Dear USA, Would SOMEONE - some patriot - please PLEASE pierce his brain through the ear with a shrimp fork. With love, THE REST OF THE WORLD

Of course Pedolf had his "mind" changed for him, again.....it is TACO Tuesday, but I'll post this anyway...

I have a serious condition that makes me skeptical of everyone except for men who are full of shit

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Isaac Newton invented the prism,

If you know, you know. #IYKYK.

JK Rowling is an evil cunt. She might even be a man.

Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.

(I absolutely stole this)

I will celebrate like my life depends on it the day Trump, Vance, Farage, Netanyahu die. I won’t feel an ounce of guilt or any pity for them regardless of how they go. Not because I’m a “monster” but because I’m human and the relief will be palpable.

“Celebrating the death of anyone is sick” I will celebrate the death of every person responsible for Trump’s administrations and for the Tory/Reform parties. In fact any right-wing fascist. Stop trying to make us feel guilty for some of the only joy left available to us because of you.

He could’ve just said this.

I’m just gonna leave this right here. 😬

Imagine if Liz Warren just up and died and any Republican anywhere said anything nice about her. You can't. It would never happen. You don't have to keep on with the 'we go high' bullshit.

Mitch McConnell's statement today on the passing of his colleague Lindsey Graham: . . . . . .

Lol

No. Fuck off.

Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.

It's name is "RFK Jr." Slap an ankle monitor on that parasite.

It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

I guess the explosive diarrhea epidemic in the USA right now is verbal as well as anal.

my condolences to D.C's male sex workers www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Primary every fucking Democrat who releases a statement that includes the phrase “while we disagreed on a lot of things…”

He was instrumental in getting Roe overturned. He tried to overturn the democratic results of the 2020 election. He has unapologetically pushed for billions of our tax dollars to be used to kill Palestinian civilians and was giddy to spend our money killing Iranians. He was the worst of humanity.

none of these assholes give a shit about "democracy" or "rights", what matters to them is if a fascist was nice to them personally on the DC party circuit

I think the worst part of this mealy mouthed shit take is that it goes on for two more posts afterwards. Stfu man! He helped terrorize people across this entire state via ICE! He cut our healthcare! I don’t give a fuck about his sense of humor! Fuck you!

Oh fuck off. You Democrats are the most spineless of spineless pussies. Graham was an evil monster and your fan-wanking eulogy is vile and distasteful to anyone who experienced his harmful policies.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

The demonic entity known as Lindsey Graham departed his mortal form at 71 human years old. Graham was one of the biggest warmongers in the US Senate. He never wasted a moment to get on TV and promote senseless atrocities. May the ghosts of his victims haunt his soul for eternity.

This, @warren.senate.gov. Stop compassionately eulogizing for an asshole and a miserable cunt. We're all judging you for this.

Is it me or has the 21st century been kind of a lot?

Amen, Rev.

Connor McGregor had his comeback UFC bout ended after 69 seconds because of a knee injury. Top Reddit: Even his knees can't stand him. 🤣🤣💀

It was on this day 241 years ago that jeweller Charles Auguste Boehmer wrote to Marie Antoinette to ask where the money was for the necklace she’d bought. She destroyed the letter—not because she was greedy and didn’t want to pay, but because she hadn’t a clue what they were on about 🧵

Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

Good morning

For a thorough investigation: www.usatoday.com/story/news/f... TL/DR: Clarence Darrow said something much closer but still not the exact quote.

rip 😔

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

Lindsay Graham was reported dead literally minutes after I went to bed last night, and it's really not doing a lot to help my long-held childhood belief that if i go to sleep I'll miss really cool things.

This is pathetic.

first Mitch McConnell, now Lindsey Graham; Donald Trump has an opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now

Ugh. I only it were that simple. Lindsey *himself* was a self-loathing closeted homosexual who actively worked against LGBTQ rights. I'm sorry, but for this gay man (me) all attacks on Lindsey and his appalling legacy and attacks on my people are fair game. He was evil.

Gonna be crazy here when everyone else wakes up