My hydrangeas have never been this huge, for the first time in 20 years, they're so big the squirrels just walk on them and I can't see any of the pots/water features I have back there for the birds. It's been one hell of growing season in Seattle for some reason.

Too bad for Iran and Egypt if they don't like our World Cup Pride celebration in Seattle. Eradicating the LGBTQ+ community there because of their demand for respect of their cultural and religious beliefs, means they must respect ours when they're here. 🌈

Gosh, this new house plant sure smells nice. 😎

Seattle solstice sunset.

Look at this beauty that stopped to say hello. What a stunning solstice day in the PNW.

One good piece of news is that trump won't have a presidential library cause the motherfucker doesn't read. 😂

Glorious sunset hour in the PNW. 📸 No filter.

This is fuckin' bullshit Seattle. 🥵

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's my best girl's bday today. She's 15. Most people don't believe me when they meet her, she is doing remarkably well although she does have some health challenges and the heat is her nemesis. Tomorrow, ice cream!

There's an opportunity for it to be the best 4th of July ever, tremendous, like nothing we've seen before. And it requires copious amounts of cold Champagne. 🤞🏼

I have friends going to the World Cup match here in Seattle on Monday when it's going to be 90 million degrees out. You'd have to pay ME! Also, it's funny that all the tourists will think that's how Seattle is all the time.

What if?? www.msn.com/en-nz/news/o...

Wow it's a pretty sunset in Seattle tonight.

My yard is insane this year. Lived here 20 years and the hydrangeas alone have more blooms and are bigger than ever. They're literally overtaking everything and the squirrels just walk on them! Crazy PNW spring.

Did you guys see that FIFA banned fans from bringing reusable water bottles into all stadiums for the World Cup? In the SUMMER. I swear to fucking god I don't know why anyone would pay to see those games live.

Honesty, is there a more perfect metaphor for this admin than "screw worm"? JFC what's next.

Threads is *once again* full of conspiracy theories about trumps health, how he's had a stroke and is dying. As much as I'd love for this to be true, threads is just twitter for the left on steroids. So bombastic.

80's in Seattle today is hard on my old girl. Trying to keep her cool.

Mindblowingly pretty sunset tonight over the Olympics.

Last night"s PNW sunset.

I'm ready for the west coast to secede. Fuck this shit man.

I want to go back to the days when seeing the American flag didn't make me cringe.

Oh hey buddy, don't drop that mouse on me! 🦉

A prize of $0 will be awarded to the first person who can correctly guess what this is!

What's happening in Orange County right now is truly terrifying. And right next to the Seal Beach wildlife refuge to boot.

I fantasize about the text string madness when he finally kicks it.

It's happy hour at my seedy little diner and the customers have dressed in all their colors!

Word

You know that old saying that "nothing is certain but death and taxes"? I submit we are at the point where only 50% of that is true.

Sweet flowers from my garden today.

This is my dog. This was an epic day. www.fox13seattle.com/news/funny-v...

This cold, blustery Seattle weather means that my hummers are draining feeders 3-4 times per day!

I mean, Seattle, where you can meet a falconer at a tap room on a Thursday. 🦅

For months all we heard about was the PRICE OF EGGS. Now, he doesn't think about Americans and their their financial pain. He is quite literally the biggest sack of shit ever, in the history of ever.

It hasn't really rained in Seattle for a couple of weeks and I woke up sneezing and want to rip my eyes out of my head. I'm ready for some 💧!

It's almost been 2 weeks and my 50+ year old wisteria is still blooming on Mother's Day but it's starting to drop petals which means the 50 week mess is just starting.

Crappy iPhone pic and no filter of the sunset tonight over the Olympics in Seattle.

Sunrise under the wisteria. Scratch-n-sniff!

Breathe. 🐶

Welp time to hang it up, the red wine emoji moved off my recents list. I'm doomed.

My PNW allergies are trying to kill me today man. 🤧

The wisteria on my house, 2 weeks of bliss and 50 weeks of mess.

For years, I've been tired, exhausted, fed the fuck up and occasionally sick to my stomach with worry but today is topping it all. The pit of doom is growing inside me. To all the people out there who said "it will be fine" and "you're over reacting" I salute you with a hearty 🖕🏼.

If only there was scratch-n-sniff for you all. 🌸

Idk I feel like in the first week of May it shouldn't be kissing 80 in Seattle. I'm not ready to flip the switch into watering everyday. That's for July/August ammaright?

People freaking out about the Voting Rights Act today...if only we'd had a document that outlined their plan all along. 🙄 #project2025

You know spring has officially sprung in Seattle when the Gold Finches show up. These images are so hard to get, these birds are so skittish! 🍀

If the secret service and FBI worked as hard to protect trump as they do the Epstein files this would never be an issue.

It's gonna be a banner day in Seattle!