everything they do makes a little more sense if you assume that physical reality is subordinate to Xitter in their minds. The flailing comes when physical reality unexpectedly supersedes content

Imagine if the sports section of this paper ran headlines like “Team Wins”

I really can't state this enough. Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen. Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.

This is one of those things that in another administration couldve been a months long scandal if the media wanted it to be. call it AgentGate. What did Bondi know and when did she know it? Weeks of opinion pieces etc etc.

This just pissed me off even more than the re-handcuffing The notion that these motherfuckers were the ones showing grace, that the women should be appreciative and speak well of the agents, that substandard treatment is conditioned on the women's portraying then as benevolent Fuckin disgusting

whomst amongst us

let 2026 be the year we stop attributing all bad behavior to mental illness. many bad behaviors, including those making headlines lately, stem from feelings of entitlement and resentment that come with privilege. let this be the year we stop punching down and start holding the powerful to account.

beyond despicable.

what'd he do to instigate lol

law has a four thousand year head start on saving lives before medicine even got into the game

Like literally everything GENDER!

it is worth staying off the lists if the lists are small enough to be actionable; it is worth intentionally getting on the lists if the lists are too large to be fit for any purpose whatsoever

Seriously. Like it's impossible to be too impressed with Minnesotans at the moment, just incredible in so many ways

Steven Universe

It’s funny because my actual advice for anyone worried about opsec is “help get aid to home bound families,” because the easiest way to stay off the feds’ radar is simply not follow them, and not do anything they’ve argued is illegal. But weirdly the opsec guys also usually want to be in the action.

Them, but also more directly: 285 people out of 535 could end all this (218 + 67). That fact should not be treated as an "oh they'll never do it" shrug, as if they don't have agency. They should be hammered constantly as traitors and cowards every day they don't.

BREAKING: Fourth Amendment still says the same words I hate everything about these people so much. They think they can try to get away with this cutesy BS but it ain't gonna work forever bitch

If the death squads come, I am pretty sure voicing opposition against the admin on here would warrant the same reaction from them as having attended a protest

minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like

Like seriously, I feel like I see multiple totaled ICE vehicles on the TL every day, it's honestly one of the more surprising aspects to me actually, like are they just randomly crashing into shit, or what

I'm on & off today because I'm doing whistle admin but are clergy just popping up all over Minneapolis in groups to shame folks who aren't acting right?!?

Vance earlier lying about baby skeletons all while the regime's goons are out there targeting children

Is that last one true? I didn't see a Senate vote yet, but maybe I'm playing catch-up (Also blah blah blah I don't care about the technicals of fully re-authorized vs increased or whatever the fuck, you know what I'm saying did they pass a new $$ bill or not)

Nigh-perfect explanation tbh

Skeet of the Day 🥇 #PotatosSkeetOfTheDay

All three people arrested by the feds in connection with the protest at the ICE pastor's church — Nekima Levy-Armstrong, Chauntyll Allen, and William Kelly — have now been ordered released. Judge's order as to the first two: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

(These are all good & important points; not arguing against OP, just related venting) I feel like it all pales in comparison to the basic truth that "the government is acting like a gang" When your house is on fire you do have to worry about rebuilding. But first you focus on putting out the fire!

I doubt it was even hard If this tweet didn't start off by framing it as an obvious lie it would've sounded plausible to me 🤷

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

There should be initially low but escalating incentives to vaccinate that ultimately culminate in removing the kids if the parents still refuse to comply We should keep families together when we can, and y'all know that I don't believe in being punitive, but we can still enforce minimum protections

applying for verification owing to my status as the most notable potato in hill country

I have been ATTACKED

For real in awe of y'all, Minnesota Legends all

love a good party man

Like a detective is gonna go back to his commanding officer "sorry boss I had to let him go there was too much booing and honking" wouldn't be an acceptable answer I imagine

I don't know why or how to explain it, but I have some sort of deep suspicion of Talarico, but yes I very much hope this is what happens Blexas is Lucy with the football, I know, but one time it won't be and it'll be glorious, and there's at least an outside chance this is it

One weird trick to avoid this is to never post something Discover-feed-worthy ☝️

the Edina Police Department has a Contact Us page www.edinamn.gov/directory.aspx

Well of course not, everyone knows it's the blue states that illegals vote in 🙄🙄🙄

the size of your movement dilutes your risk profile. you may have to hide if they can arrest you. if you outnumber them 100:1, exemplary arrests may even be impossible.

When anti-immigration sentiment was at its highest a year ago support for a path to citizenship still polled near 60%. This should be a slam dunk, except no one in Congress wants to see it in negative ads against them

At no point have Trump officials sought to reassure Americans that there will be an impartial investigation of Renee Good's killing that builds confidence with stakeholders on all sides. Nor have officials meaningfully declared that they are willing to take active steps to avert future ICE killings.

You read things like this and you can only hope that when the time comes, if it comes, when it is your community's turn to be tested, that you acquit yourselves half as well.

Pitch-perfect in both cases. We are Democrats, and we actually do care about spending more money on taking care of people and less money on killing people—it’s the baseline for being a Democrat of any stripe—and it’s perfectly reasonable to express those values while denouncing gestapo tactics.

BIDEN WAS STILL BIKING AROUND AND SHIT !!! I AM LOSING MY MIND !!! Don't get me wrong, dude was way too old, that's legit. But being more soft-spoken doesn't make you less healthy lol

i'm beating a dead horse but it's completely fucking absurd that so many in the political media hounded Biden for a year over some stuttering and slurring, meanwhile this man is literally decomposing on camera after stroking out and it's just a shrug

People spend a lot of time likening this regime to Nazis, or to Latin American dictatorships, etc, when the reality is that in true American fashion, we've taken little bits of everything (including our own history, as OP notes) and made our own little stew of shit

I was raised to hate undocumented immigrants, and it's hard to convey to you how much different they make it seem from reality When I was a kid, I thought they were mostly criminals & even being here illegally was considered one of the worst crimes It's totally Unhinged how they make it out to be

yup yup yup generally speaking, the arguments I've had with my family resulting in estrangement were in some sense about politics, but were really much more about religion, the arguments were filled with discussion of Scripture and theology, and I have to suspect I'm not alone

I'm not commenting on OP's ideas, I don't know/care how conservative/not OP is, but "smuggling ideas" surely just refers to things like misleading frames that bring the audience to conclusions they wouldn't normally make, right?