short people, yall good? just checking in before i go to sleep, yall had to fight a battle on here today.

thats what they funky asses need

my husband just said to me “you start so many things then half way finish before you start something else” and i’m like “ok you knew i had a tablespoon of ADHD when we started dating, how dare you?”

its really horrible the way they’ve attacked them today. absolutely unjust.

somebody in 8th grade got cheated on today. during the field trip.

short people are always angry about something

i know we’re supposed to correct children who be roasting other children but what if they aren’t wrong? like, what if her boots really are big as hell? what if his breath really did smell like shit? ima correct them for being…. correct?

especially when you dont do shit but stretch your throat to let out a horrendous laugh.

laughing at someone in their 30s saying they stretch? especially a pregnant 30 something saying she stretches…. okay?

when Crissle was laughing at Cardi saying she stretches instead of saying “exercise” my only question was “does Crissle do either”

i’ve had to walk to the printer 4 times this morning, that’s enough work out of me today.

i love them down but dont touch me. i have a kid at home, i’m not tryna have him sick cause i wanna be Ms Hugs at work. move around.

today reminds me why i don’t let these kids at work touch me. the one time i hug a kid bag, the nurse comes up talmbout he got hand foot and mouth. this is why i’m always saying “don’t touch me”. idc how rude it makes me seem either, get away from me.

Gap’s barrel pants gon’ be cute on me every single time!

Rihanna had a daughter now i gotta have one. this is exactly what happened to me when she got pregnant the first time.

Bible

yesterday during dismissal one of the kids was playing and talking with his friends and failed to close his locker. so i took his science and social studies binder out. i picked that binder because they always pressed about what they need for that class. he hasn’t noticed its gone yet.

y’all be on the phone with your significant other all day while you at work?

now Terry know i’m not gon’ do right.

i got a punch biopsy yesterday around 9:30 and its supposed to stay dry for 24 hours but i’m in the gym and i’m absolutely gonna wash my ass when i get home. so….

the bald ones definitely didn’t make it

i’ll go to hell squared before i end up in the same afterlife as you two degenerates 😭😭😭😭

don’t piss me off tonight @baltimoreravens.bsky.social

getting “Nasty Dancer” stuck in everybody’s head at work today >>>

he exposed himself?

y’all smell that? it’s Libra season.

i dropped the cap for my water bottle and said this.

and probably in they phone

its crazy how two weeks before my period i was convinced i was gaining weight again and was losing all my gym progress. this weekend, the scale was normal and i see all my definition. hormones are cruel things.

it be funny to me when i see men with beer bellies in the gym tryna train somebody or give unsolicited advice. boy, move before your water breaks.

Happy Libra season

facts, i’m sitting outside the gym pissed off

Solo Ortiz-Pitts.

he got the 5 several times over tho. make no mistake about that.

I haven't glanced looked at the new iPhone because I ain't paying the 5

he should’ve never done high knees on that plane.

and what’s unfortunate is that Crissle will get her ass back behind that microphone and say “fuck yall” to anybody who thinks she did too much. and she’ll probably drag Cardi again.

this is all i’m saying. i haven’t listened in months but when i was listening, Fury was in his feelings every other episode and Crissle was Ms. Therapy so the lack of self awareness, judgment and pure hatefulness is baffling me.

people on Threads defending Crissle. chyle bye.

Offset is that you?

the only person they haven’t bashed is Beyonce

and even then!!! go to school!!!

my head had been pounding for days and finally i went to the dr, she was like “sweetie you have the flu…”

i’ll never forget the year i had the flu and didn’t know cause i just kept getting up going to work cause i’ve always been made to feel like resting is lazy.

knocking on Heaven’s door. which is why now as an adult i have a hard time stopping when my body is begging me too cause i always tell myself “i’m fine” even when i feel like complete shit.

but she’s a mental health advocate. yeah ok.

claiming to be an advocate for mental health then dragging a pregnant woman because you don’t agree with her life choices is hilarious.

has the bitch ever had it?