Listening to one of my best friends complain about this nigga. When I called the play by play in advance and she didn’t listen.

Kiiiiyyyyyaaaaa

Did he take ten paces? 😂 Side note that pistol is probably worth more than what was in the register, didn’t think that thru. 😂

“All I want for Christmas is…you.” -Me to my gross pays

That question made me realize I really had some times.

This is like the 8th.

I ain’t never heard an accent from here that I thought was sexy. This lady just made me stop in my tracks. Whew 😮‍💨

Yo that comin in with pizza gif don’t even do this justice. wtf is going on

It’s not even 7 yet. I might call it a night early. I just knew it was like 9

I made it. I accomplished one of my goals for the year with a couple weeks to spare.

My dreams really be out of pocket. Not I fell in love with a lady who I knew was actively trying to kill someone.

A few homegirls who feel they need it. *so I don’t have to answer later… yes once upon a time.

I think that comes from a place of putting people on a pedestal. If you go in realizing they a normal person with flaws I think meeting can be a great experience or you learn who they really are. And that sounds like a win-win.

Adult me would pick Dr Pepper. As a kid Sunkist was undefeated.

I forgot about that post. I logged in to them notifications like oh shit what did I do 😂

I need some smothered coochie for breakfast

I took off to go to a wedding. It’s feeling liiike I just took off.

You not rockin with the pimp my ride line? That’s a lady of culture 😂

Idk wtf I just walked into but I’m here for it.

Introduce yourself as a black tv character

We had a meeting like “they are calling for 5 snow storms in our area in the next 2 weeks”… what forecast they lookin at cuz I got snow in mine once and it’s projecting less than an inch 🫠

This was what I was thinking but I didn’t want to stir the pot.

Height surgery is crazy. Imagine a woman trying to figure out why her kids so short and it’s cuz you actually shorter than her but you had a surgery to be 6 ft 😂😂

I just want to indulge in every way. Eat, sleep, shop, ****. That’s it. That’s all.

Remember when Black artist used to be on Black sitcoms and it was an experience. What a time.

Tems and Shenseea could do whatever they wanted to me 🙂‍↕️

This lady nice but damn she been complaining for the last like hour stfu

To this day! You don’t break a pinky promise

If I’m trying to to eat it imma eat it that lil run to the bathroom just building the anticipation.

Will probably be my last words

Yesterday I was super productive today I feel like I’m stuck in mud

Yes

Do we be doin what now? I would nev- well…

This two hour delay ain’t goin cut it. Lord let me wake up to the school is canceled notification 😭

Accurate!

I was productive af today.

The lights and cheeriness

Elf too cuz why not

Everybody want matching pajamas. I want someone to cosplay Mrs Claus for a photoshoot so I can have a wallpaper for the whole holiday season.

Oddly enough I treat this just like I do the gc. I ghost it and then randomly pop back up engaged in everything. C

Now everybody panthers fans?? I ain’t seen nobody represent the panthers since they won the superbowl

I started watching Fallout. This is pretty good.

This is the part that have you arguing for no reason 🔥

I need an orange lightsaber. Like the kinda orange where you not sure if it’s red or not.

Me arguing just to have a lightsaber sword battle.

My tongue all down ya throat when you sick. I have a probably unhealthy confidence in my immune system. If I don’t kiss you when you sick I don’t really like you.

@profanity.accountant let’s do this cuss word audit. Lll

How is it simultaneously a lot going on and nothing going on on here at the same time