You got dozens of people fired for criticizing CK

Federal judge blocks Trump from carrying out thousands of layoffs during shutdown w/ @arianalfigueroa.bsky.social www.newsfromthestates.com/article/brea...

Damn had to sign in on the web bc the app has been down for an hour or more. I'm taking this personally. I had to go look up my password.

I beg to differ sir

Boy that's grim

We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun.

Omg this made me laugh so hard

Well now I'm realizing my actual unhinged take is that I liked a little life, got me back into reading after an exceptionally difficult 11 months. But yes, it's totally over the top on the misery scale. The next book I read was the exact opposite and an excellent antidote: the husbands.

Fucking hell

Ive been so busy obsessing about my turkey neck and wattle and the tote sized bags under my eyes I literally just discovered I have a nice thick vertical wrinkle between my eyes.

Just putting AAA batteries in my battery daddy as one does, at 730 on a Tuesday morning when one is furloughed from one's job

Do not know why I'm crying but I'm crying

Dr. Freud, daydreaming about ripping the head off an imaginary mouse as I tearfully describe my penis envy #caturday

I know I'm about 100 years behind here but COCAINE BEAR IS AN AWESOME MOVIE

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

A TV show about an apartment building populated solely with babies patiently waiting for the airplane to land in their mouths Only Gerbers in the Building

I am so sorry I cannot live up to... Joseph Stalin. I will now purge my generals and rip people's teeth out in penance.

Does god exist? What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge? Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny? What is a Chonky McPorkbutt? When will i be fed my dinner? It's not chicken again, is it? #caturday

How elegant. Like a little gentleman #caturday

Awww I think he loves me or at least thinks i smell like cat food #caturday

much chubby very potato #not #caturday

Holding hands with my lil baby boy #caturday

What my son thinks when I'm talking

This guy is in the Virginia Assembly and is attaching an example of a threat made 2 days before the Minnesota shootings. Separately, one of our local county board members received 2 death threats last week.

Not me, fat shaming my cat, calling him Chonky McPorkbutt #caturday

Mel. Brooks. Is. On. Bluesky. Fuck those op eds, bluesky is the shit.

do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Jesus Christ #caturday

The prodigal son returns (he's still pissed off I'm back in the office every day) #not #caturday

Pretty impressive loaf huh Ma #not #caturday

#3 is going #2 in the other room. #1 looks offended #caturday #onedaylate

I. Require. Food. #caturday

Can anybody remind me what it was I got up to do?