That man just looked me in the face & said “LEG!!”😂😂😂😂nite nite y’all🌚

Me + My Vibe

People that don’t play about you and show it >>>>>>>>

“That’s why yo veneers look like nutter butters” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lavender Black Mint or olive green

Nature is healing.

Say man! Stop giving these people our recipes and I don’t give af about what they can do or say, they ain’t invited to the mf cookout!

We should be smoking while to rub my booty

i grab my left boobie and use it as a stress ball

Time to roll up again 🙂‍↕️

sick of these crackas on this app

I JUST OPENED THE APP LESS THAN 45 SECONDS AGO😩

I don’t subscribe to the white man’s calendar.

Wit this foolishness

1017 day

Orrr this with race car noises 🏎️

SISTER, WHATTICE DIS PII’CHURRRR??!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

did😌

Y’ALL!!!! I’m watching Megan 2.0 & this scene where she singing This Woman’s Worth x Maxwell got me I N C O N S O L A B L E 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭bitch I have REAL TEARS😂😂😂😂😂😂

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT reskeet this if you’re a man and ain’t sending any money

MEGAN!! crawl up out from under that man real quick and hop in the booth 😭😭

This video has had me FRIED for the last 10 minutes. “He was so happy!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope Joanne the Scammer is doing well 🫶🏽

😭😭 FIRST OF ALL offices are always freezing, hot showers open up your pores, and there’s nothing wrong with having VARIETY on trips. And we’re SUPPOSED to put our feet on yall in exchange for letting yall lay your heads in our laps/on our boobs

IS YOU COO OR YOU TRYNA GET THAT!??🧐🧐

Cleopatra Comin’ At Ya😂I wore that cassette tf OUT, then when the tape finally popped, I bought the cd

Don’t be that one who died because you let your grace for people who didn’t deserve it morph into stress beyond repair. And yes, I’m talm bout them relatives.

ain’t nothing but unemployed meth heads out there. these republicans better find something safe to do

Upping pole & airing that bitch AHT, just off basic instinct😂😂😂idc

This Is How We Do It x Montel Jordan Swag Surf x F.L.Y. Dreams & Nightmares x Meek Mill PSA x Hov ALL RODD WAVE MUSIC I’ll Never Leave (Uh Oh) x Lumidee Chi Chi Man x T.O.K.

Let me bless the SL real quick

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

This English bulldog built mf chafes my ass, both with his shenanigans & his existence. Ain’t he in his 60s??! Tf he on🧐😒

No, but for real… 🗣️LEAVE US ALONE!!!

The thing I don’t understand about bringing negativity to the skyline is you literally don’t have to be here. You can just, idk, logout. Logging on for the sole purpose of arguing with everybody is so counterproductive when you can just go masturbate to pass time but what do I know 🤷🏾‍♂️.

Wife shoulda slid the nurse a smooth $1k under the table to slip 75mg of succs into his iv drip🌚🌚(allegedly)

LMAOOO I was just tryna see if it’s the same cause an icee is a slushie 😭😭😭

This is a water ice end of discussion.

Hol on this a bar

“seeing stars”

AHT AHT!!! THIS is an icee. What u talking about is a water/italian ice

U going straight to the volcano for this one, sir

They are my favorite along with kids because you know it's REAL

1) Velvet isn’t even a color so how does that make any sense? 2) WTF is wrong with you?!?!

this is coming from the nigga who looks horizontally gifted. shut the fuck up.

I hope you have the day you deserve I hope that when you wake up in the morning, joy passes you by swiftly. I pray that every weapon formed against you shall prosper. I hope that your mustard seed sized faith gets eaten by a mouse.

When NeYo ol melon ball head ass said “she makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up” THAT was the moment I realized niggas will tell the most audacious of lies for no good gotdamn fuckin reason…cuz BITCH🧐😒😒

I have no recollection of what I was so excited about, but the way all of my joy was captured🥰🔥🔥I LOVE this one so much (📸cred: @kinpheauxlk.bsky.social )

0:50-0:55 got me SCREAMING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭