Oldest Spud everyone

you are made out of rats

They felt they could not in good conscience support someone who'd condone atrocities in Palestine, even though her opponent was even worse on the issue I thought that was foolish, but the purity testers & the pragmatic voters will hang together or hang separately so eventually you gotta get over it

disappointing but not surprising share.newsbreak.com/facxcrw4

AI anthropomorphic dog pushing a sports betting app: I been doin this a long time @zomduckie.bsky.social: You were *literally* created a month ago

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

Another absolute banger from the Free Press, and by banger I mean "wants to bang an AI rendering that looks about 14"

The famously close 1984 election where the sitting president couldn’t afford to take any unpopular stances

me, just periodically these days, in response to various world events or to nothing at all:

I would like to know how we can identify the specific persons at CNN who researched, wrote, edited, and approved this and hang it around their necks for the rest of their professional lives.

This is just too amazing!

I guess I'm not rooting for this, but I feel it would be just for God to end humanity

I suppose just imagine what I might say in response to this

While on the stage of the comedy festival who not only told them what they couldn't say they made them sign a contract about it, do I have that right?

At most moments throughout the day, for most people, living under authoritarian rule, it doesn't look much different. But that doesn't make it any less dangerous.

fuck yeah

Everything else aside, all the stuff it's referencing happened during a period when these guys claim that "criminal aliens" were already here, right? Like I've been hearing chuds say that shit since at least the 90s

IMO, if Singal isn't technically violating TOS but you're banning trans people for way less... idk, seems to me more a sign that you need to actually change TOS, not just defend the decision as resting on the flawed TOS Maybe they're doing that & if so great, but alone this isn't a good defense

You can't raid and arrest everyone in an entire apartment building, or even legitimately get a warrant to do that, any more than you could for a whole neighborhood. That would be a general warrant. This is the most specific core the-British-did-it-to-us thing the Fourth Amendment is written to ban.

AMERICA FIRST!

"too"

"Too."

🎶 the best part of waking up, is advil for your flare-up 🎶

Skeet of the Day 🥇 #PotatosSkeetOfTheDay (click through for the context it's so good)

How long must MAGA kick us before we shall all become wide awakes?

when you finally send someone that meme that's just a little too weird for them

i guess one question i have is "is donald trump the president of the united states"

Bottan my goat

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They are just responding to incentives. One way Democrats could alter those incentives is to 1) call out law breaking and, crucially, 2) credibly promise to prosecute it the next time they are in power.

the republican party's secret weapon is that normal people don't believe you if you describe them accurately

Cracks in the dam, ppl. Cracks in the dam.

They have perfectly inverted Christianity Jesus says - My grace is sufficient for you, for power is made perfect in weakness, 2 Cor 12:9 - Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth, Matt 5:5 - as you [helped] one of the least of these brothers and sisters… you did it to me, Matt 25:40

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!

In case y'all missed this from Ted Cruz in a Senate hearing yesterday

shooting Epstein/Trump furry cuck memes in the air to keep the rent down on bsky

Its crazy how the president has taken total control of taxing and spending, completely against the constitutionally established order. King Charles was killed for this kind of shit.

do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”

Note that the contents of the draft memo about stopping leaks … leaked immediately. So off to a great start lol

he is speaking from a podium in a city he invaded with the governor's consent because pritzker told him 'no'

Wipeout! At the park

Only the extreme fringe want transgender for everybody, the mainstream Dem position is transgender for all who want it, often abbreviated 'T4AWWI'

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Is this true that there aren't separate standards for men and women? Like not only is the talking point bullshit, but it also is just factually inaccurate?? (If so, many such cases, I know)

I wanna smack the "Dems can't win a shutdown" people upside their heads, with these tweets engraved on stone tablets

IMO LibreOffice has come a long way over the last decade, to the point where it's actually usable for me now lol IME, there are some things MS Office does better or is more convenient for and some things where the opposite is true Tip: if it feels clunky, use the simple ribbons, fixes it for me

coming right after that pep rally insult session for the generals too lol