I haven’t been on a good side quest in a while.

Anyways like I said the whole movie is Genie granting Aladdin’s first wish. He set the whole thing up. The only other wish he grants is for his own freedom.

How you blow my high and I didnt even smoke yet. Who even was that?

Aladdin’s whole adventure was staged by genie all in granting one wish.

Does anyone still do Sunday family dinners?

Tag yourself. Im “thick liquids only”

Dang yall waking up. I shoulda got my unhinged thoughts out.

I regularly check to make sure I’m not dreaming.

I agree with that person tho cuz 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Birth rates decreasing and Henny Ritas trending going into a rainy Memorial Day weekend.

Oh easy - *signal drops*

The problem I have an I can fix that mindset and now people think I can fix everything. I don’t know what I be doing I just have good pattern recognition 😭

The statement that starts all my best worse adventures

Imagine walking outside and this nigga gliding down the street like Tony Hawk. You lookin like “that’s funny” until you realize your car missing. 😭

into submission?

I got a half day if that counts

Happy Thick Thigh Thursday to all the legging killers and Jean destroyers out there

I’m trying to to roleplay somebody landlord. Who wanna be bonnet down legs up 😂

Lemme go on head and see who pullin up this weekend. Crabs are definitely the move.

I started tracking my little wins each month. If I set out to do something and did it, I note it. I also note stuff I drop.

When women’s thighs jiggle when they walk

Went to one of my former students spring concert. Them babies had me in there about to cry. Them kids were so talented.

I be so confused when I see I have 200+ mutuals with somebody but Ive never seen them before.

Cubby is childhood friends and old folks I grew up around Bo most frequently used now Tavius is the @thiqkkmamii.bsky.social exclusive cuz the reason it even exist is ridiculous 😂

Falling asleep to the smell of rain. Love it. ☺️☔️

I can’t wait for the aliens to bring us extraterrestrial pets.

I should attempt to really celebrate myself this year 🤔

I don’t really celebrate my own bday cuz it always ends up lackluster. But I will celebrate the fuck out of someone else’s. And if I really like you imma try to move mountains.

Please unfollow me if you think the women are the problem and lack accountability.

I just be wanting to come on here and laugh with my favorites on here. But every time I look a nigga dun pissed them off so now I gotta steer clear til the dust settle. I hate you niggas 😒

Horse stepped on my foot.

Up early af and wanna rub on somebody make out and get breakfast

What yall up to?

Gorgeous!

I miss the 90s.

Was it the choice of candy or- You know what nevermind

If you see this. I appreciate yall. Cuz idk what the fuck goin on… I don’t see any of it and I like that. Sorry some of my faves are bugged by it tho.

I know yall talkin bout drama or whatever. but for those who need to hear it. Clean your pen 🍃

Know what movie I believe has some truth to it… Everything Everywhere All At Once

They fired up that machine again?? Are we ready for some more crazy stuff in this universe?

Water is just thick air

Just hand me the gun I’ll do it myself 😭

one of them is open this ridiculous community center I pictured back in high school.

Most school spirit

It really don’t take much to help these kids. Many of them want help they just don’t know who to ask or how to ask. I teach and I’m avid about teaching young men to not be assholes. Gentleman ≠ Simp.

Scouts honor