I think arguing that a really big excel spreadsheet is sentient is silly.

“Spring rolls are up! Tell Darlene to move her ass.”

pov: you're seeking out the most unhinged replies to dunk on, while ignoring earnest, reasonable criticism

Your mother hordes socks in heck!

I keep buying tools. I'm a middle-aged woman who does no DIY. My husband does no DIY. I've just bought a mitre saw that does compound angles. I'm hiding it from him. I want a tracksaw.

What in the actual fuck

Oh my God. Would this asshole just give it up already. His record is terrible and he talks out of both sides of his mouth... Espousing support for issues and then immediately voting against them. He is not fit to be Mayor of Toronto. He's a supercilious, duplicitous prick.

This is what happens when society tells techbros they're very very very special people

"The #Bikelanes attack is a distraction, an easy target for their base. It goes along with their attack on cities in general, whether that's the #GreenLine or municipal parties. We have REAL problems happening in this province yet we're going to attack cyclists & bike lanes. It's very annoying."

@mark-carney.bsky.social @naheednenshi.bsky.social NO tax dollars for this. If there’s no business case to justify private sector investment then why should the taxpayer be on the hook for it. Again.

I remember first learning of Jane Goodall as a child, and become obsessed with her work. Then, as a university anthropology undergrad, I got to go deep into her world via formal study. She has always been a wise observer and advocate for an ethical world. RIP to a great woman.

Punch a Nazi.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

The people at this ostrich farm are the same gang that opposed M-103, co-opted yellow vests, push UN / WEF conspiracies, opposed lockdowns, face masks and vaccines, occupied Ottawa, harassed people at drag story time events etc It’s all the same far-right influencers and content creators every time

I mean... If the jackboots fit... Lol.

God help us all. AI is trash.

Government Shuts Down. Dean Cain Unemployed Again.

@wiswell.bsky.social summarizes the current awfulness nicely. A thread... 🧵

I remember smoking sections at restaurants, or as they could more accurately be described “slightly more smoke in this section”. RIP restaurants. Too bad you all closed when we made it illegal to force waitstaff to inhale your second hand smoke. They Should’ve Got A Better Job. 😔

I’m old enough to remember when the indoor smoking ban was Going To Destroy The Entire Hospitality Industry. It was OBVIOUS that if there were a market for smoke free bars, we would already have smoke free bars, and if you make them all smoke free THEY WILL ALL GO OUT OF BUSINESS IMMEDIATELY.

Wow. Just... Wow. Lol.

"think unsexy thoughts. think unsexy thoughts."

"Could the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman be an AI avatar?" I don't know, could a peanut butter sandwich somehow turn into the next Jeep Wrangler? Could a cellphone magically turn into a tiny bird and fly away with my wallet? Could a family of large opossums replace the government?

@adoom98.bsky.social This seems in line with your fall horror fest. Lol.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

It's a testament to her general "goodness" that she found this funny.

It’s funny that men think AI won’t reject them just like real women do

Probably just a coincidence.

When reality hits.

Bless The Maker and his glucose!

We sure can! That he's a billionaire dumbass!

BINGO!

Lol

Jacy Reese Anthis is an Idiot.

I’ve been waiting for women who served in the military to respond to that outrage today. I hope Senator Duckworth’s won’t be the only voice.

NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign. "If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."

Ouch. That'll leave a mark.

I loved this movie. It was a guilty pleasure. :)

ICE agents seen today in pursuit of radical leftist terrier group.