Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

Get friends in your life who tell you, “You don’t have to be strong here.”

Common

Somebody gonna shoot down the document plane and these mfs gonna be like “what constitution?!”

Plot twist: you can have the soft girl life without a man being involved.

I just have one thing to say: I BEEN saying agent orange was trying to use a state of emergency to cancel elections. That’s it, that’s all.

Is Paradise a decent watch?

It’s 8p. I’m cozy in bed

I feel like the 5 KPI's of good head need to be shared again soon lmao

So...FRIEND...this is where our paths divide. Thanks for your participation the part that was shared previous to this moment. We're done now though. As a note...to a friend...you may be boxing above ya weight big dawg. We cool though...real cool.

Aye...don't send none of that snow up here. I'm sorry y'all have it, but keep it.

Fabletics baes, it's time to skippppppp cc: @imcourt.bsky.social & @shamtheecreator.bsky.social

Y'all, please don't!! I work for personal injury lawyers. The cases are soaring for waymo and Tesla robotaxis. They don't stop for the school busses, so they keep hitting kids. They also can get stuck and just block roads, making it harder for first responders or emergency vehicles.

For the people who might not be aware this literally happened: May 13, 1985 Rocky IV: November 21, 1985 Rocky V: November 16, 1990 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

Your reminder for the week- Stick to the plan, not your mood.

Spitting in my mouth is where you lose me. Hard no.

This is a gentle reminder that you can toggle the option in the settings so you never forget to add alt text ever again.

Lemme go sign in for my call so I can paint. I also want some oreos, so I'll be multitasking lmao

New profile pic since Feb is over

The only person who has to think your partner is cute is you. No one is saying not to date people you’re attracted to. Just don’t date based on who you think OTHER people are attracted to.

Aye...all y'all looking at loafers right now, go 'head and put some no-show socks in the cart while you're at it! Don't be cooking up toxic stew in them foot boats all day and come home just to gas you, your animals and/or your family at the end of the day!

do kegels right now

A photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks, "Do you have any luggage?" Answer: "No--I'm traveling light."

With 41 points vs. Kansas State, Iowa State's Audi Crooks has tied Brittney Griner for the most 40-point games in Big 12 history (5) 🔥

I'm telling you, being in the crib on Sunday is 🤌🏾

Send-Em-On-Sandra needs to be free! Self defense, of her or a third party. He started it and she shouldn't be charged for ending it!

If it's one of those...honestly? I'd make sure they're good - cuz wtf else would they reach out to me?! Maybe they're dying or doin their 12 steps 🤷‍♀️ This doesn't mean imma give them emotional support, just send them to someone who can - rehab, therapist, priest, etc.

Realized this is the theme of my current dating journey a few months ago

Seen this on IG and felt like I should share here 🧡

Mama’s Baby, Daddy’s Maybe - about how all the crap they try to assign to Black people started with racism

Hit Dogs Holla; Let’s Yodel

March is National Reuben Month.

DSW has BOGO 50% off, if anyone cares 🤗

happy Women’s History Month

On Sundays we skircle 🫶🏽💕

I put it over rice. That sauce was a peppery delicacy. I will make that again. 10/10

Mmhm

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

I encourage *everyone* to read this. It’s from the perspective of the child of an adoptee.

Thank you for saying this bc when we say it ppl act like we are literally making it up.

I’m making “chicken au poivre” today. If you know me, you know I don’t measure and cook by sight/smell/feel lol. I wanted bolder flavors so extra garlic, purple onion vs shallot, sesame oil instead of olive, and cognac instead of sherry lol. It smells AMAZING and it’s not in the oven yet lol.

Y’all pray for me. I got a male shopper and need some precise ingredients for this new recipe 😭

Happy to report she examined the spot and said it was a new age spot not a cancerous spot. Apparently mine come in bright red instead of brown. All clear for another year!! 🙌🏽

David writing Psalms 23

Where do the mukbang people be getting them HUGE crab claws from??

No one ever seems to remember the staff at Cards Against Humanity harassed a Black man into the mental hospital. But I do.

I love when I take out the braids 🥰

Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

I am excited about taking my hair down in the am lol. I LOVE when my locs are crinkly from braids or twists