Congratulations to Kameirah Johnson, a 12th grader from Washington and our 2025-2026 Doodle for Google National Winner! Today's Doodle showcases her answer to this year's prompt: "My superpower is..." - Doodle for Google

Okay. Imaging done. They are pretty sure it's a benign lipoma. That's the good news. Bad news is...more may show up and each has to be scanned as they arrive to ensure they aren't something else 🫠

My tummy is fucked up. But I need to be to this imaging place in 33 minutes. I also have to let Greigh potty and feed him before I go

I should not be awake after just a few hours 😭

so many things can elongate the divorce process. Ask about bifurcation if it's dragging on just cuz of custody or division of asset mediations/negotiations so you can be free from that person while still sorting out the details

If you know it's over, but still got *shit* to hash out due to the separation, look into bifurcating the issues. You can get a divorce (in some states) without settling all the other shit like custody, division of assets, etc.

Don’t know who needs to hear this but “You already know what to do. You’re just negotiating with comfort.”

My tummy is going GRRR Pchow Womp Woop and this meeting has another 45 min lololol

Solo closure is the best thing in the world. You don't need THEM for YOU to move on in a healthy manner. Eulogize that ho n go!

It will never be lost on me that the Christian "core family" enthusiasts fundamentally hate Jesus, because he was *wait for it* a single man with no children who kicked it frequently with the town hos! 😂 Make it make sense! #TheView

My shoulder is so brown. I am tickled that my tan has come in from my trip last week lolol

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Go up to a non-bald and ask him if his barber meant to push his hairline back like that, regardless of how it actually looks. Disrupt a nervous system or two today 🤣🤣

Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

The harsh truth about dating is that some people do not value the things you have to offer. Like you can be absolutely amazing and someone just won’t care about amazingness in the way you present it.

Deck garden update. Multiple cucumber, tomato and onion plants are well on their way!!

Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe. Black people deserve to feel safe.

Being poor is SO expensive. Can't buy in buy in bulk due to storage space/funds. Store access/transportation is typically more scarce. Utility cutoffs, even temporary, can spoil food/medicines/etc. The well-off can afford to be well-off partially due to the discounts they get for not being poor!

It is so expensive to be poor.

But also, sometimes people do fumble. “Ain’t nobody fumble you.” Is not true 100% of the time. Sometimes you lose someone who was absolutely good to & for you. Sometimes somebody you were ready to spend the rest of your life with finds a way to lose you. That’s also a tough pill to swallow. Bc damn.

Absolutely! I prefer to go dutch or just outright pay on a date. I want to be comfortable and order what I want without considering the wallet of someone whose accounts I don't have access to. I'm here for a good time not a gilded cage.

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

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boys are in just as much danger as girls when in the wrong company

I'm so happy to be amongst fellow AI haters. One of the few redeeming qualities about this app.

Black male children's "friends" are butchering them for fun, stuffing them in gym mats after killing them, beating and humiliating them - for fun! So, yes, I wanna meet the parents of who they are around. Are you a "boys will be boys" parent who will help hide a body?!

Aye man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE AI BOOMERANG IS REAL Remember when CEOs told everyone AI was coming for your job? Now many of the same companies are rehiring after discovering that chatbots, algorithms, and AI hallucinations aren’t great at judgment, customer service, quality control, or fixing the messes they create.

Good morning y'all 🌄 The road that takes you home circles right back to your own feet ✨️

And so it begins. An ultrasound and a follow up visit need to be scheduled today. 😮‍💨 one step at a time…again.

Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

It’s 9p. I can go night night, right?

This is the sweetest thing! The doggos and the humans have such great reactions!

This week’s skircle of Love

I been out all day. But I’m cute ☺️

Remember nothing or no one is stopping US ™️ from having a great day

And good idea 💋💕

Gentle reminder Black men: Go get your prostate checked!!!

Home. Completely unpacked. Laundry loaded to turn on in the am. Mail sorted. Showered and packages put away. I just smoked and food ETA is five minutes. I feel very accomplished 😁

I hate when uber wait times are over thirty minutes. At some point they should be like “it’s extended wait times, you still want this?” Not welp try not to fall asleep

Landed. Hopefully home within the hour

Last leg of the trip. Beyond ready to be home.

Waiting in Puerto Rico to go home. Debating airport souvenirs. But I feel like it’s cheating lol

They chose my bags for a random inspection. Guy asks what my mojo bag was and what was in it. I said it’s a spiritual thing with spices and a nutmeg. He dropped it so fast 🤣🤣 “we will leave it at that then”

People standing up as soon as the plane lands AND they’re in the last row. wtf is wrong with y’all? The doors aren’t even opennnn

I start my trek home in a couple hours. Punta Cana has been fab. Sunburn is browning well. I pick up Greigh tomorrow. I’m trying not to stress about this lump cuz the appointment & f/u testing will take at least a month for diagnosis. Current focus is what I’m getting from duty free

Good morning y’all. I’ve decided to go all in with teaching music for the time being. I’m a classically trained tenor with over 20 years of experience. If you are or you know any singers or rappers looking for voice training or coaching, I’d love to help. Please spread the word.

I encourage *everyone* to press play on this. And listen to some first hand testimonies from adoptees and birth parents about our experiences being in the dark. 🥚

Please share. Thank you. #missing #missingperson #missingchild #nyc