I did this once, not to make them get off the phone but to show them just how loudly they were talking about having herpes. Bc now I know you do and all these folks, WHY are you talking about that on speaker in the HEB?

I did this to a woman in a checkout line one day. It took her a while to realize I was answering her questions, as if I was the caller on the other end. She was not amused. But everyone else sure was.

oh look, it's typo o'clock

And if they do, I might wave goodby to Star Trek

Franklin is Canadian, you dumb fucks. I hope the creators sue.

I don't even want caviar pancakes, just the option to reject them

- my back hurts - why do I live in a place that is so damn cold? - why does my family break shit around the house all the time? - wondering why Paramount is so damn annoying - why I don't have the option for caviar pancakes

I enjoy seeing the topic(s) of the morning and tryting to figure out how we got here.

Don't even feel like Christmas 😒

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

The belief that family gets a free pass to treat you however they want bothers me. I have higher standards for the people that I’m related to. Because I believe that since you’re supposed to love me and you should be treating me better than anyone else Outside of the family.

Football in the snow >

I'm low-key relieved that the GIants have a bye week.

fyi: they're going back to status quo y'all

The Nerd Reich is a brilliant title

It’s alarming the amount of times that I’m asking “Is this ai?”. 😵‍💫

Please

Top 10/50/100 lists are carefully crafted rage bait.

Before I get annoyed (cause I am), I have to remind myself that list makers are only making these lists to draw attention to themselves. These lists are useless if they're not controversial.

Jokes be jokes but there be a lot of truth said in jest

We are tired....

The look you don't want to get from Captain Sisko. #StarTrek

I've had my fill of Breaking News for today. The rest of the week should be Regular News only. We're all tired.

I genuinely can't tell how this will go. This is a potential nuclear bomb of a decision

JUST IN: Supreme Court to decide legality of Trump move to limit birthright citizenship reut.rs/4a0S7Fc

"Actually, today’s food prices are a bargain." - WaPo. Why stop there? "Children working in factories: do they need both hands to grow up?" "How much healthcare do we, er, you all need anyway?" "Maybe we have had too much freedom in the US. Let's try another approach."

How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI? What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target? Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit? Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.

Brussels Sprouts or Okra.

This man is not here for the jibba nor the jabba

Boston

So on one hand they are saying "no one will work in the future" Then on the other they are saying "you need a full time job to receive social safety net benefits". Make it make sense

if you work in or around digital accessibility, the answer very often starts with, "it depends"

It depends

If almost everything is supposed to be privatized, what is the role of government? Why elect these people? I'm annoyed.

Let's say no, we don't want Amazon providing our health insurance actually.

One of my least favorite times of the work year: self-evaluations and 360s. I wish it were simple. I don't need a deep journey of self-discovery to keep working.

Rest in Peace to Elden Campbell: www.espn.com/mens-college...

If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:

IS SUSAN DELL AN ACTUAL PERSON?

Thank you for this.

This rain is annoying, but I'm glad it's not snow.

The scary part is when you think the person is someone who loves you, and the whole time they're your biggest hater.

Good luck to him - they need all the help they can get...

Looking back at things I've wrote...I had a lot of unresolved anger for years. And many strange things happening to me. Glad that's all over with. Whoo lawd

*sigh* I’m ready for #Unrivaled

I'm so glad I'm not watching this game. I don't think I could stomach it.

Only the Giants…

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

I was wondering why so many people were suddenly divorce lawyers on my skyline and then I found the source of the consternation.