Juicy Crabification has commenced.

I had planned to cook today, but that is KNOT happening. I think I’m gonna get Juicy Crab. LMAO

New Orleans and this lemon on a rope. LMAO

Happy New Year, y’all! We appreciate all of you. Here’s to a better 2026 🙏🏽 To get us started off right, here’s Don Lemon holding his mic upside down👇🏽🤣

New York City has a new mayor

Happy New Year, chile. Glad that piece of shit is finally fucking over with.

In case anyone needs a ride home. #NYE

Ryan Coogler & Spike Lee will appear together on Variety’s ‘Directors on Directors.’ 🔔: The interview will be on Variety’s YouTube channel, January 7th.

…….?

The category tonight is the Mexican 75. I’m about to get fucked up.

Already with the fireworks and it’s only 630.

You can’t beat Black people.

Absolutely NOT, diva. LMAO

Not Decadent Deaconess

and Buffie, you can relate.

It’s because once a person deems you as unattractive/ not sexy, they feel like the world should view you in the same light therefore invading you as a sexual/attractive being.

Wait for meeee

Hosea Chanchez stopped lining up his widow’s peak like a fucking psycho and immediately got so much finer.

MY GIRLS!

She really don’t miss

Lord, people dying that ain’t ever died before. Rest easy, king. Will be saying “shiddd” all day in your honor.

People who reply all to company wide announcement emails should be tarred and feathered and have all their rights revoked.

Baby, I got a flu shot, a Covid vaccine, and my cabenuva injection. Big Pharma did her big one today.

It’s almost endearing that no matter how successful Belcalis is, she’ll always have a bit of the avian culture in her back pocket. LMAO

smh. she ain't learned SHIT.

This is about outcomes when water breaks too early: "After the law went into effect, termination was only an option in Texas if the mother's life was endangered. Risk of serious adverse outcomes overall increased from 24% to 38.5%, while rates of sepsis jumped from 9.4% to 29.2%."

He so gotdamn fine and even finer in person.

my god the drip of Birmingham’s (very good) mayor

A SIX PACK OF ASS.

Nigga said she took the plates and cutlery and all the toilet paper. She furnished that bitch. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Miss Ashley, you ate this bad. 😭

Yes. LMFAOOO

Virgo’s Groove came on while I was getting a pedicure and I almost ran up outta there.

Taqueria pop ups are an unsung recession indicator. Every gas station on Jimmy Carter got somebody’s tio in the parking lot slinging tacos. And imma just

I’m be getting drunk and Shazaming in the club and forgetting. This shit just worked me out. music.apple.com/us/album/pil...

Lmfaocjxjaoxjsjazkzja

Sailorr in SZA’s things:

if you went back to 2005 and asked me what the new First Lady of New Birth would be wearing 20 years from now this is pretty spot on for what i would've imagined.

You niggas and these ai muscles…. in 3 days you will begin to cough.

Now…

I’m two bong rips deep so I am now adequately prepared to deal with my nephews. 🎄

Put it up on YouTube as well.

Same wig family

She looks like she gets on stage every night to sing a 45 minute medley that’s mostly the n-word

Doing all your Christmas shopping the Sunday before is a task for only the baddest of bitches and I’m proud to be in that number.

Gag City is a red state, chile. 😂

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a full slab under $20????? they would have to drag me out on two leashes.