man oh man some people would just rather die than google

When someone gets roasted for a point you wanted to make, but you're chillin

My sister sent me a YT vid of Teddy Swims singing "Rock with you" and now I'm pissed off. Some songs don't need to be touched. I know he's talented but good gawd

Charles "Peanut" Tillman who used to play for the Chicago Bears talks about why he left the FBI.

They killed the national weather service.

You don’t have to talk to or debate everyone you don’t agree with if the point isn’t to come to a place of elevated thought for all parties involved. A lot of people argue for the sake of a Pyrrhic victory. It gets them going because they triggered a response when you engage fully.

It's actually a great reminder that sucking up to Trump is pointless. He'll eventually find a reason to fuck you.

Being a fan of this man is genuinely crazy if you opened a history book. There’s literally no glory or anything that screams “winner” about this guy and his movement. He was such a loser that he couldn’t even face defeat. Anyone who considers him as a figure worthy of following is a loser.

People don't even put effort into trying to scam you anymore, they just come out with it from the jump. Show some creativity, dammit.

I love that a book on learning typescript quickly is only 448 pages. 🙃

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

No one has determined whether or not icing the kicker truly works, so we can stop doing this exercise.

Hint: The secret answer is 'cism youtu.be/GhPhM3HvgXg...

Man

bingo.

THE GOAT

Cleaning Woodworking Drawing (not enough) Painting (not enough, not even close) Video games Running

People who aggressively tailgate in heavy traffic

One thing will always be true on social media - folks will argue you down if you don't like one of their favorite foods. Yelling at folks will not change their preferences.

This makes my head hurt

correct

Some days I really want to just snap and flip a table, but I know it won't look good. Then everyone would focus on my response instead of why I'm angry. This is why weights and whiskey exist. When one doesn't work, the other will.

So when he went on the podcast and said we can do this the easy way or the hard way, literally everyone in the world misread him? Okay.

If you are in line, waiting to be raptured, STAY IN LINE

☝🏾

Good luck, everyone

I had a moment that confirmed that I'm old. I saw a YouTube video called "Lux bullied Twork" and I immediately say "Nope, that's not meant for me."

Ok but that would absolutely save USPS

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

"Not me unprepared for the rapture!"

Good.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

I just want to know what Jimmy conceded

ME: blinks INSTAGRAM: refreshes

*phone rings* me: "hello" the kid: "why didn't you answer my facetime???" this is my life now 😂

Some of y'all of big fans of shorty who said that foul sh*t about Cardi pregnancy. That's gross.

Lefty kickers? Since when?

I was just about to post something unkind about the Giants offense and then decided against it. Look at Gawd

the way my memory works at times frustrates and amazes me. I remember unimportant stuff forever, but critical things? Hit and miss

Caleb Williams vs the Cowboys: 19/28 298 yards passing 4 TDs 142.6 Rating It’s also his first 0 sack game of his career.

Technologically advance a band: The Black Crypto Keys

people who don't want to work on themselves <

I don't cross-post from IG to here, but enjoy this lil bee sleeping on a rose in my back yard.

Then again, I also saw two stickers downtown for a neo-nazi group that I ripped down before I started my run this morning.

Locally, there's a memorial at town hall ny some group and I had a similar reaction

"back in college, did you and your been friends discuss your hair?" Me:

*opens TikTok one week from now* “Did you know Black people have an extra muscle for crime?!””

I love that we can make fun of just about anything.

It’s the uproarious laughter after he said Greyhound LOOOOL