HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA The #enshittification cycle was *fast* for these!

WHO CARRRRRRES

I love now that Harry is out on tour my YouTube recs are just every angle of him and his short shorts. I am a simple person with simple needs.

Yes goooood.

DYING to block young people from the internet and require age verification tech across all platforms. But not DYING to develop online safety regulations that would actually help change online environments for the better. Let's talk about what Luxon had to say 🧵 #nzpol

This is exciting! London whānau, get amongst! (share share share pls!) @maramadavidson.bsky.social @greens.org.nz @teanau.bsky.social

Back when I was in Parliament I exposed the fact that ACC staff were receiving bonuses for stopping compensation for people with long term disabilities. MSD seems to now be taking this model further: punishing staff for housing people in need

Bit of biff in the NZIHL! Look the guys are great, but actually not skilled enough to fight and skate at the same time 🤣🤣 so many just end up falling over lol #ADMxBSW

Needed vegetables. Ate vegetables. I had a productive day today. Cheese scones, mango muffins, stewed apples and rhubarb for porridge this week. And a nice dinner. Catch me wiped out tomorrow, coz that was a lot of (caffeine fueled) spoons.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Nicole McKee?!? 🤣🤣🤣

I believe in you, Awards attendees.

I will be DEEPLY disappointed if he doesn’t get called sunshine from the stage at least three times. I believe in you folks 😘

Aren’t the Prime Minister’s Science Awards… tomorrow? 🤔 Oh to be a fly on THAT wall 🍿🍿🍿

Just sent in this OIA. Will let you know how I get on.

The 15 most racist democrats you've ever seen are joining forces to recreate the Republican party from first principles

Mum: George Michael, Motown stuff, Mark Knopfler, Split Enz, Eurythmics, Simon & Garfunkel, Michael Jackson, Linda Ronstadt Dad: Tears for Fears, Tom Petty, Three Tenors, Gary Moore, Satriani, Santana, Chisel. He was in a band that played a lot of 50s and 60s rock n roll but that was work not fun.

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Closes 30 June petitions.parliament.nz/0e32836b-625...

If like me you are freezing in your house right now because it costs too much to turn on the heat - sign below 👇 This has almost 30,000 signatures and might just send a message to our don’t-care government that we don’t want power oligarchies in NZ - we want to be able to afford heating in winter.

Mingle seasonings calling MSG "a hidden nasty" in their ads like wtf? We all know this is bullshit rooted in racism now, right?

lmao trolley problem health choices is exactly it.

ugh so long story short i have a really shitty health thing going on. for once it's not life threatening, but boy howdy it is impacting my quality of life. i've been on treatment since last year. it's not working.

yay i got paid ($85 that is going directly on the power bill)

The psychic damage of being a chronically unwell person who has to go to the hospital a lot being the only person wearing a mask is unmatched eh.

Clearly we're reading from the Sir Keir Starmer Instructional Guide to Winning Friends and Effecting Progressive Policy.

Quick Q can someone please explain to Chris Hipkins in very small words about how MMP works? Spin it like “you get to do “radical” things your base likes and blame it on the Greens” if you have to.

is it a sign of a healthy democracy when your opposition leader has no leadership qualities and doesn't actually oppose anything the current government are doing

🥺🥺🥺 so cute!

I didn't miss something, right? Hipkins is drawing a line in the sand with the Greens saying he doesn't want to work with them at all if they try pushing their wealth tax, but he hasn't done the same on working with NZF over trans rights?

Hey if there are any NZ Labour MPs reading this post right now, you need to roll this man soon. Neither Labour or Greens voters want another National government. Making this statement in 2026 with your majority long gone isn't going to go well. Greens voters aren't going to be held hostage.

You think the Greens having a typo in their tax policy document is bad? I heard Chlöe Swarbrick personally cancelled a half-billion dollar deal to replace our ageing interislander ferries via text message and then we had to pay Hyundai $144 million in contract breaking fees for it oh wait.........

That's before we get to condoning war crimes, supporting a genocide, outlawing those protesting both and delivering the most anti trans government in replacing the fucking Tories. Keir Starmer I hope you burn in hell forever or at least drown in a septic tank this year.

Got into power and went harder right than the Tories, and couldn't understand why after fourteen years of Tories he immediately became unpopular. The Knighthood for services to locking people up for rioting about police murder. An empty man, devoid of anything but crackdown and Mandelesonian poison.

Keir resigning to be a Wife Guy

Byeeeeeee may you be forever known as the *checks notes* human rights lawyer who made trans lives horrendously impossible, supported a genocide, made people protesting a genocide criminals, cut disability benefits, and... the list go on. #UKSpull

We are way behind but the youth pastor with the ichthys tattoo has been sent to test me, personally. #TheTraitorsNZ

Excuse me did you know it is six (6) minutes past dinner time? The internal alarm clock on this guy. He has been fast asleep for two hours. He was dead to the world 5 minutes ago.

The most wonderful time of the year (though concerning on a climate change level) 🤩

"Oedipihany" has ended me 😅 #TheVampireLestat

INCREDIBLY bad faith headline & piece of coverage by RNZ they haven't changed the policy - looks like it was a literal typo & that the numbers themselves are sound aside from the nasty coverage, always amusing to see that rightwing parties never get treated like this even with FAR worse mistakes

24 countries in OECD do this cruel cruel thing.

LMAOOOOO

People who have caught the Akl-Welly train, how busy is it, generally. Kinda keen but will struggle with wearing a mask that long. Is there space?

Are you super-rich?

Over 300 members of NZ’s military will soon be heading to Hawaii to train with the US, Israel & others at the RIMPAC war exercise. Stand with Justice for Palestine outside the Beehive this Tuesday to demand withdrawal from RIMPAC, sanctions on Israel, & an end to training with the US. #nzpol

If English is your second language, or you know somebody who might be eligible to vote but would find it easier to understand the info in their first language, the electoral commission has HEAPS of info here: vote.nz/enrolling/en... And in NZSL here: vote.nz/enrolling/en...

Your end of the weekend homework should you choose to accept it (please do!) is to reach out to a mate overseas and make sure they're sorted! The stakes have never been higher. 💚