i’ve had 80 ounces of water today. need another 40.

37. Still a baby.

yall got me hollin’ behind that Raheem clip! cause WHY!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

All they do is lie and be bald.

nothing about performing that song required Raheem DeVaughn to wring that washcloth over his face like that

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one of the strangest, most frequent internet impulses I see happens when you post about liking something, and someone responds by telling you how they hate that thing why did you need to tell me that?

what’s wrong with you?

non sexual things my husband says that turn me on: “I’m headed into GNC to get your energy drinks.”

my chest is caving!!!!

rock, paper, scissors. best 3/3 wins.

speaking of Tom Brady, why is he dating a 25 year old at his huge age of 48?

I wanna send this to Tom Brady

ima send you some reels.

bald niggas better pray i take a nap and wake up a better person because i’m on they ass until 9 pm CST.

MS State graduates on The Book of Faces trying to insult University of MS graduates but misspelling shit the whole time. All those cornfields can only teach you so much though.

a bald niggas hair follicles when he feels peach fuzz sprouting:

no deadass

yeah cause my husb… nvm.

“hahaha women’s cars be dirty”- niggas who haven’t needed to use a brush since 11th grade

this is why you only have memories of hair.

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this honestly the mood i’m in 😭

i muted that baby making calendar skeet cause i do not care that you are pretending to realize at your big age when your parents had sex and conceived you.

Use your butt in February

we’re watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas. again. 🙃

rethinkinh my gym schedule and realizing i may have to go on Sunday mornings is upsetting me fr

if Naked Wardrobe shows me this dress one more time but have it in every color but that one when i click the link ima react!

my baby kept asking for balloons yesterday and i really wanna go to the store at 6 and have the living room full of them when he wakes up

men talking loud in the gym early in the morning <<<<<

Happy Hunching!

i’m sick of it.

y’all gotta do something about Julie @bsky.app

i hate finding cute wide leg jogger sets that i know are gonna be too long on me because my legs are length challenged.

in the gym with black coffee and a new audiobook. time to get these 4 holiday pounds back off 😭

Goodnight

this was my SHIT

i’ve been blocking left and right

!!!!!!!!!

before the game Chip had my baby walking around saying “Hotty Potty”

Racism

WHAT. A. GAME. Ole Miss is headed to the #CFBPlayoff semifinals!

who would’ve thunk it?!