Harry Potter was demonic.

squrtin’ and fartin’

i just thought about something… your nickname being Solo when you practice polygamy is hilarious. @solochills.blacksky.app

all the Balds are posting their area codes, i didn’t know Hell had area codes…

*moans aggressively*

wait, don’t jump him. i could get behind this.

is the wife dead?

but her laugh!

corn beef ain’t ever did shit to nobody

In the Knick Knack aisle down to Aldi. “Make it Squirt!”

yall hilarious this morning!

LMAO what a visual

and since we talking about clothes, this whole idea of you can’t be seen on social media with the same outfit twice is some bullshit. as long as i have a functioning washer and dryer, ima absolutely repeat a fit and post in it however many times i want!

EVER and i be tickled!

Santos finally got beat up?!

Lita pls.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

niggas be ugly af and their woman will swear you want him. bitch, you and that leprechaun can gtf.

“safest face in the cosmos” almost sent coffee spewing across the room

this reminds me of when Brooke said yall be 2 hours late and all you have on is a bodysuit

they’re the ones who will corner you in Wal Mart while you’re minding your business trying to pick out a vacuum.

i hope you appointment gets cancelled.

i think ima be a hater today.

anyway, i woke up to like 20+ mentions and panicked 😂 i forgot i posted that bell pepper booty lady before i went to sleep

people are really fucking nuts

my baby can tell you all about the planets and dwarf planets

i cant wait to show this to my son in the morning, he’s obsessed with outer space.

i’m so excited

gym clothes + work clothes + toddler clothes = never ending laundry

between me and my husband we have to wash every other day.

i love having a friend who is a planner in the trio cause i don’t be worried about shit when i’m with her. whatever she say do, thats’s what we gon’ do 😭

pee be everywhere cause he’s going by himself and not telling us which is great but at the same time 😭

our boy is potty trained but the aiming is OFF 😖

i take blood pressure meds daily so yes! i’m on top of that.

absolutely stunning. thats why Cam Newton glitched out and started using words he can’t spell.

whenever a bunch of bald men are agreeing with you, you need to rethink your stance.

look at this shit.

As she should!!!

why not incorporate all the levels?

woooooow, yall showing your true colors.

if your wife dies you have two options: 1. die too. 2. throw up and slide down the wall for the rest of your days. those are the only two options.

so your wife being dead makes sleeping with another woman okay?

new shoes finally came, i like them a lot!

God, I hope so.

MEN NEED TO BE DADS NOT WHORES! HAVE SOME DECORUM!

hey, how old is that 180Rae nigga? is he draft eligible?

finna ask this old white lady in the gym if she wanna fight cause every time we in here together she stares. tf you looking at, Susan?

his ugly ass