I always crank it when “Deteriorata” comes on.

It's National Cartoonist's Day, so here are a few never before published cartoons about animals, because National Animals Day is every day.

Another great American folk hero. Here's me in this week's @newyorker.com

The image below was made by @joedator.bsky.social, an artist here. If you like the artwork you see from an artist you can tell them, give a like and share the post The account below - post it without authorization - without crediting the artist - and cropped the name from the image

I assume the mayor took King Charles to Astoria so he could meet with the King of Falafel & Shawarma.

People who have used a fire pole, how does it work? Specifically, I mean how does it dress you in a new outfit on the way down?

Another panel from the autobiographical piece I contributed to "Real Life Comix: Only In New York." The Kickstarter is nearly 60% funded but there are only 19 days left. Sign up to see 51 true tales of NYC from an incredible lineup of artists and writers! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

The "Real Life Comix Only In New York" Kickstarter is now live! I'm thrilled to have contributed a very personal story to this anthology of 50 true tales of NYC, featuring an incredible lineup of creators from The New Yorker, MAD, American Splendor and more! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

Only two letters separate these two actors. Keep this guide handy for your reference.

Another panel from the autobiographical piece I contributed to "Real Life Comix: Only In New York." The Kickstarter is nearly 60% funded but there are only 19 days left. Sign up to see 51 true tales of NYC from an incredible lineup of artists and writers! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." -Matthew 5:9 "lol, TDS much? -MAGA

Mine in this week's @newyorker.com

The "Real Life Comix Only In New York" Kickstarter is now live! I'm thrilled to have contributed a very personal story to this anthology of 50 true tales of NYC, featuring an incredible lineup of creators from The New Yorker, MAD, American Splendor and more! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

A sneak peek at the five page memoir piece I contributed to this exciting new book! Sign up for alerts when the Kickstarter goes live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

I'm thrilled to finally be able to announce some big book news! "Real Life Comix Only In New York" is a hardcover anthology of 50 true tales of New York City from an incredible lineup of creators, including a very personal memoir by me. Kickstarter link below: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

If you made CITIZEN KANE now, and set it in the present day, the object of Kane's nostalgic longing would be a Vincent Price Shrunken Head kit.

Back when SNL UK was funny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI1L...

Only the coolest cats wear B Kliban t-shirts.

Steves a goose. Mine in the @newyorker.com this week.

All of those Chuck Norris memes can now rightfully be transferred to Werner Herzog.

Help me settle a syntax dispute: is it James Cromwells or James Cromswell?

A sneak peek at the five page memoir piece I contributed to this exciting new book! Sign up for alerts when the Kickstarter goes live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

The most shocking thing in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is that Paul Thomas Anderson has never used "Dirty Work" in a movie before.

I'm thrilled to finally be able to announce some big book news! "Real Life Comix Only In New York" is a hardcover anthology of 50 true tales of New York City from an incredible lineup of creators, including a very personal memoir by me. Kickstarter link below: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gho...

40 seconds of Harrison Ford's disguises not going well.

KING KONG REBOUNDS! A new short story by my pal Kevin Maher with art by me. Read the whole thing on Medium. medium.com/@kevin_48957...

I hope this new Michael Jackson biopic is better than the one John Travolta starred in 30 years ago.

Remember when Obama started a peace with Iran? We narrowly escaped that nightmare!

Just sold an Ides Of March t-shirt. There’s still time to get yours for stabbin’ day. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4111...

Here's mine in this week's @newyorker.com

“Hey Hey I’m The Monkee” –Mickey Dolenz

Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Pol Pot. These were some of history’s greatest monsters, but the person currently walking too slowly in front of me on a NYC street is worse than all of them.

This was the scariest scene in THE EXORCIST, in my opinion.

This was how you sold steak in the 70s.

Counting the minutes it will take for Trumpers to go from "He didn't share the racist video" to "He shared the video but it's not racist" to "It's okay for him to share a racist video."

I wrote a little something about the amazing Catherine O'Hara.

Here's mine in @newyorker.com this week. #newyorkercartoons #classroom #school #classpet #animals #leopard

Now release Rorschach’s journal!!!

A few years ago a friend of mine worked with Catherine O'Hara and he had her hold up this sign for me. I never met the lady, so this was my only encounter with my teenage crush. So long, one of the funniest humans ever to draw a breath on this planet. 💔

This song is trending, for some reason… youtu.be/WJYCh8Sqzsw

I just picked up Bovino’s long coat in a thrift store. I’m wearing it as a midriff top now.

Latest TNC is out - get it here! With the amazing @jambookshopuk.bsky.social on the cover and lots more! issuu.com/thenewcartoo...

I truly hope people who voted for Trump will wake up one day and see the sickness that he has spread over this country. What will it take? The next deranged speech? The next masked ICE gestapo thug killing an American citizen? Do we have to wait until martial law is declared? Will that be enough?

Sad to hear of the passing of local TV legend Uncle Floyd Vivino. When I was a teenager and devoted fan, I had the privilege of being invited onto his show with my miniature diorama of the studio. It was a thrilling and truly surreal evening of my young life in 1981. Happy trails, Uncle Floyd.

Big news! Coming in April from Workman Publishing: The Running Dictionary, The Camping Dictionary and The Traveling Dictionary. Three hilarious pocket-sized books, each one with over 40 all new illustrations by yours truly! Available for preorder now! www.hachettebookgroup.com/landing-page...

Accurate

As a cartoonist, I hope I'm fortunate enough to have my work resonate with millions of people, so that I can squander every bit of that goodwill and leave a legacy of angry, alpha male bullshit when I die. That's the dream!

Yeah, pal, it's the urn's fault. Mine in this week's @newyorker.com

Put together what I believe are all of Harry Shearer's ADR lines from STAR WARS (1977)