The irony of jon stewart calling out maskers while doing his show on zoom from home. As late as 2024 when he supposedly got Covid for the fist time he claimed to be a hermit. People with money and the ability to avoid Covid looking down on people who mitigate in other ways is so disgusting.

It’s amazing indoor smoking ever got banned. Not like you light a cigarette and drop dead the next day which seems to be the standard for action these days.

I planned meals until Boxing Day and told the GBM we’d be doing takeaways for a couple of days after except we are still working through leftovers lol. I learned to cook meals for 6 adults and I can’t get out of that. If it wasn’t for the pandemic I’d be hosting dinner parties every weekend 🥹

Do I eat pork belly? No Have I ever eaten pork belly? No Will I ever eat pork belly? No chance Will I watch a video of how to make it from a random old Chinese dad? Absolutely inject the the tips into my veins I must know.

If i wear thick woolen socks I can just glide around the hill house without much pain so that’s awesome for me

This month I did snacks delivery to 2x postpartum friends, mailed physical presents to 5x friends, delivered lunch to my bro taking care of my mum, donated to Palestine aid, gave funds to individual mutual aids. Accomplished nothing all year and then knocked it out of the park in the end 💁🏽‍♀️

I don't know if you guys know this, but a new research shows if you don't know what day it is between Christmas and New Year, then Christmas cake becomes a breakfast food. I'm part of the study.

The discourse around women over 35 having babies is so fucking annoying like there’s a 20 year gap between my mum and her youngest sibling. The age at which my grandma had her baby is like the least problematic thing of her whole life.

The tiny hobbit had his first taste of pav this Christmas and LOOOVES it. It breaks my heart to say no when he says “mo cake?” but like it’s straight up sugar 😭🥹

Keep getting ads from te whatu ora accusing me of buying/doing meth like first of all in this economy? Who has money for recreational drugs bro just look at my electricity bill 🥹

Don’t ask me questions if you don’t wanna know the answers 🤷🏽‍♀️

Got myself a walking stick

Ok so maybe don’t watch Goodbye June if you have lost a parent recently I just can’t resist Kate Winslet or Toni Collette lol

Walking, cycling, and public transport means people connecting, talking, passing everyday... Building community. And that terrifies the billionaires. They want us all to be individuals, ideally one missing pay day from starvation and willing to look away to stay there.

Me: I got a big boo-boo on my toe Tiny hobbit: yeah, ma tangi Yes, I did have a big cry after the initial hit.

When Reese Witherspoon goes around telling people to have kids and have them young she is talking to her people. For the rest of us ladies - that’s not any of our business unless you are her people.

The weather could not be more perfect for Boxing Day biriyani

Stuffed and sleepy

I had a tradition with my friend in Colorado that I let her know santa came and is on his way there for her kids. Anyway it is 25 degrees Celsius in Denver Colorado on Christmas Eve. If that’s not wholly ALARMING I don’t know what is.

@sassypolitico.bsky.social @beefaerie.bsky.social perfect, no notes 😂

The GBM and I like exchanging a smol present on Christmas Eve and this year we decided to do ornaments as the tree needs more. This is what the GBM got for me which I think is so beautiful and I really love it.

Every year I’m too chicken shit to do the real pav test. I take a halal movie night finding nemo approach to this. Inshallah it doesn’t collapse 🤷🏽‍♀️

Christmas Eve charcuterie board is ready just need the tiny hobbit to fall asleep and then we can commence our annual tradition. Meri Kirihimete to all of you. Praying for a good 2026 full of wonderful news for all (except billionaires).

Last Christmas I gave you the plums The very next day You ate all of them This year To save me from hunger I’ll put it in the icebox special

I am currently whamming myself since it didn’t happen for me this year

Look what the cat (I) dragged in (out of my closet)

The GBM lost some nice sunglasses a few weeks ago and he just told me he wants to buy some new ones after Christmas but there’s new sunglasses for him under the tree so

My mum had eye surgery on Thursday and was sick with the flu on Monday. She was masked but that wasn’t enough because no one was else is while there’s a surge. Lost my dad to pneumonia last month and now have to stress about my mum during the holidays. I feel so heavy. Can never fucking relax.

Someone has sent a gift clearly meant for the tiny hobbit but none of my friends have claimed credit yet lol.

From Peter Thiel to James Cameron, NZ will hand out citizenship to the worst people but if you are a nurse’s son with autism, you will get deported. Every day a new reason to be ashamed of being a kiwi. Utterly embarrassing.

Your regular reminder that NZ's immigration system is cruel and irrational and as bad as anything you might have read about regarding less "enlightened" countries; the only difference being it is enacted through bureaucratic means rather than physical ones.

Watching a movie where 2020 lockdown is being shown in India and the characters are the poorest workers and it’s freaking brutal. I hate this pandemic so fucking much. The utter horror inflicted on so many people in so many different unimaginable ways.

This is a @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social appreciation post. She was the 1st person after the GBM to find out I was pregnant at 6 weeks because we were out walking and I thought I was gonna die. She put frozen lasagnas in my freezer before the tiny hobbit came. And now this:

I think I’ve bought too much cheese is that possible 🤔

Going to the grocery store on Christmas Adam is not for the faint hearted

Comrades, please know that if I see you criticising the FTA deal on the grounds of 'we gave India too much on visas' I am side eyeing the everliving fuck out of you. People should be free to move. The 'problems' of immigration are not immigrants, they're housing, labour, and healthcare policies.

A very good looking man made eye contact with me (a masked hobo) and smiled big in the grocery store and I checked to see if there was someone really good looking behind me but it was just a wall of peaches. SIR THE PEACHES CANNOT SMILE BACK.

Because of the dumb male loneliness epidemic god had to make Eve and now we all have to get IRD numbers. Fuck the male loneliness epidemic.

THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️. It’s YOUR carbon footprint, nothing to do with infrastructure, systems or lack of regulation… 🤔. It’s all enabling BS by govt blaming the individual in order to avoid any regulation. #nzpol

I don’t go out enough to get whammed so I think I’m gonna have to wham myself today

Thinking about hiring an Etsy witch to deal with the job market because everyone posting about how they have applied for 700 jobs is does not make me feel good about our society. Gonna take matters into my own hands.

Clearest example of governments being more interested in regulating individuals rather than institutions/organisations. We do not have lobby groups and donations, just the one vote. Make sure YOU separate glass and plastic but we aren’t gonna a do a damn thing about data centers or Big oil.

Sarcastically referred to the GBM as the head of the household and he was like “did you just call me the hen of the household?!” And I was like “yeah cause you bring home the eggs get it? Cause we are a non bacon household” hahahahahaa hahahaahah hahahahahahah I love my own jokes 😅😂

Lmfao winston peters lmfao lolololol

Trying to think what kind of inane shitposting I can do for the next 24 hours and annoy everyone on here with my annoying musings

Imagine fighting to keep shitty, shitty Courtenay Place the way it is…

I’m technically working today and tomorrow but I’m not exactly sure what I’m meant to be doing almost everyone is ooo

Oh no Americans found one of my posts about them oh no

Far be it for me to defend liberals but not only do leftists definitely not care about bill clinton, none of the liberals give a shit about him either. The Twitter trump crazies are delulu on another level.

Any time David Seymour appears in this news claiming to be standing with a minority targeted by prejudice and violence journalists have an obligation to remind us he accepted a donation from a man who threatened to "destroy mosque after mosque until they take me out" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...