Gonna make a drink tonight because I desperately need one. Here are my choices: Old Fashioned (bases are various American whiskies, aged Bajan or Jamaican rum, high proof brandy) Martini (only gin). Vodka Martinis are for people who can't commit) Black Manhattan Oxaocan Old Fashioned (smoked)

It's been heavy for almost a year

I keep trying to find jokes or funny things and I keep seeing the news of Minnesota but I'd feel like a chump to mute the word.

If I could give an award to a skeet, it'd be this one. This is amazing. It's subtle. It's brilliant.

They’d have to start dying in greater numbers than minorities.

Did any Democratic Party member of Congress say anything of note today about Minneapolis? Bueller? Bueller?

I can do a solid 50 right now (and a year and a half ago, I could only do 20)

The shooting in Minneapolis is on ICE, but it's also on that loser ass "journalist" making up sh*t about Somalians in the city.

Gotta get into Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's writing more

Black people are only 12-13 percent of this nation and they're afraid of us, they want to stamp us out, all becuase they feel like it.

What's happening in Minneapolis is truly shocking. I'm trying to find joy and skeet through it, but man alive, that's harrowing.

NEW: A federal judge ordered Lindsey Halligan, who Trump handpicked to prosecute his enemies, to explain why she’s still using the U.S. Attorney title despite being disqualified from the role last year. The order marks the first formal attempt to force an explanation from Halligan.

This triggered me. I took this "content creator" out on a date and they did this and bruh.....

A NEW BLACK ROM-COM YES

I'm def gonna do 25 pushups today (but only because it's gym day)

Peace. Please support my good friend Dr. Sunyatta Amen and her excellent tea & tonic brand, CALABASH TEA. Black and woman owned and by a woman of Jamaican and Indigenous heritage. #tea #blackowned calabashtea.com www.instagram.com/p/DEf8epTP0fV/

my favorite

Whiskey (and booze in general) prices won't lower unless we stop chasing the unicorn bottles. There are perfectly fine bourbons under $30 bucks and I'm gonna name them now: Old Grand-Dad BiB (Bottle-In-Bond) Evan Williams BiB Elijah Craig SB (Small Batch) Early Times BiB Old Grand-Dad 114

RIP to the great Chef Elle Simone

Why is Zion Williamson so horny for them Build-A-Booty jounts, Moe?

It's going to be 60 on Friday. I'm getting a haircut, and I'm doing a pro photo shoot. I am going to be a menace in the streets all weekend.

The Democratic Party has all the messaging it needs to turn things in its favor, but, as we're learning, the party is reticent to show anything resembling a counter or plan beyond strongly worded letters asking questions and empty ponderance.

I know she tasted like sodium and sad music

another "girl jount" I love? City Girls - P*ssy Talk

This a safe space? I be singing Megan Thee Stallion's "Cognac Queen" loud as sh*t in my truck.

This is how we Pisces show love

I will fold each time

This is elite Coke Rap. Stove God Cooks aka Aaron Cooks for my Flipmode fans. #hiphop - open.spotify.com/track/4NYDnW...

They say it's the boob men but it's the feet men who are the real deviants.

New Spillage Village! Jurdan Bryant out of Baltimore. This jount crank. #hiphop - open.spotify.com/track/7qBaWp...

this happens so frequently to me

If you're a random account that I've never interacted with, and you follow me, and I scroll down your page and there's nothing but you reposting news articles or political memes, please understand THAT I WILL BLOCK YOU. So don't waste your time or mine following me.

Ya'll about to be having babies in October messing around today.

I got more: Nose rings. Man. Knows sneakers and rocks fly ones. Melt. Can roll a blunt (because i really can't). Fire. Knows Hip-Hop. Rare jewels.

It's gonna be warm in DC today so don't make no bad decisions because you got premature spring fever.

If had a theme song, it'd be Zelooperz & Zack Fox's "Push Me Around" #hiphop #detroit #atlanta - open.spotify.com/track/1IO1X0...

I cannot stop playing this Kal Banx x Isaiah Rashad jount. I've played it a solid 10 times today. I need a new Zay project #hiphop - open.spotify.com/track/72koco...

Stopped by my "local" coffee shop aka my kitchen

I thought I ain't had a submissive bone in my body but let a woman (that I like) tell me to take off her boots/shoes/heels and rub her feet, I'm on it. And I don't even LIKE feet.

Have you tried the Protein Milk drinks yet? #coffee #dunkin #megantheestallion - hiphopwired.com/2990191/mega...

I see myself in this

They also have two locations in California, which makes sense because their own, Chris, is a surfer dude.

If you're in the mood for some of the best coffee you've ever had and you're in Prince George's County, Md, please visit Vigilante Coffee. This is the best coffeeshop in the region (to me). www.vigilantecoffee.com

I love a good cussin' woman. Love it. I love a woman who switch hard when she walk. I love a woman who can fight. I'm talking good stance, left hook crisp, her uncle and daddy showed her how type of fight. I love a woman who can drive a stick shift. MAN. Cont...

(Some of) You guys are really cool. I appreciate you all making my morning soar. I've laughed, I've learned some things, and we're sharing tips. That's what I do like about this place. I hope the vibes stay up today.

How do you like your coffee? What is your favorite bean or style? Do you like pour-over coffee? Are you too stuck up for instant?

One last thing: The "ick" doesn't always mean "it's over" -- or at least, I let a few "icks" go before I had enough. It all depends on how much you liked them (or what they did).

I have to go do some work. Just remember, we're just having fun. Let's not be mean to each other. Kindness is free, and if you can't be kind, be silent and mind your business.

My last one. We're in bed, just finished. She gets up and starts doing all the dances from Elephant Man's Pon De River Pon De Bank out of the blue. There was no music on. Just just started getting busy. (this is the rap hands lady)

Y'all gotta remember, I'm from SE DC and PG County & I grew up around the bullsh*t, so the women I am sometimes attracted to are rough around the edges. My momma was a violent hood-ass tomboy & SOME boys define their idea of women by the women they admire, which often includes our moms.