year. #nzpol

I bet ya some dumb Aussie read the word "hub" and threw it on the ban list.

First it was Labour's fault. Now it's John Key's fault. Weird how it's not the fault of the English Literature graduate in the job of finance minister... #nzpol

Yeah nah, if I'm benefitting from a property portfolio of 25 houses, I'd have a heavy, vested interest in those houses... #nzpol

Well that was an anticlimactic rapture. At least there were some good deals on Facebook marketplace over the last week...

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Has anyone noticed how people who ride high horses tend to live in ivory towers?

Surprised the swanny isn't over a suit. #nzpol

For those wondering why we’re all upset about Jimmy Kimmel getting cancelled, just imagine if a public figure you cared about got shot in the neck