I had a former co-worker introduce me to one of her friends and her FIRST question after we did introductions was: "What color is your AMEX card?"

Jeremy Brett is my Sherlock Holmes.

Me reclaiming my parking spot at work now that the kid is back in school and I’m back on schedule

WHO?!

Finally watching and didn’t realize this

This is my kinda content! 😂 #TheQueenOfBithynia

This man has cracked the code.

SpongeBob is a contraceptive sponge and you can't convince me otherwise A SPONGE that... Lives in "Bikini Bottom" Next to a "starfish" Best friend is a squirrel named Sandy Cheeks

He is at his first 2nd Line and is having the time of his life in New Orleans.

I just found a Fijian/Samoan comedian who is doing a tour of the South and posting it on Instagram and it's the funniest thing ever because my pet theory that Pasifika people are our cousins. Black people immediately recognized ourselves in him and adopted him 😂

Gotta exercise executive decision-making, masculine discretion, and head of household discernment in these matters. That’s really what’s best for all involved. I mean I know you said shallots, but they all the way over there and I’m standing *right by* the onions. So…

If you send me to the store with a list I know those are suggested items and I'll get what I think is best.

Me: I mean he cool or whatever, I guess. Also me:

Billable two martini lunch with counsel. Old school lawyering>>>>>>

One of the craziest things ever. After the fall, historians are going to look back at this in amazement that the ppl who benefited the most (Americans) really threw it all away.

Is it possible that Putin has gamed out Trump, possibly with either implicit bribery or blackmail, and is the force pushing him to trash the country he is supposed to lead? What Trump is doing is clearly in P’s interest. Trump has long convos with him at each juncture.

It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

Who remembers how "cold" last January was in South Florida? Temperatures ran 2-3 degrees below normal. But the rest of 2025 was so scalding hot 🥵 that #Miami again managed to tally a top-10 hottest year. Records date back to 1895. West Palm Beach too.

"you ok, babe? you mixed up the taint zapper and the garage opener again?"

😂😂

The Taint Zapper just dropped—too late for Christmas, but just in time for Valentine’s Day. Order now ladies to save on shipping and make his 2/14 electrifying! 😭😭

Time and again, people look back on horrors and wish they had taken action and done things differently. Trump and Putin have brought us to that critical turning point. We either remove them or suffer the consequences for generations.

In 1983, 60 Minutes ran a story about a recently uncovered event that happened decades prior. In 1982, a reporter named Gary Moore went around asking questions to Black Floridians. "What exactly happened in 1923?" It's the 103nd anniversary of Rosewood youtu.be/cUfhfpuI2i0?...

My kids called me old because I wore hoop earrings…now I gotta turn everybody’s phone off

😂😂

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Please allow me to share my greatest accomplishment of 2026: Peter Rose invited me to discuss VelociPastor on the Movies Minus 10 podcast! shows.acast.com/movies-minus... #velocipastor #moviesminus10 #podcast #velociraptor

Just left estate+will meeting/planning with the lawyer who did my nana’s will. Her’s was set up well but I know that doesn’t always happen. Baby get ya’ll stuff in order AND your elders stuff in order if they haven’t.

Man said bury me with my sword and shield.

AY YOOO!! 😭😭

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Let's get it. Let's go.

Are you kidding me Lamar???

WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize. “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Warren looking like Henry out there

HELLUVA DEFENSIVE STAND

Wow. I wonder how they got to her. What did they offer/promise/threaten?

Salli Richardson-Whitfield is eternal.

Deep cut

“People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.”

Finished Pluribus. I liked it and I will be in place for S2

Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order. Eddie Van Halen Prince Eric Clapton Lenny Kravitz Jimi Hendrix BB King Slash James Hetfield Robert Johnson Nile Rodgers Honorable mention: Jimmy Page, Robert “Kool” Bell

“Those who fear are lost.” “Shape Of My Heart” - Sting

“A gentleman will walk but never run.” “Englishman In New York” by Sting