I think I’m funny and I like people who think I’m funny.

Running late this morning and my kid tells me she was supposed to bring her lunch today. 🙃

It always works for me

My sleep schedule so fucked up

My big ask is that you are honest with me. And people really seem to struggle with this concept.

Me watching my phone ring during my nonverbal hours

Let me be your safe space.

Getting complimented on how good I smell always does it for me 🥰

non sexual turn on: when someone actively listens and shows they listen to you by how they respond to you or care for you

if y’all don’t get this white man and his titties off my SL—

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes 😂

I thought I was trippin.

No!

I’m tired of putting on my big girl panties… I wanna put on my cutie patootie thongs and dilly dally

Ovulating in your mid 30s is no joke. Got me looking in the mirror like “Who are you?” 😂

I’m all for ppl being happy and taking care of their inner child. But not at the cost of traumatizing actual children. Don’t be at Charles Entertainment Cheese’s house hogging all the games and prizes.

Failing my kid.

I keep telling yall that Blasians are actually the worst biracials 😂😂

Why does it make you so uncomfortable that other people enjoy different things than you do? Unpack that.

I haven’t used my Slushi in months so I’m making mimosas this morning.

u can’t “what u know bout this” ur way into some coochie😭 bc now I wanna talk about how much I know about it actually

I thought I was sleepy.

20

I’m vanilla.

You deserve more than to be someone’s lesson.

And when you tell the people about me, make sure you tell them what you did to make me respond like that.

I really don’t be saving nobody’s number.

I think I need to get my waist beads tied again. They feel too loose.

Fire & Desire x Rick & Teena I can do both parts lol

They really don’t gaf about women! It took 38 editions before the clit was included in a medical anatomy textbook! They’ve had 3D images of penises for 28 years already!!!

*sigh

Slow raw missionary + deep passionate kisses. That would heal me.

I wanna be in a space where I feel safe enough to give the kinda love I wanna give

A hug probably would heal me right now.

About me I only want what and who wants me. All in or nothing at all.

I hate that I love this Tatcha moisturizer

Faith nose deep in Biggie ass:

"Dont have me out here lookin crazy" was in the vows.

GET BACK TO WOOING, FELLAS!!!

That man was at work like

I’m that type of day drunk where I’m about to talk real disgusting then go to sleep at 6:37 with my phone on DND.

I would take the stars out the sky for you…

I am a real lover girl that requires a real lover in return

this is only funny because you have it in your display name.

I choose violence today.