The fact that my officer showed up to fucking night court and my “speeding” ticket still stands just annoyed TF out of me lol !

My summer job is working me honey! hahaha Feel like I haven’t been online frfr. How y’all?

“What do you have planned this Summer?” 😭

I really don’t like that adult parties are always in the middle of the night. I wish that there were happy hour gatherings.

Literally 40% of my check is taken by taxes y’all..

In case you needed a reminder.

All my moots are looking good in NYC for pride!

Hey yall

Im new to housewives…. how is the seating chart determined? #RHOA

US judge blocks Trump subpoenas into transgender care at New York hospitals https://aje.news/ovkg7l

Anybody gonna dance today?

I made new friends yesterday. I always love doing that at this big age.

Good morning yall.

I’ve had so much chia seed pudding. lol. I’m such an old man.

I’m watching the World Cup and omg everybody's legs look amazing.

I think it’s important to know that note non-monogamous does not inherently mean polyamorous. I see y’all in the comments.

I’m glad God made me this way

When I tell you, I’m exhausted.

10’s across the board!

Edge for one more day? Or…

Do you know the origin story of your natural dominance or submissiveness? I’ve been thinking a lot about this and I have no idea how I became so dominant.

Cheers to great sex for everyone 🥂✨

I’m really praying for my team. I’m such a chaotic genius of a leader. I’m all over the place, but I’m high energy. But, not organized to save my life.

Good morning to all my Sagittarius folks.

I need to talk about something serious (t/w - Sexual assault) As a gay person who is a survivor of sexual assault, I am so over straight people believing that I am gay because I was groomed and sexually assaulted by someone of the same gender. It is not true.

Having an extroverted boyfriend comes with perks. Lol. I asked that man to go to a former student’s graduation party that I couldn’t make—and he’s on the way! 😭

Chloe x Halle should know it is not too late to tour Ungodly Hour.

Everybody deserves good sex.

Nikki standing in the shadows watching Bear sleep would have been it for me 🙂‍↔️ #Obsession

Decades ago, I put my rage in a box, placed it in a dark corner in some room inside a random house. I wanted to lose it, on purpose, because it scared me. I found it two weeks ago. And now it haunts me. I hate being angry.

Happy Pride!! Had a ball at the prides in Michigan! More I’m headed to work s summer job and will be watching you all live your gay lives from afar. 😭

Literally, my dad asked for white ankle socks for Father's Day. lol im like dawg! lol that’s it? lol

I wanna play Phase 10.

Disney announced that it has acquired the global streaming rights to ‘Gracie’s Corner’ and will develop new original content with the Hollingsworth family

I’m moving to Philly next week for the summer. When I tell you packing for months at a time is hard af.

Who can I create a horror movie group chat with?

Group Chats!!

You mean to tell me that a kid stabbed another kid in broad daylight at a high school sporting event in 2026 and there is not ONE video??? Help me understand… I’m asking a serious question.

So, this is my first time watching a season of #RHOA in real time. Lol I’m really enjoying this season!

music.apple.com/us/album/inn... Song makes me cry

I hope today is good to y’all.

Excited to celebrate my students today!

Lol I got so many compliments on my ass yesterday lol. I was shook.

I went to our pride festival by myself tonight and I had the best time. 🪩👌🏽🏳️‍🌈

Millennials need to be split into three very distinct carve-outs b/c we're definitely the most nuanced generation. an '82, an '88, and a '95 still ain't got no reason being in the same room together.

House/EDM/Techno music really heals me. It’s something about not having to know any of the lyrics or the dance moves attached that activates the freedom inside me.

Going out by myself tonight. Been a while since I’ve done that.

Wait till I put this 10 on his back.

My boyfriend said, “only hoes get haircuts on Fridays”.