Hit that sticks like grits.

I wanna lay on some chest hair.

(tea.)

If one more man over 30 asks me for my Snapchat, I’m gonna do it.

Queen of Christian pop!

I have decided the streets need a Ciara halftime show. Got Me Good would TEAR in a stadium. Somebody get Wig on the phone!

♌️♌️♌️♌️

😭😭😭

Hey. What are we doing?

Like, woah. Let’s not be too hasty.

WHACK HER AGAIN! #RHOP

Pull up them videos of her big head ass singing! #RHOP

She was ABSOLUTELY being nasty. She look different, but she don’t look THAT fuckin different. LMAO #RHOP

???????? #RHOP

(we been knew.) #RHOP

I can tell it’s sink already. LMAO Just say your goodbyes.

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 #RHOP

Noted liar Stacey Rusch. 😭😭😭 #RHOP

Wendy talking real slick for a bitch that might go to jail. LMAO #RHOP

Gizelle gave Keri Hilson wishing Beyoncé happy birthday

Indeed! #RHOP

They cannot take her. LMAOOOOOO #RHOP

MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER. #RHOP

😭😭😭😭😭😭 #RHOP

Gizelle had to get her lick in. LMAO

I love when any of the women get into some shit and they start talking like Maya Angelou. #RHOP

STACEY RUSCH’S HOUR OF POWER. #DragRace

Wendy stormed so bad. She knew she was walking into the lion’s den. 😭😭😭 #DragRace

Ashley walked into that reunion with a pep in her step after Wendy got arrested. I love Darby Cat stupid ass. IDC 😭 #RHOP

You talking about your marriage. Girl, they tryna send y’all ass TO JAIL. #RHOP

☹️😔 #DragRace

Gag. (Vita been coasting on borrowed time for a bit now, no shade. Love her bad.) #DragRace

Marques Houston’s impact. #DragRace

Juicy love a Schapereli dupe

Juicy, this woman you are. #DragRace

Jamal and Leland judging a challenge that involves neither dance nor music. #DragRace

They got Ruth STAPLED into this dress. She can barely move. 😭 #DragRace

Bad for my sister Vita. #DragRace

This episode is a SNOOZE. #DragRace

They made them alliances and immediately turned around and said fuck it. LMFAOOOOO

If you were gonna do it anyway…. #DragRace

Bitch, they got Toxic last week??? #DragRace

Some bullshit.

I’m up!

We pulled this one out of the paywall for today so more folks can read it

They got me, gal. Boomer teas.

My favorite bowl broke. 😔

the way she’s been wrong every episode, but she always says it so cuntily… i have no choice to stan 🤷‍♀️ #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

(This is off the record until March 1st, but he just like me tbh.)