I worked out In the morning and evening this week. and I must say the hype for morning workout ain’t about clarity for the day and energy. The bonus is I just got more in the tank for my sets in the morning.

Day 1 of my new routine. I’m tired af.

We in doomsday forecast mode?? The sun not even up all the way.

Yall remember when Walmart had the goldfish wall?

Started taking them out yesterday. Can’t wait for the weather to break.

I want a new tattoo.

I’m so tired.

A good make out session is what this day needs. But people just don’t make out no more.

Me ready for real outside weather. Outside:

It’s a few of yall I wanna smoke wit one time. Twice if it’s fun. A bunch if it’s memorable.

Somehow I agree and disagree at the same time. 😂

Yall and Mary Beth done gave me a good chuckle.

Ever just really been in the mood to-

My homegirl just said she used to want to be in a throuple wit me and she wanted a gf too… Ma’am this is an offer you shoulda brought to the table at that time 😭

Is Godfather that good or is the score just epic?

Cell phone

My old ass co-worker wearing a day collar cracks me up every time I see her wear it.

If you see this, post a character that starts with O.

Who am I to question women who walk around lookin like priceless art?

Ooo my neighbors fighting

The level to which I hate this day. I just wanted some good pancakes but everywhere crowded.

[insert lie]

Im done for the day. What’s goin on over here.

Fuck it Friday. Don’t get pissed, say fuck that shit

The if I was an adult in the 80s trend is hilarious and disturbing 😂

My homegirl’s date bailed on her for Saturday… I’m torn between “Don’t worry about it, I got you.” and “I told you so” 😂

I really need to start packing a pre-lunch lunch. The pre-lunch snack not doing it anymore.

The Jamaican Bobsled team would never.

my Student students: can I tell you something it’s been on my mind for a while. Me: yea what’s up my student: can I cuss? Me: 🤨 yes Her: Every time I see you walk I think he walks like a bad bitch. No disrespect like a male bad bitch. Me: umm thanks

Can I add conspiracy theories to the list?

Finna put this on the wall right when you walk in my house 😂

Are you putting everyone in timeout? Is this a punishment?

If they were going for realism they shoulda showed what kid put it there.

Did they use a Black kid cuz they knew a white kid wasnt realistic? just wondering

Are we reacting to commercials real time cuz wtf is this?

My favorite is them folks who be super chill but when they post pictures they be so fine it make you cuss. Like do you realize what you look like?!

Me after the leg lock knowing the scorecards will have me up in the next round.

They don’t be on here for the vibes for real.

Why stop your fun cuz of the fun police when you could just shun the nonbelievers 😂

Gotta be in it like

What in the world is going on? I see how yall got here. But…. How in the world did yall get here so early? 😂

2026 might be alright. We got Wale music, TI music, JCole music, and peak 50 trolling. God letting 2026 be run by the millennials who were gone too soon apparently.

I wonder who made Amazon make that theater stop screenings of that movie about the orange‘s mail order bride cuz of their marquee. We need more creative rebellion. 😂

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

sometimes you just need to eat some pussy.

Kissing .

Villains is a bit harsh. Yall are more like anti-heroes. 😂

We got new TI and new Wale this winter. It’s starting to look like a very millennial summer and I think that’s what we all need.

Me looking for Black people as soon as I walk in anywhere.