An ad in my dentist’s office. These two look like they host swingers’ parties at The Villages. 😂

The American people have bailed out big businesses many times: Chrysler, 1980 Savings and Loan, 1989 Airline Industry, 2001 Great Recession, 2008 Covid, 2020 Now the American people are hurting and broke. It's time for a reverse bailout where these big corporations help *us*.

Net migration to USA is negative for the first time in a century. Meaning, more people are moving out than are moving in. 89% said they're leaving the US for political reasons. Our country is imploding, and it is entirely the fault of the morons who voted for Trump. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/17/a...

This is the coolest ceasefire ever, you can just bomb shit every other day, call it defensive, and claim the ceasefire is still intact.

If Iran is smart, it will keep Hormuz closed until the midterm election. The blockade is causing high gas and food prices in the USA, and voters’ anger over that will cost Trump the majority. A closed strait will directly result in Trump being removed and imprisoned in 2027.

White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.

Think of the US as a 250 year old tree. A tree that has rotted on the inside. It still has leaves but the trunk is hollow. Every new storm it creaks and moans as it has less support to keep it standing.

He ain't wrong...

Can we all now agree that running the government like a business was an incredibly stupid idea?

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

Just a friendly reminder to FDT!

Can’t wait to watch all the people who criticized the JCPOA and excoriated Obama for “pallets of cash” try to sanewash Trump giving Iran even more cash for a worse deal than the JCPOA.

Officer Fanone on Jan 6, after being tased 3 times in the neck by Trump terrorists, beaten with his gun and dragged unconscious down the stairs. He had a heart attack.

“Sorry, kid, but I can’t make it to your wedding. My poll numbers keep dropping so I have to rush back to DC for another fake assassination attempt. Give everyone my regards.”

I’m really concerned about the cognitive atrophy that is occurring as everyone outsources their thinking to machines. Humans are losing the ability to think through problems and make decisions. We will be in deep shit once the AI Bros are running the world! Oh, wait… fuck

GODDAMN

This is why the war in Iran was always a fool’s errand. Trump was never going to commit the necessary resources to actually win it. Now, we’re apparently getting ready to leave with an emboldened Iran and a Middle East that’s in a worse position than when we started.

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

This meme is exactly what my week has been like:

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

I love this…. #BlueSky

All Charges Against Kilmar Abrego Garcia Dismissed open.substack.com/pub/crustnew...

Trump's Gestapo

Amazing ad, chef's kiss no notes

Russian economy is in a tough place. Downsizing inevitable.

You know he is salivating to admit it as he gets more brazen and open about his corruption. He wants to say outright, “yeah, we rigged it. What are you gonna do about it?”

Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

MAGA cheated in Massie's district. They will get away with it, because Republican-controlled Kentucky is too cowardly to audit the election. MAGA cheated in 2024 too. Harris won the presidency. Can you guess what's next? They'll cheat in November, and every election thereafter.

Future generations will refer to the Trump years as the "Great Retard Uprising."

The scale of this corruption is galactic. He's paying off the Jan 6 rioters with $2 billion of OUR taxpayer money. Part of our paychecks will be stolen and redistributed to Buffalo Guy and the rednecks who beat up police officers at the Capitol. He's buying their loyalty for his next coup attempt.

With the help of the Institute for Justice (@ij.org), I am fighting the absurd and anachronistic requirement that real estate brokers in Pennsylvania must maintain physical offices and comply with routine inspections. All this does is limit competition and drive up prices for consumers.

So you can not be confused about what is going on.

It should be explicitly clear from this presidential administration that we can no longer simply rely on decency from politicians and oligarchs. There MUST be laws that force them to be decent or they simply won't be.

A video of our press conference today. With the help of the Institute for Justice (@ij.org), I am challenging the constitutionality of the Pennsylvania law that requires real estate brokers to maintain physical offices and comply with routine inspections of those offices. x.com/i/broadcasts...

Is anyone else getting tired of witnessing the most astoundingly blatant corruption in American history happening in plain sight and almost half the country cheering it on, overwhelmingly to their own detriment?

In America we have the right of free speech.

Congratulations to the pedophile lobby on winning KY-04. You certainly dumped an insane amount of money into making sure Epstein's clients never see justice. You must be very proud of yourselves. F this. How can I help the Democrat in this race? I'll drive down to Kentucky and knock doors.

It’s been a few years since I last sued the government. Time to change that. youtu.be/ktDKB7lZaSw

God I hate public speaking but I just did a press conference in front of TV cameras. I am fighting the powers that be once again. Gonna post more about this later. Stay tuned.

Thomas Massie voted against impeaching Trump both times. Today, he learned why that was a bad idea.

SIGN OF THE DAY…

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The United States government just agreed to pay $1.8 billion to the United States president, approved by the president's own personal lawyer who represented him when he was convicted of 34 criminal counts. This is the biggest scandal in all of American political history.

Fellas, did you just feel that earthquake? Donald Trump is losing his base.

"Shredding the Constitution is OK when my team does it!" No, fool! If your "team" is ignoring limitations on state power and our rights, then you are not one of the good guys. You're just a fucking commie in a red hat.

I don't understand American billionaires who want the USA to be a Russian-style oligarchy. Sure, your money will buy the state. You'll be in charge for a bit. But you know what happens after that? After you've helped a demagogue consolidate power, you will fall out of a window.