Ignoring that those species view the female as the prize so must be dazzling to catch the female eye. Ignoring that the epitome of beauty at the mentioned time was not the male physique it was women with a little pudge and they like makeup cuz they all secretly like coloring not cuz they need it.

32? I can’t even think of 32 different foods off the top of my head 😭

Them young officers for sure would have boo‘d him. It ain’t him they afraid of. It’s their command that I’m sure told them they better maintain their bearing. Other thing I know Marines woulda still boo’ed 😂

Also mad weird they blasted that lady picture but not the cop. 🧐

Not goin lie I‘d have the gavel echoing thru the courthouse one time for the one time.

My work best friend just walked off 😭 Damn all we had left was exams. She did come tell me first before she did it. But damn. 😭😭

5, 8, and it’s not on here but you know when yall just be entwined in ways that don’t really make sense.

Getting expelled a week before school ends is crazy work.

I don’t remember you being followed by do I look marriable feels like some stop lights were ran

Remember when that guy basically proposed the hunger games as a way to celebrate his birthday. And now there’s an octagon on the lawn. I wonder if this is how the Romans felt.

Not going to to lie. That one right there 😮‍💨 wouldn’t take much. Send eye emojis and I’d just be ready.

I was in at the my love. Especially if it was said sweet.

Ooo a flair for the dramatic. If you look like an angel and use the word betwixt 10/10!

“I wanna be all you need to breathe” might do it for me. Idk 🤔

Idk this sounded pretty romantic to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

For someone who keep getting “shot at“… that man sure does do a lot of things to provide opportunities to be shot at….

This boy just told his friend. “It was a good shot. Just a windy day.” We all need a friend like that. 😂

I’m a whole fan 🫶🏾🫶🏾

I haven’t been on a good side quest in a while.

Anyways like I said the whole movie is Genie granting Aladdin’s first wish. He set the whole thing up. The only other wish he grants is for his own freedom.

How you blow my high and I didnt even smoke yet. Who even was that?

Aladdin’s whole adventure was staged by genie all in granting one wish.

Does anyone still do Sunday family dinners?

Tag yourself. Im “thick liquids only”

Dang yall waking up. I shoulda got my unhinged thoughts out.

I regularly check to make sure I’m not dreaming.

I agree with that person tho cuz 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Birth rates decreasing and Henny Ritas trending going into a rainy Memorial Day weekend.

Oh easy - *signal drops*

The problem I have an I can fix that mindset and now people think I can fix everything. I don’t know what I be doing I just have good pattern recognition 😭

The statement that starts all my best worse adventures

Imagine walking outside and this nigga gliding down the street like Tony Hawk. You lookin like “that’s funny” until you realize your car missing. 😭

into submission?

I got a half day if that counts

Happy Thick Thigh Thursday to all the legging killers and Jean destroyers out there

I’m trying to to roleplay somebody landlord. Who wanna be bonnet down legs up 😂

Lemme go on head and see who pullin up this weekend. Crabs are definitely the move.

I started tracking my little wins each month. If I set out to do something and did it, I note it. I also note stuff I drop.

When women’s thighs jiggle when they walk

Went to one of my former students spring concert. Them babies had me in there about to cry. Them kids were so talented.

I be so confused when I see I have 200+ mutuals with somebody but Ive never seen them before.

Cubby is childhood friends and old folks I grew up around Bo most frequently used now Tavius is the @thiqkkmamii.bsky.social exclusive cuz the reason it even exist is ridiculous 😂

Falling asleep to the smell of rain. Love it. ☺️☔️

I can’t wait for the aliens to bring us extraterrestrial pets.

I should attempt to really celebrate myself this year 🤔

I don’t really celebrate my own bday cuz it always ends up lackluster. But I will celebrate the fuck out of someone else’s. And if I really like you imma try to move mountains.

Please unfollow me if you think the women are the problem and lack accountability.

I just be wanting to come on here and laugh with my favorites on here. But every time I look a nigga dun pissed them off so now I gotta steer clear til the dust settle. I hate you niggas 😒