Chip gon’ be on his own after today. i only came again this morning cause we needed to talk to the teacher.

and i love how many dads i’m seeing doing morning drop offs at this new school. not a mom in sight. that’s right. help that bitch with them kids.

my baby cried when we dropped him off at his preschool classroom this morning. so sad. but mama gotta have a life too.

Solo mentions finna put up numbers

yeaaaah ovulation week can catch you off guard if you not careful. that egg be posted up!

but you know hey!

i was 10 weeks pregnant at my first ultrasound. i didn’t test until 3 weeks before that appointment.

and a lot of women (not all) are 6 weeks+ before they even realize they need to take a test.

aye, them steak cubes from costco? yes.

oh Good morning by the way

so Diddy meat little?

No

✂️✂️✂️

yeah, they best friends alright

i tweaked my back in the gym today. i hope every nigga in “HolySky gets an ingrown hair somewhere extremely unpleasant.

good.

this topic reminds me of something i ran across on my IG feed a few days ago

“Modesty” or appearing “prude” doesn’t save you from the consequences of shitty men and/or patriarchy... In this dissertation I’ll…

LMAO

stop arguing with men you thicker than.

yall fussing? again?

Happy Pride Month bc you gay and stuff 🏳️‍🌈

give us this day, our daily bread, if you a chicken head then go head and lay some eggs

its a nigga in the gym on the stairmaster with a Mike Todd braided bun. idk him but he finna piss me off.

they gon’ find a way to exclude little booty women

ass gon’ be sitting so far out ima be a HR violation when i go back to work in August.

this single leg leg press gon’ have me inappropriately thick. my God today.

WATCH OUT LIL HOE!!!!

Happy Pride Month yall! 🌈 Sending love to all that celebrate!

GAY MORNING!!!!!

i knew that shit had to be fake because nobody is screaming like that for some dick, let alone some dick you not even supposed to be on, in the middle of a damn courthouse.

why would someone have me blocked on here? ME! of all people!

“Almost Made Chitterlings”

finna bite my husband in the middle of his back.

I drink gin on occasion and I'm a fucking gentleman

Threads is a childish place.

my people! scrape all of it off!

because why would you make me slap you? inconsiderate af.

Diddy bootyhole floating around the Skyline?

everybody granny can’t cook greens. it is what it is.

well… are they?

matter fact, lemme make a lil gin and lime drink right now. one won’t hurt.

i love it

over ice with a splash of lemon or lime?! very refreshing and classy.

*barks*