The way my reflexes set up i would be fired for swinging on that biter.

2025 ain't shit.

The one time I put my mouth on a coworker… actually, nvm. I don’t even have it tonight.

This was an extremely fucked up year. On top of a fucked up 2023 and 2024.

What is today on?

Also, hit the baldy with some of that Lil Roach Pussy moisturizer. It provides a nice shine without looking greasy, if that makes sense.

Bevel makes a great aftershave balm for the perfect scalp finish.

As someone who went to a 99% white all boys high school, this is the exact types of conversations I’d expect them to be having at this age. They were talking about some next level weird shit back in 04, so this is just the natural progression.

Shiny. A matte baldy is just some common/dusty nigga shit.

I’m about to make some biscuits. From scratch, of course.

Yea buddy, rollin like a big shot. Chevy tuned up like a nascar pit stop

DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER PAY EXTRA TO YELL???!!!

I had the privilege of singing behind Richard Smallwood back when I was 15. He came for a workshop, and it was one of the most musically educational weeks of my young life. The man was a genius, and I don't say that lightly.

Literally told us what he was doing but folks don’t read.

I love the Lord. He heard my cry. And pitied every groan…

Talk.

Richard Smallwood raised me, at home and in the church choir 😩 ik everybody has to be called home but Lordddd

I’m tryna tell you! This is a loss.

Rest in peace to one of the GOATS of gospel music. Damn man.

Oh, come the fuck on!

Fuck y’all then too. Hell lol. Jk

You my boy and I fuck with you, but go to hell expeditiously.

Apparently this is the thing this morning.

And I still wanna empty nine shells in my old bitch ass manager’s chest. His wife deserves to be a widow.

I’m really just out here floating on vibes at this point. I’d be cool not seeing 2026 for real, but I’m also not the type to X myself out (right now). So we move!

I ain’t even got it on me.

Have y’all even shit, showered, or shaved this morning? Gotdamn.

Why do they always look like that?

@carnegro.bsky.social happy birthday!

Rewatching Fight Night…damn I wish we could’ve got more than 1 season

Is UPS not an even harder step down from the Smurfs?

All this talk about Alphas and Ques. I understand bypassing the Sigmas (🤭), but ain't NOBODY stanning for the Iotas? Nobody has found "what brown can do for you" outside of the UPS context?! LOL. 😆

⛽️⛽️⛽️

Get money by any means. Morals, standards, and all that other shit will have you down all the way bad.

Was this the night me, you, Ev, and Bianca got separated or am I getting things mixed up? All I remember is Space and Shell.

830 shit.

$60/$70/$80 half zips too. Tap in.

😂😂😂

If you’re in Atlanta and need that… get at me.

Fuck 2025.

What also pisses me off is everybody and they mama smokes, but now everybody is good or taking a tolerance break for dry January. Niggas get on my last fucking nerve.

Gelato, venom og, and milk and cookies.

If you’re in Atlanta and need that… get at me.

I'm too handsome for jail, but options are dwindling fast. This was not supposed to be life. I did shit the "right" way for the most part.

I'm really trying to not start robbing niggas. I know everybody is hurting, but gotdamn.

The coloreds are fighting.

Story of my fucking life.

After a decade plus of trying to make it shake in corporate America, I'm clearly meant to just slang various hustles.

Yup.