OK, I made this dopey cartoon real. You're welcome.

I'm of two minds when it comes to people sharing AI videos. On the one hand go fuck yourself, but on the other hand drop dead and burn in Hell.

50 years ago today.

democrats winning would cut into their fundraising

I'm thrilled to learn that the short film I co-directed with Kevin Maher will be screened as part of the Bowery Film Festival on Thursday, Dec. 11th! Tickets available here: www.squadup.com/events/2025-...

Picking up some supplies for Thanksgiving.

I liked Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN, but I wish he'd left in the scenes where the creature works in a funeral parlor, then comes home to his wife and son in the suburbs.

Spotted this morning in upper Manhattan. A lot going on here.

I’m still upset that we never got a movie called EDGAR WINTER’S FRANKENSTEIN

OPINION: "I'm Fine, By The Way, In Case Anyone Was Wondering." by The Guy Who Collapsed In The Oval Office

“What a loser. I like people who DON’T have a medical emergency during a press conference.”

My social circles, and pop culture interests, have collided exquisitely today, as my good pal Kevin Maher is a guest on my good pal Frank Santopadre's new podcast, discussing the movie musicals of 1980!

Boo to dressing your kids up as things they’ve never heard of for Halloween. Your toddler wants to be a puppy or a princess or something. Let them.

Rewatched the Werner Herzog NOSFERATU (1979) last night, hadn’t seen it in decades. Man does it hold up. Klaus Kinski’s Dracula is an amazing performance. The movie is visually stunning. Rat content warning: LOTS OF RATS.

Happy Halloween everyone!

Rapper's Delight: Halloween Edition

Hey, just want to mumble that this is wildly illegal and inappropriate and would prompt impeachment proceedings if we still had a functional Congress instead of one run by a blind, deaf and mute Renfeld wannabe.

Well, this is the problem. There are no Republicans with “better angels” left. Everyone who could make a difference is either cowed by Trump, or besotted with how rich he will make them. This is not good.

This time of year I feel it is important to point out that armadillos are not indigenous to Transylvania.

I was telling a friend of mine, who has three grown children, about Collegeville and Ben Cooper costumes. She had never heard of them, and that is how I know she was a great mom.

Tonight! I am so excited because my good friend @wardsutton.bsky.social has created the opening segment of The Simpsons Halloween episode, in the style of his alter ego “Stan Kelly!” Watch it or be labeled a sicko! Tonight at 8 PM on Fox!

It is dawning on me that there is a whole generation of people for whom the most recognizable actor in GHOSTBUSTERS is "Carl Winslow."

I could happily live the rest of my life without ever seeing another “sexy Velma”

What's for lunch? It's #misspellingmonday

My ex-girlfriend told me I had the sex appeal of a movie star. I found out later she meant Armin Mueller-Stahl.

“I’m Still, With Some Difficulty, Standing” –Elton John, age 78

Dear MTA, instead of just telling us where the alligators are on the platform, how about doing something about the alligator problem?!?

One of my favorite fun facts: Veronica Cartwright co-starred with Doodles Weaver in THE BIRDS. Years later, she would co-star with his niece, Sigourney, in ALIEN.

Spooky season is back and so are my creepy pumpkins at TeePublic. Now you can get your favorite individual pumpkin on a shirt. Choose from “Chaz,” “Edward” or “Gahan.” www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3536...

Jane Goodall loved this Gary Larson cartoon. R.I.P.

These two roles were separated by less than 10 years, and as an American, I can relate.

"So, what is Tylenol, anyway?" “Oh, it's a big pretty white pill with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big airplane!”

Spot The #MisspellingMonday

Here’s mine in this week’s issue of The New Yorker

When I want to get out of doing something, I say "Why should I? It won't bring Carl Weathers back."

Why wasn’t SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME called THE AMASSING SPIDER-MEN? Just pretend I made this joke four years ago, OK?

In the 1930s, people complained that this was “too woke”

One thing is for sure, Democrats pushing for stricter gun laws is what led to this, according to someone in the GOP tomorrow, probably.

The most realistic part of "Seinfeld" is that whenever New Yorkers need to do some soul searching, they go to Santa Monica.

Oh sure, everyone loves the show DEXTER, but if I go out and kill someone it's "illegal."

Salma Hayek was born on September 2, 1966, making her exactly one day older than me. Happy birthday grandma!

Great thread, and my latest excuse to repost this image:

Of course, Trump's alive. Don't you know the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural?

King Vitaman being a live action cereal mascot used to give me the same creepy vibe as the Swedish Chef having real human hands.

“I was today years old when I learned it was Barzini all along.”

This guy in BRAZIL (1985), who says "Leave it to me, computers are my specialty" and then proudly hands Sam back the exact information that he started with. Anyway, Terry Gilliam predicted AI assistants.

If George Harrison and George Costanza traded places, which is improved more, “Seinfeld” or The Beatles?

A comical and geometrical marvel from @joedator.bsky.social in the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social - at your newsstands now!

Remember that lady whose emu kept knocking over her phone? It killed her two years ago.

The missus is expecting. Is “Jersey Mike” a good name for a girl?