Every morning you wake up to news of nothing bad happening to bad people and you have to go to work and read emails where someone from a different timezone has yelled at you (a literal perfect angel) overnight. 🫩🫩

ACAB is universal

The irony of running for New Zealand First while your side hustle job is trying to get wealthy foreigners the golden visa from white countries only. It’s grotesque on unprecedented levels with little pushback from our media.

The GBM: wow TOP is in the news a lot Me: *goes on an epic rant for 12 straight mins* The GBM: do you want to start your own party and call it The Bottom Party? Me: what would the tagline be? When they go low, we go lower? Race to the bottom (feeders)? Fuck the top (1%)? 🤔

I can never be a politician because I would simply refuse to do this

Once again watching live tv to entertain myself and there’s a show on tv called Don’t Date Brandon 😂

Randomly remembering I have a dumb email job and some poor electrician person had to figure out the issue and fix it up on a pole probably in this rain and wind for us to get electricity back in the house 🥺🥹😭

The fact that Michelin reviewers came to NZ and didn't give any recognition to any pies is how we know they can't be taken seriously.

Just realized it’s gonna get dark soon. Argh I’m so tired of dealing with these disruptions. I got so much work to do as well. I’m having an internal meltdown rn.

Dammit lost power and it’s not even the craziest storm we have had

I’m afraid of sourdough starters and I’m like 7 years late to this but I need to get my head around it and every time I read about it I get scared of the whole responsibility all over again.

We’ve been working on the days of the week. Me: Today is Monday! The tiny hobbit: But I wanna do Fyeday! Bro he is so unintentionally funny like yeah buddy so do I 🥲

Caring about ordinary kiwis by importing US white supremacist talking points cool cool cool.

Put up these matariki decals in the tiny hobbits room that @styla73.bsky.social sent us and I’m so obsessed with them. She probably sent them 3 Matarikis ago and it’s taken us this long to get our shit together but HOW CUTE.

The whole reason I brought the gbm over was to use him to get 2x the votes I’m allowed 🙄

This is the reason I’m permanently annoyed with America cause all their stupid shit gets imported here.

The GBM just informed me, on our 7 year of marriage, that he went to elementary school with THE KELLY CLARKSON.

I was today years old when I learned that domestic violence and sport linkage isn’t only when teams lose and it goes up when they win too?! Mens pls wtf man how are we the emotional gender?! Incredible propaganda.

The GBM accidentally did something that is the tiny hobbit’s “job” so of course he immediately broke down and and I whipped around and was like “I know buddy the immigrants are always taking our jobs” and the GBM started howling in laughter which of course stopped the crying asap. Comical scenes.

According to my couch to 5k I was supposed to do a 28min run but I managed to do 34 so I guess I made progress and my body is not as useless as I imagined it to be.

Particularly when they have accepted a large donation from a Trump supporting, white supremacist billionaire

ITS GONNA BE SO EXCITING TO HAVE A NEW PARTY yeah that’s really great for you I don’t get excited about people wanting to work with the National party.

I don’t know if I’m just bad at writing or people have bad comprehension but just because you vote for a party does not mean they are FOR YOU. Plenty of poor people vote for the National Party as an example.

You’ll say something completely normal you expect from the govt and the Americans are like THATS COMMUNISM like ok then I want communism fine

Saying we should all go back to physical media I think misses the point. I actually *like* buying games and movies digitally for a bunch of reasons. What we need is better consumer protections so the things we do buy digitally are actually owned and companies cant delete/revoke access!

I’ll force the GBM to watch movies and they usually have a 13% or less approval on rotten tomatoes. Today I picked a 95% approval movie and it has talking sheep 🤭

I’ve moved from so houses and cities and even got stuck in the middle of a pandemic staying in a friends house, was down to $50 in my bank acc, been on the benefit and yet my dad dying while I’m a full blown financially stable adult has felt so destabilizing in my heart. Him not existing kills me.

On the list of things I don’t care about, I don’t care about the US ambassador the most. He should climb up his own butthole and then I’ll see what he has to say.

And I would like a chance to twist his nipples, but you don't see me making public statements about it. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

To all the people letting me know they wanna vote for them but they are not from the PMC, please note I’m aware that you can vote for whoever you want in this country it’s a free country. I could vote for National and people like me do! But they are not for me.

AI shme eye the most important advancement of the last couple of decades is the electric hot water bottle.

Gone are the days when I could stay up till midnight and beyond and then next morning roll out of bed and roll into my office 5 mins before my first call of the day 🥺

Just demolished 5 slices of pizza because that’s all there’s left to do.

Tell him to write to the insurance lobby and see what they say

TOP is for the professional managerial class who are too embarrassed to admit they voted National or ACT in front of their liberal friends.

Right wingers in the bad place praising Helen Clark for getting rid of birthright citizenship in NZ is kinda funny 🫩

We won’t rest until everything is individual responsibility. No poverty/sickness/disability, a good education/job, living through a climate crisis, having a roof over your head is entirely up to you! Good luck with life and don’t forget to bring more people into this shitshow! Live, laugh, LLM!

Well I guess one good thing is if everyone thinks the cold air is what’s causing our EDs to fill up they will make NZ homes warmer which is great generally 🤷🏽‍♀️ maybe one day will eventually make it to indoor air *quality* and not just *temperature*

Saw a thing that was “did you know 1 in 5 kiwis are sleeping in rooms colder than 14 degrees?” And of course I don’t think it’s good that kiwi homes are cold and damp especially for kids etc but it’s fine if you do it by choice right? They talking about health risks but it’s bad if it’s damp right?

Questioning the credibility of an Officer of Parliament simply isn't normal behaviour by Ministers of any political stripe. This is a descriptive rather than normative assertion I'm making - it just has been *exceptionally* uncommon from politicians of any side of politics in the past.

Government continues to make the case that my paper about what an ongoing failure by the political branches to meet the expected norms of accountability might mean for what courts are justified in doing really is quite topical. This from yesterday; I'm presenting my paper on Friday.

I AM STILL WORKING WHEN I SHOULD BE SHITPOSTING

They can’t call the TOP lady Chris-maker cause that would reveal what a pathetic country we are.

I had never eaten in a Michelin star restaurant and now seeing restaurants I’ve eaten at appear on the guide I’m realizing I wasn’t missing out on anything THAT AMAZING. I mean it’s all good. It’s fine.

I think these two headlines demonstrate what people mean by a "K shaped economy", the policies behind it all, who benefits & who loses, it feels really messed up and gross. #nzpol

Gonna save an extra $10,000 next year. My child will starve to death BUT THE SAVINGS!!! Vote for me for mother of the year.

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

The govt could save $150b if they just ceased everything they do today. Who cares what happens it’s ONE HUNDRED FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS OF SAVINGS. That’s a lot of money let’s save it and people can just use private healthcare and schools and private security we won’t be paying taxes anyway more money

a reminder that the previous version of the school lunch program was made fresh, made local, and employed locals. feeding school kids is something that just happens in many countries and isn't something contentious or politicised it's worth paying for because if *done well* there are MANY benefits