we took a cute pic last night. and them crawdad fries were bussin.

i was on the last set of low rows when i realized i hadn’t turned my watch on. @arrogantade.blacksky.app ain’t shit.

we went to a food truck festival last night and a couple was in front of us waiting on their order. the woman was shorter than me and had some yams on her. i looked down and Luca’s hand was 2 inches away from touching that woman’s ass. i grabbed his hand so fast! cause what are you doing?!

Good morning! I’m here for another day of hating and chaos!

i just saw a wide, deep booty crack clapping on the book of faces.

i just snuggled down on the couch

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i’ve been sitting here getting madder and madder at my husband because he never responded to my text, so I went to text again and realized i never sent the first one… but i’ma still be mad because if he loved me as much as i love him, his telepathy would’ve told him I meant to text.

hearing my kid put full sentences together blows my mind every time he does it. there’s been a 10 ft skeleton is someone’s yard for months and we always see it on our commute. this morning it was gone and Luca yelled out “WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SKELETON?! I WANNA SEE IT!” 😂

TWIN

i hope his stomach gurgles all day.

I’m here and ready to be a hater!

I think I’ve hated enough this evening.

why are a bowl of milk duds on the Skyline?

i hope she meets Jalen Hurts and he picks her up and spins around when they hug.

OMG i just started screaming and almost threw up

why am i explaining anything to a nigga with a rapidly declining hairline?

i hope it slips from your hand just as you’re about to sit down and take your first bite.

that was my past!

Must be nice to have a functioning Supreme Court.

hit by a car then on to the hospital for professional help

wasn’t your time of galavanting with the niggas over Sunday?

did it pain you when his ankles were snow white?

i’m not gon’ hold you, them kodiak blueberry muffin cups be bussin’

Wale got the spirit of a bald nigga.

you aint shit.

i forgot to show y’all my locs after the new girl retwisted and styled me. she ate that up.

and that bask and lather edge control?! 10/10. my edges ain’t MOVED since 6:17 am.

niggas ears don’t charge now all pf a sudden you’re getting attacked

now i’ve been at work all day, busy, minding my business. soon as i log on a Bald with detachable ears is in my mentions.

“why are you licking the wall?!”- words that shouldn’t be in a sentence but they are because you have a 3 year old

i don’t see the balds, Wale or Adam logged on right now.

which scenario is worse: cheating with your spouses sibling or your siblings spouse?

i just had to take some pants to be tailored because people keep making clothes too long. its really rude af.

ugh i have shit i wanna talk and Chip doesn’t get home for another couple hours 😩

so the hardest thing for me about parenting is not turning into my mom. i try to be very mindful about that.

Monday morning I called my mom while taking Luca to daycare and she was saying hello to him and he didn’t say anything back. she said “so how are yall gonna get him out of that? not wanting to talk when people are talking to him.” mind you he’s 3. i said “we’re not.”

The kids.

Egg been having that shit on since he got back to the castle!

Several people have asked me why Tyra Banks was wearing a trench coat during the documentary. And I’ll just say: when someone walks into a room but keeps their coat on, it’s a way of saying “I’m just popping in, won’t be here for a long.” I think she was communicating her lack of interest.

who is Glasses?

But I'm not here to start trouble

Queen tingz.

its almost summer, lock in!

if you had hair it would’ve been quicker

Good morning, its my last day off until Spring Break

Imagine you in the brawl and see this mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

a strawberry uncrustable fresh out the air fryer gon’ get ate up every single time.