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I want a pastrami from Katz

Sugar soup!

Y’all still gotta put your IDs on file to watch adult things?

My stepdad def getting his flowers from me bc he was king of DIY 😂. He always kept me in some home improvement shit, even when I hated it as a kid.

This woman was about to pay $1200 for someone to fix our sofa. I took my ass to Lowes and got everything needed and fixed it in under an hour for $60.

It’s funny how there are no “paid actors” in the protests against them storm trooper folks.

Are we being told To ration food?

One Of The Best Ever!

When they told me it would help my mustache grow…greatest lie ever told that I was never mad at

Y’all are hilarious man. Thank you.

Peaches and nectarines are both amazing

Seeing what y’all pay barbers these days?! I’m absolutely a better man and that money go to my lady now lol

I’m actually a better man for it tbh

Does CBS know we saw the footage from multiple angles and saw him walk away immediately?

Little Debbies gotta up the marketing budget

There’s a one word UGK song title that sums up my actions perfectly in this situation

This fine ass older black just walked passed me at the hospital…smelling like White Diamonds. The recipes still holding on!

I don’t ever see Tomlin working in Miami after Stephen Ross said he didn’t want to hire him bc he was “too hip hop” back in ‘08

statement of the month

Told my lady I wanted to go on an Alaskan cruise this summer, saw those prices…I’ma poor.

Idk man, all my Christian homies dying laughing in the group chats. That shit was hilarious!

That man waiting for his warm rag

Put them towels in the washing machine !

Again...ain't no male loneliness epidemic. You just suck. And you want to be coddled and told "you deserve but feminists!" instead of developing a personality, learning empathy, and washing your ass. Every wound was from your own hand.

Team might have lost, but I’m undefeated smoking them tri tips

FUCK

LeFleur my boy, you gotta answer for this one

Packers man. 😂

Packers always have a long-standing reliable receiver that’s not a superstar or top at the position…Doubs is that for them

Did the Bears Defense still at the hotel?

Same as a punt

Caleb confidence this year is evident. He’s throwing it exactly where he wants it.

Everyone is MadMen was a fucking mess

Tea and cake. Why not.

Roasted Duck on the menu in ATL

Full meals on flights more than 1.5 hours

The 2 for $69, 2 for $79, & 2 for $89 shoe rack at the premium sneaker stores A lil Debby cake, a soda, a bag of chips and some candy for $1.06 after tax Nike and Jordan release dates on Tuesdays “I got $5 on it” meant you and your folks riding all around town

I have had to keep ***a lot*** of how I feel off the Internet.

’plexion for protection

Reformed birds are beautiful in so many ways. And by reformed, it’s still in there and pops out every so often bc they can’t help it lol

That game was really about which coach was keeping their job

Might need to change my handle after that last story dropped bc ain’t no way! cousins living foul.

He had hair when they were together. He aint ours!

Man if this shit ever erupts, good knowing y’all 😂

I used to hate the phrase “low vibrational content” but it’s an apt term

The guillotines truly aren’t enough for you!

The game ain’t based on sympathy

That Biscoff Nothing Bundt Cake left a lot to be desired