I need to shave my head, but I’m tired as hell.

I feel like Stacy Adams deserves a shout-out during BHM, but they're white owned so absolutely not.

You had to know me at Stacy Adams to appreciate me at Versace. I'll never forget my roots.

Not my style, but I do see how they could be worked into a look.

🙏🏾 Real time review, y’all:

The crisis has been averted. We good.

Happy Founders Day, brothers @princey5ive.blacksky.app @protozsay.bsky.social @officialphonkmusic.bsky.social @themseries1.bsky.social @christopherxci.blacksky.app @freshprinceofmi.bsky.social and I know I’m forgetting a shit ton of people

Send a Morehouse Man $1,867 today.

Real. Muthafuckin. Music.

I lied. I’m still aggravated. But I can’t be mad at anybody but myself. Which is even more annoying.

So how are y’all niggas this morning?

I see.

Okay, I’m back awake. Y’all funny as hell. I’ll be alright though lol.

I continue to be inspired by Minnesotans coming together

The northeast is so classy.

I was tryna do a deep dive into John 5:1-15 to gain greater scriptural clarity.

You ever look back on past actions and realize you might be a little throwed?

I'm so mad I'm awake

I coulda been balls deep. Instead I fell asleep. #BARS, but this is still some bullshit.

I deserve to have the shit slapped out of me smh. I'm ashamed of myself.

Idk, but I’d get black jelly bean nasty with that almond cluster.

I wish there was a way they could make private accounts bc I’d post so much more stuff

I've been trying to market panty pudding since 2008.

Oh my…

Twatcha tea is crazy.

The last time this happened, a coworker tried to sell me on the fact that her daughter was a “BMW. A Black Man’s Whore.” That is a direct quote.

I’m tryna tell you.

I like beets. A good beet salad will hit every time.

That’s enough outta you.

Whatever happened to a polite and proper push out? Why all the extra fanfare?

For some reason, Common Cream Pie sounds so vulgar and lewd.

Because the devil runs amuck on this app.

This is scary.

😂😂😂😂😂

(And y'all see mine.)

That’s the same thing y’all said about eating booty.

Y’all can stop this bakery discourse anytime you like.

😂😂😂😂

This went a direction I was not prepared for.

Why is THIS too far? Y’all waiting for it to all drain out before you eat it? I’m impatient.

Cream pie this. Brown eye that. Heavens to fucking Betsy.

Oh my God. Is this who we are? Is this what we represent?

This is why we need to bring back public stoning.

Shoutout to Cupid’s Potholes™️.

I love my wife and daughter. Y’all can’t see me when it comes to this family man shit. *insert Smokey Robinson clip* You know the one.

Avoid the asparagus this weekend. Unless that’s your chosen brand of carrying on. In that case, seek the kingdom of heaven.

The Darnell and Cathy dynamic always has a certain look to it.

Get that creampie in before the kids wake up. *insert something regarding all three holes*

I hope everybody gets to feel some love this weekend, whether that be romantic, platonic, familial, or self. Make sure you get loved on or love on somebody else.