"Is pig pussy pork?" is pretty wild when the person could've just answered, yes.

craving a road trip far, far away

😂😂😂

Designer slides lowkey overrated.

Brent dropped at the right time. My toxic levels were getting low.

I’m too old to be waxing and shit on Valentine’s Day. You gone get this low Caesar with the deep waves and call it a night.

Whenever I see her post about me or us… this is what keeps me going. 🥳😊 Her safety. Her Happiness. Her Comfort. Her Love is what fuels me to continually grow and be the best man I can be for her.

I am not hard to love. I am not hard to love. I am not hard to love.

Absolutely

I want a heart shaped freckle tattoo to blend in with the rest of my freckles.. or is that doing too much? lol

Putting me through a mattress isn't enough right now. Drill me through Earth's crust.

Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾 Southern Blackness

But what if I really do have a Hank Hill butt

The Nawf Remembers

Never met a woman that cheated. That’s a myth.

This probably isn’t the time to be experimenting with my hair.

I love love. 🥹

Congratulationsss ❤️

She wanted to, she overthought it, so she didn't. ✨️

My whole phone is on permanent dark mode

I just want a little tiny piece of King Cake rn

I don't necessarily mind being "single" but like, damn bitch idk when my next moment of intimacy will be?! A quality make out session? A date night???

Also

Peppermint tea + Miami Mint

How much time do you have??

That boy Trump’s name is the files over ONE MILLION TIMES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I need fresh flowers, a hug & something sweet.

Again and again and again 💫

How can I block all pictures of Mr Beast from the internet

QTNA:

I need to get some kind of compensation for my content.

This is for the men. What do yall like to receive as gifts for Valentine’s Day?

I like that my kid can read the room when I’m not feeling good. I’ve been asleep since I got off and she did a load of laundry and made me something to eat for when I woke up.

This. That’s why I sit back now and just let ppl do them so I can see what they’d rather do and act accordingly

I wanna go on a gun range date. I think that would be so sexy.

I got the same thing when I googled so I consulted with my personal YNs 😂

A youngin slid in my DM & said “fws” Im too old for this.

Being insecure will block your blessings

It’s 8 niggas telling her how good she look and what they’d do to her …. None of em actually SEE her tho . Do you know what she’s into ? What makes her smile? Frown ? Excited ? No , but Thank God she’s fine. Think deeper and stop seeing shallow

When in Puerto Rico I visited Ron de Barrilito, the oldest Rum distillery still in production. This is La Doña (Freedom Barrel) which is only to be opened when Puerto Rico gains its independence. Put in the town square for the people to have a free shot.

Close friends post and it's just them smoking a blunt

I just deleted so many contacts & can probably get rid of like 50 more

Im gonna have a regular sleep schedule one day

when i care for you, i learn you. i listen to your favorite songs until they start to sound like home. i study what moves you so conversation feels effortless. i notice your habits, the small unspoken things, and i love you there quietly and deeply where most people never look.

Being mad at Bad Bunny for singing in Spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD. #SuperBowlSunday

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Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fox News Losing their minds right now they don’t know how to dance to this music …… fast forward to May and they’ll be celebrating Cinco de Mayo

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