girl the closet is made of glass

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 814 CONSERVATIVES: It's different for men. It's in our biology. We're VISUAL—so women have to dress modest or they cause us to sin. Women aren't visual, they need emotional connection to get turned on. WOMEN JUST THERE FOR THE EMOTIONAL CONNECTION:

new fb marketplace nightmare unlocked: the angel wings, weaponized stabbing crow, creepy grin, and folksy maxi dress are haunting me

did i make my own birthday cake? yes because i wanted to and you guys LOOK AT THIS CAKE suck it, Whole Foods

🎉it's my BIIIIRRRRTHDAAAAY! think of me as you shake your ass to "september" by earth, wind, and fire today if ye love me, spot me a coffee using the qr code next to this man's tiddies. thus sayeth the bonky. amen

dear hanna andersson, i want it in my grown-ass size yours in adult whimsey, bonky

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 813 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 812 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing slutty little shorts while working out in public spaces.

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 811 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, THIS IS THE ONLY TUTORIAL ON BLANKET-FOLDING I WILL ACCEPT:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 810 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 809 MEN: Women are always trying to tempt men. I can't even watch television anymore without some cheap woman taking off her clothes to sell something! MEANWHILE, ON MY TV:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 808 EVANGELICALS: Women have long hair because the bible says their hair is glory unto god. Men aren't attracted to women with short hair just like women aren't attracted to men with long hair. *Sexy Jesus has entered the chat*

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 807 CONSERVATIVES: A woman celebrated a win by taking off her soccer jersey and cheering in her sports bra?! Disgusting and immoral! Think of the children! MEN PLAYING SPORTS:

MEN: if you don't marry a toxic man-baby and reproduce you'll become an old cat lady with no man to keep you company WOMEN: that sounds fantastic— we could make a tiny woman-only village! #malelonelinessepidemic

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 806 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, MEN:

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 805 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 804 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

*in a coffee shop in san diego* ME: where are the restrooms? HER: down that hallway, turn right at eric estrada, the women's restroom is right by tom selleck ME: ummm... ok. thanks! YOU. GUYS. 😂

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 803 CONSERVATIVES: Women, buy nipple covers to be modest so no one can tell when your body has a natural physiological reaction to cold. Men can't control their sexual thoughts when your headlights are on. MEANWHILE, MEN SPORTING NIPS THAT CAN CUT GLASS:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 802 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, MEN:

sorry i can't, san diego, i'd rather die

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 801 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

my hot husband testifying for the state legislature is somehow sexy enough to low-key sext about the dirty things i texted next that you're not allowed to see tho

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 800 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces. Visible dick bulge in a public national park is the American Dream™️

men will really just hit up women they mistreated in the past in order to beg for sex and their big contribution is I gOt A fAn #malelonelinessepidemic

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 799 [ female musician poses semi-nude for rolling stone magazine cover ] CONSERVATIVES: why do women always take off their clothes to make up for their lack of talent?? meanwhile, male musicians:

the explanation is simple, my guy: women don't actually reject men for lack of muscle or lack of money. that is a lie shitty men spread to avoid any sort of self reflection or accountability women reject men who are assholes, abusive, or narcissistic man-babies that includes you apparently

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 798 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces. This man's commitment to highlighting his dick bulge at the gym is kind of next level

years ago my friend and I were discussing how the years of our youth were marked by school, not by the calendar year we decided Sept 1st was Nerd New Year our family celebrates Nerd New Year with a school-lunch dinner and gifts of art supplies or new books a fave family tradition!

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 797 CONSERVATIVES: Sit like a lady. Cross your ankles. You need to sit with your knees together or men will get the wrong idea. They'll think you're a slut. MEANWHILE, THAT EFRON BROTHER:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 796 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 795 Evangelicals: Women have long hair because the bible says their hair is glory unto god. Men aren't attracted to women with short hair just like women aren't attracted to men with long hair. *Sexy Jesus has entered the chat*

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 794 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 793 CONSERVATIVES: Women, buy nipple covers to be modest so no one can tell when your body has a natural physiological reaction to cold. Men can't control their sexual thoughts when your headlights are on. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 792 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 791 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 790 CONSERVATIVES: A woman celebrated a win by taking off her soccer jersey and cheering in her sports bra?! Disgusting and immoral! Think of the children! MEN WRESTLING UNIFORMS:

so...not a Trans individual using a public restroom, but a privileged white christian man who yells loudly about "traditional family values"

dean cain hitting that hot light with a slow struggle

just another day of unfvckable human slugs pretending they don't find gorgeous women like ILONA MAHER attractive #ickymenweighin #malelonelinessepidemic

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 789 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces Sweatpants peen for the win 👀

suck it, target! word is a whopping 50% of your buying is overseas products (as compared to the 30% your competitor buys) so the POTUS ass you licked by canceling DEI is the same diapered ass whose tariffs are about to crotch-kick your struggling company i love this for you♥️

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 788 TATE BROS: After age 25 women aren't beautiful anymore. They need to dye their hair and get botox to stay attractive for men. Grey hair is disgusting—don't be an old hag! MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIV!SM pt. 787 CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, AUSTIN BUTLER:

"I think this says something about the state of men in this current year of 2025" the way the SNL audience knew exactly what to say back to Ego Nwodim 💀

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 786 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 785 CONSERVATIVES: Sit like a lady. Cross your ankles. You need to sit with your knees together or men will get the wrong idea. They'll think you're a slut. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 784 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 783 CONSERVATIVES: It's different for men. It's in our biology. We're VISUAL—so women have to dress modest or they make us sin. Women aren't visual, they need emotional connection to get turned on. AUDIENCE OF HOWLING WOMEN THERE FOR EMOTIONAL CONNECTION: