*NZ Herald - "look everyone!! The govt is full of property investors!" *Every Kiwi - "we know. Who do you think they were giving that giant tax cut to? People who weren't themselves?" #nzpol

A new bridge or housing families. These decisions are so hard for Bishop #nzpol

"I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you!" Okay. Well, I'll be kind for you. Sure, I can be strong when I need to. Fight if I have to. But when I think about the way that I love you, it doesn't make me feel violent. It makes me feel quiet and gentle.

#nzpol #AoNZpol

Someone works with these dickheads. Lets make their lives interesting

So, what happens when the police are the ones obstructing justice? #nzpol

Yeah nah, it's this type of intentional bullshit that goes towards making the large percentage of non-voters in this country shift off from politics. If you could shut up and leave the election campaign to next year, that'd be great. #nzpol

"The more gas we add, the cheaper your groceries get!" #nzpol

So did they do a study on what hindered the brain development of the people who thought this in the first place?

There are a million children in Aotearoa, about 700 of them have been prescribed puberty blockers (that's 0.07%) Medication decisions should be decided by the child, their caregivers, and the relevant health professionals, not a party relying on imported culture wars to stay in power

*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Could you imagine ministers having had actual industry experience related to the ministry they run? We might get a level of competence from the Beehive that we haven't seen since a global pandemic... #nzpol

"And it's pretty simple, we do not want people in the community [committing crimes]." Typically, those brackets mean that a journalist has had to add that in for clarity. Luxon just doesn't want people he doesn't like being part of "his" community... #nzpol

Could we put Brooke van Dumbass in the exact same work conditions as the Pike River miners were in? Instead of worrying about getting voted out of her cozy govt job, she's worried about being blown up. Not that I think that would change her mind... #nzpol

"Funding spent on infrastructure would be recovered over the life of the new ferries and infrastructure, through port fees paid from Interislander revenue." Is that also paying off the original ferries? They couldn't have done that with the original ferries? Is Winnie away with the ferries? #nzpol

Does that ban also include whatever puberty blockers Simeon Brown is taking? #nzpol

Wait!? There were "unproven and potentially damaging drugs" being given to children!? Surely that's a massive failure on the health system and Pharmac that they were available in the first place? Or is that a lame excuse for a pathetic culture war? #nzpol

All I'm saying is that Pizzagate and the whole Epstein Saga have some weird similarities. "If we accuse them, then we can use the tactics they use proving us wrong if they find out we're doing the same thing!" This tinfoil really does itch.

Is the reason Trump is a Republican because the Democrats left a bad taste in his mouth?

The moment you think you're smart, is the moment you become stupid.

You have two to four minutes to live. But if you breathe, it resets.

Should've been sooner, and should've been Labour. If Labour came out and said this about every project as it was fast-tracked, they'd have to wait until next year or waste their money when this govt gets kicked out... Are those companies gonna believe The Greens will be able to do it? #nzpol

The place has been full of Ol' Boys Clubs since the first one to get here signed a treaty with Māori. #nzpol

So, how many opportunities has the Opportunities Party had at this point? #nzpol

In other countries, not listening to the people like this would have started a riot. Can we be one of those countries? #nzpol

Was probably daydreaming if he'll end up in the same position as McSkimming... #znpol

NZ Police - Yeah, were just gonna double down real quick. #nzpol

The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme, is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.

Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.

Can we wrap Willis in red tape and throw her off her nonexistent ferry? #nzpol

Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

For the avoidance of doubt, the actual phrase is: "One bad apple RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH" Thank you for your attention.

Because it is. Ask any Māori.

Be an awful, awful shame if people were to start throwing rotton apples at cop cars. They're just "a few bad apples" after all 🤷🏼‍♂️ #nzpol

"A few bad apples" Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie? "Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-" #nzpol

Oh wow, the police involved in a cover-up regarding their own behaviour. Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!

Anyone wanna help fund another billboard? #nzpol

We live in a country v much divided by those who have experienced police inaction, or worse - and those who haven't. I saw it constantly when talking about getting death threats or stalked - "I hope someone called the cops!". Why? Why would you assume they were going to do anything helpful?

Yeah nah, I'd argue there have only been two socialist Labour leaders. Now, if Hipkins was a bit more Savage... #nzpol

"Labelled" What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch? Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me? #nzpol

NZP - "Ah don't worry boss, we've got this new law we can throw at her. We haven't used it yet." #nzpol

Um, is it REALLY just bad leadership if those leaders have worked their way up the ranks to their positions? It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition... #nzpol

So who confiscates the police patches? They want to act like a gang, they should be treated like one. #nzpol

When art imitates life… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

Ah piss off. Don't act like the same thing that happened two decades ago isn't going to repeat. There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club. #nzpol

Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists. AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!! Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground. #nzpol #acab

So, where is all this wealth? #nzpol

Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion. You know what's worth doing? Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend. Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.