the thing that kills me about this influx of MAGATs leaving the cult is like…what exactly woke you up? (all pun intended) because literally nothing about his tactics/character since he entered politics has changed…

THE JAM THE JELLY THE MARMALADE THE PRESERVES. music.apple.com/us/album/you...

my neighbor gave me two gummies today. before i took a bite, i asked her how many milligrams were in one. she said 100. me:

update: a few of my neighbors came over tonight to eat. there are no neck bones remaining, and one of them took home half the jar of the cucumbers/onion. but they are literally THAT good. i cannot stop eating them.

i can cook with chardonnay all day long, but i can't drink it with Y'ALL's mouths. 0/10.

cooking Sunday dinner tomorrow since my auntie is coming over. she wants pigs' feet, so that's what she's getting. but i also got some neck bones, lima beans, and cabbage. gonna make some white rice and crackling cornbread for good measure with a cucumber & Vidalia onion salad. WHEW. my back.

is anyone else experiencing blank Stories on IG? for some of my followers, it's just a gray screen.

i’m 8 years older than Google. 😭

i already know i'm not making it to 40, so i just want to spread as much kindness as i can before i'm outta here.

Gender, by and large, is a performance act. What’s wild is that cishet men believe women are performing to appease the male gaze while not acknowledging nobody performs more for the gaze of men than cishet men.

non-transactional kindness >>>>>>>

my best friend is moving back to Atlanta!!! i'm over the moon! 😭

and he knows whatever he wants that i'm wit it and he knows the perfect place to come get it

finally perfected my meatloaf recipe.

Zsay (general) Duke (family) Ray (my big sister) Snoop (my big brother) Top Chef (uncle)

you can tell Abby Philip’s check cleared because the way she’s kowtowing to these MAGA panelists is nauseating.

tomorrow is (prayerfully) my last day of soft foods! my GOD, what a journey this has been.

Honey Smacks are candied insects. why do you think they have a frog mascot?

watching people become “lifestyle” content creators/“entrepreneurs” has taught me that some folks don’t actually aspire to be good, kind people; they just want to be a brand. a hot commodity. the new IT girl. and that shit ain’t it. like…stop being

since i'm off solid foods for the next couple days, i decided to make some potato leek soup (because that chicken broth just wasn't cutting it). and WOW WOW WOW.

had to get a wisdom tooth extracted today. if this pain medicine doesn’t hurry up and kick in?????

spent the entire day with my family celebrating what would have been my granny's 85th birthday. after visiting her grave, we laughed, cried, danced, ate, drank, and enjoyed each other just like she would have wanted. her absence is still both palpable & painful, but the love she embodied lives on.

i need David Attenborough to be immortal.

Mr. Eddie Bull kicked in right on time. bout to watch The Green Planet and wind down.

i'm reading that GDOT canceled the 285 closure this weekend due to weather.

Tostitos did their biggest one with these Mexican street corn-flavored tortilla chips. ISTG your chips & dip/nachos game will never be the same in Jesus' name after trying these.

today was…a day. so glad it's Wine Down Wednesday because…

i don't see how some of you are so proud of being mean, unkind people at your big ages. it's more than enough hate in the world as is, but for you to be actively contributing to it (and bragging about it) is…unsettling to say the least. i don't want any parts of that.

i hate to say it, i hope i don't sound ridiculous, but Andre Dickens is a shitty mayor.

"i could throw a rock and hit 10 people you owe" is still frying me.

successful Cinco. those nachos went CRAZY.

guess i'll throw together a lil nachos bar for the holiday.

i knew the literacy rate was on a decline by the way everyone normalized putting the dollar sign after the number and spelling "whoa" like it rhymes with "Noah."

Bath & Body Works snapped with this eucalyptus + spearmint stress relief scent. i am in heaven rn.

Boston has some of the most vile, disgusting, racist fanbases across every. single. major. sport. they absolutely deserve all the smoke, everywhere, all at once.

THANK YOU, PHILLY.

Tom's and Miss VIckie's have the best salt & vinegar chips.

has anyone ever heard of/tried the Sunset Orange Clearly Canadian? i saw it at Publix today and was intrigued (read: bought it because it's BOGO this week). i swear the only flavors that existed were peach, blackberry, strawberry, wild cherry, and raspberry.

in bed drinking wine and watching "In the Heat of the Night." it's the little things.

i will literally roam Nam Dae Mun/Your DeKalb/Buford Highway Farmer’s Market like i’m at the mall. especially Buford. you can lock me up in there after closing.

of course this dinner is not going as planned. literally nothing is going right. i’m about to give up.

depression is a silent killer.

i will never forget when @xavierdleau.com called them BeBe & CeCe Lannister. one of the heaviest guffaws ever to come from my belly.

@xavierdleau.com happy birthday, friend!!! 💚💚💚

Kirk Franklin's "More Than I Can Bear" is wringing me dry right now.

establishment Democrats DISGUST ME TO NO END OMFG.

idk why Beyoncé is the way she is, but dammit, i love it. every single OUNCE of it.