Bahahaha, no. It horrifies me Andrew, that you believe that and are willing to undermine and under value my industry over a bullshit lie. Put your money where your mouth is and use AI to make the site right now. You've got 20 minutes. Hurry up, or fuck up. #nzpol

Ew. Why is the local community radio station here in Kirikiriroa doing a fully AI radio show?

Is it just me, or does the French rioting after winning a football match put the French Revolution into a different perspective?

Idk man. Something smells rotten. There's an awful lot of talk about defence for our country with no mention of what we're defending against. The only thing this govt should be having to defend against is the loud call coming from inside the country. #nzpol

"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing." That was meant to be satire. Shame it's been living with this govt. #nzpol

"It'll hurt the economy" is just code for "it'll affect rich people." #nzpol

Behold, a woman!

Protest and petition against data centers. And if that doesn't work, setting it on fire is always an alternative.

"but they call each other the N word, why can't I?" Your dad called your mum "Hunny Cakes", why don't you? We all understand the social norms until it comes to this one group and this one word? Okay then.

Really doesn't take much for a journalist to get under Luxon's skin. They just have to ask obvious questions about his blatant corruption. It's weird then that only three of them have managed to do it though. #nzpol

"I'd be careful saying that John." The irony here is no one remembers what John said. We all remember the threat Chris gave though. I wonder which one has to be careful they don't spend the next six months with their foot in their mouth... #nzpol

Oh, that's how civics works, is it? Pay the parties enough and you'll get everything you want while they play dumb. What do we reckon? Since their actions are dictated by donations, we fundraise and then give them the money on the condition they fuck off? #nzpol

"but we don't know how the pyramids were built" No. YOU don't know how they were built.

Hot take: the world is full of modern day puritans who believe the internet is God.

Rest in peace Jools Topp. Your influence will always be untouchable!

If anyone tells you to just deal with AI because it's just a tool, throw a hammer at their face and repeat back to them what they said.

My cartoon in today's Sunday Star Times. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3610... Nicola Willis, finance minister for the coalition, said she's taking an axe to civil servants jobs! Nearly 9,000 of them... #Caricature #NicolaWillia #NzPol #Cartoon #NzBudget

Note to self. Don't move the eternal flame. You'll burn the temple it's been in for 1,200 years.

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

Shit! I'm gonna move into social housing if it's that great! Oh, no. She apologized for the comment. Probably shouldn't have used AI then. #nzpol

I am a big proponent of the bits of democracy that happen between elections. Petitions, protests, submissions, letter writing, joining civil society orgs; awesome. But the election part really matters too & in 2026 it's the most obvious available lever to stop the cavalcade of awfulness.

Anyone remember when David Seymour pressured cops to go easy on Philip Polkinghorne during a live investigation? Seymour wrote 1012 words to defend a murder suspect who was the ONLY suspect in his wife's death. Don't tell me Seymour cares about the safety of women

Oh look. The AI replacing public servants is going to cost more than the public servants. Wonder who got paid how much from which greedy AI company... #nzpol

Making the tough decisions. #nzpol

National thinks the definition of "woman" is someone you pay less because otherwise the economy falls down

I have to ask - do we know if Winston is biologically male? #nzpol

My hand is biological, Winston. Is that a biologically woman hand, or biologically male hand, Winston? Winston! I need to know! Is my hand male or female, Winston? You know, this one here. With the middle finger up. I'm so confused Winston! What am I Winston!? #nzpol

Me reading the news.

How pathetic are some people when the most pressing issue in their sad excuse for a life is the definition of a woman? People out here dying and you're worried if I throw on a skirt and call myself a woman? Get a fucking life. Useless pricks. #nzpol

Hang on. I thought the govt was meant to run the country, not cosplay as Merriam-Webster. #nzpol

What's this? 9000 public servants laid off to cut costs and then they waste money on branding!? So they gonna use this new branding on the Parliamentary Services paid adverts? Or keep using National branding? #nzpol

Did you know, the dictionary is defined as a dictionary? #nzpol

I'm gonna cut 90% of the boat, leaving me with a flimsy piece of cardboard and call myself captain of a ferry. All aboard! #nzpol

That should really read "hates working Kiwis" since she's so keen to sack 9000 of them and replace them with dictionary remixes and no evidence they will do the job. #nzpol

Hey Willis, the 80s just called. They want their failed economic policy back. #nzpol

Nicola Willis is the one stuck in 1980s pushing the same old failed 'growing the pie' & 'trickle down' neoliberalism... #nzpol

There's been an awful lot about how the govt will be spending less tax money on peoples wages (heaven forbid) yet nothing on less tax being collected. So all those morons on Facebook happy to be paying the same amount of tax for less services? Or has no one explained that part to them yet. #nzpol

Now Chris Luxon and Willis, they haven't made a hit. They're ruining the country more than just a bit. If they keep on the way they're going, we'll all be in the shit. So you'd better get yer feet up yer gumboots. If you can afford any. #nzpol

Wish I lacked critical thinking skills, y'all look so happy.

Right, and isn't unemployment at an all time high since you wankers got in? Hmm. #nzpol

In today’s NZ Herald

I just asked AI if firing 9000 people is good for the economy. It said no. So the AI gonna hire them all back once it's turned on? #nzpol

This govt has enshittified itself and its solution to the problem it created is more shit. Meanwhile, that shit is about to get more shit once the companies that are somehow worth trillions, yet aren't making a profit, make their products more shit. Well aren't that just shit. #nzpol

Give landlords a giant tax cut - check. Fire 9000 people to fill the giant hole the tax cut left - check. Blame Labour for the hole when they hire everyone back again - ah, who we kidding, they'll blame Labour before the election. #nzpol

Wait this is slowed down? I thought she was always that slow... #nzpol

Friendly reminder that riots are started when people have nothing left to lose. Oh look, 9000 layoffs announced today... #nzpol

Does the AI drive the ferries too, Willis? #nzpol

Willis out here claiming the govt is gonna be run by AI when I can't even book a winz appointment without calling and talking to someone. #nzpol

At this point, there'll be enough public servants laid off to start their own government. #nzpol

Me, when the govt cuts public sector jobs and the economy gets worse so they decide to cut more public sector jobs: