I must ask Nicola Willis if pies are aerodynamic? #nzpol

I had a relative who was very pro cutting the public service. Said it was overbloated, lazy, etc. After the cull had reached 6000, I said "how has your life changed now with 6000 fewer public servants?" "It hasn't" they said. "And how do you think their lives have changed?" "Oh" they said.

Me reading the news

I think the Winston is in Luxons head, forever 😂😂 Sucker #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Have they considered using AI to replace NACT ministers?

In case you were wondering? Your govt despises you. And you, and you. #NationalNotFitToGovern #WorstMinFinEver #nzpol

My mate Ian, a self-confessed rugby corporate guy, thinks the public service cuts are a bit shit too. So even the ‘rugby + corporate’ crowd are saying this is reckless and our public service is already under pressure. You can’t keep hollowing out a city and expect it to thrive. #nzpol

Seymour: we want a smaller govt Also Seymour: can I keep growing my new govt ministry This guy 🤦 #nzpol

🤣 Snap Just unbelievable lack of awareness and empathy

It seems genuinely pretty embarrassing for the government that they're so vague about this technology they're asserting will deliver savings and efficiencies. But it's also totally reflective of the way AI is promoted. It's modern snake oil.

Baxter Harris would have been a better President.

When is the plague due?

If retail is worried about the poor ongoing sales well they haven't seen anything like the decimated future sales in Wellington My wallet has closed because even I am worried about my employment. #nzpol

Great to know Luxon and Willis are right behind Wellington. Well with a big fucking knife in our back. #nzpol

If you think Wellingtons hospo scene is in the shit now, you haven't seen anything yet. #incompetentwillis #nzpol

How to suck the life out of your countries capital city. Step 1: Vote in the Luxon Coalition parties Step 2: Install an incompetent finance minister Step 3: Complain and moan about the wāhine Mayor #nzpol

Is it just my pettiness speaking, or does every politician babbling about "unleashing AI" give off the energy of someone who is not terribly bright, really lazy and doesn't even have work friends?

Would it be better if Luxon and Co just launched a trebuchet full of shit at Wellington Public service cuts, again. A Temu ferry service between the 2 islands Wanting a tunnel to get to the Wellington Koru club quickly #nzpol

Buck Rogers introducing Twiki the robot to Nicola Willis. #nzpol

She's sold off the knife and fork to increase pie eating efficiency. And of course, who needs a knife and fork if you never had any intention of sharing the pie? May she spend eternity eating pies that have done 24 hours in the warmer sat on a bench in Johnsonville Mall.

Explaining that not all 63 657 public service employees work in Wellington, but that, as 42.6% of them do, significant job cuts will still fuck Wellington. That's the same Wellington that is already fucked by previous cuts.

Hopefully booted out forever Snapchat Seymour on form again. #nzpol David Seymour booted from the House after clash with Speaker | RNZ News share.google/g5p1xTz7InPI...

Replace Willis and Goldsmith with robots and we could save the country #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Nicola Willis eating her fair share of the pie. Anything left for us, yeah nah. #nzpol

How about we take our pie back off the rich

We are trying to get young and old to play sports for their well-being and health and then the WCC craps on all the sports players. Its not just the cost of playing. Its the transport costs, the playing instead of earning a wage. www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/welli...

I am drinking wine and eating chocolate and frankly I blame the government. Honestly every day I think they couldn’t be more cuntish and then they come out with some new shit to fuck over people’s lives.

Dammit. Someone reprogram it to hit this address: National Party HQ 41 Pipitea Street, Thorndon, Wellington #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

That is a loss of about $300 million in take home wages for Wellington public servants, enough to support another thousand jobs or so in the private sector... and those losses will compound with other spending cuts and on we'll go - doom loop economic strategy. [Ends]

Putting aside the heartbreak i'm feeling - this is a plan that will not work. This is why it would be quite a good strategy not to be at war with your public service. They got rid of pay parity & now this & none of it has or will work. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

WCC sent an email this afternoon about some Metlink bus route changes/ upgrades planned for Wellington and I think why should we bother. If you take that many people out of the public service who is going to ride the buses.

It really is quite remarkable how far the NZD has dropped against the AUD - as the economic vandalism of Willis & Luxon has become more apparent it just keeps falling. #nzpol

Me, when the govt cuts public sector jobs and the economy gets worse so they decide to cut more public sector jobs:

The guys who are the “good economic managers” did this

#Seymour: #Zionist #AtlasNetwork #sexualdeviant? Parent calls for guidelines after David Seymour's historic #Snapchat messages to 14 year old teen daughter: #nzpol #ACT #condoms www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...

Willis’ speech comparing our number of govt departments to Aussie is missing a major key point that Aussie has federal depts, and each state has its own set of depts that run things at a state level. Then there are the local governments. Hardly a relevant comparison.

"In any other job, if you sexually harassed a colleague by sending emails full of unsubstantiated sexual rumours, you'd expect to be fired. Instead, incoming Mayor Andrew Little appointed Ray Chung to the chair of an influential committee..."😡 ...which didn't end well.😒 #nzpol

Nicola Willis is a list only MP to enable her to punch down on Wellington workers - until we make her unemployed in November and have the last laugh.✊️ #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

The government also seems to have ignored the reduction in tax take from all the people whose incomes have disappeared.

And to think after all this National Party news about firing everyone that it's only FUCKING TUESDAY 🤦 Its so depressing knowing people will lose their jobs, possibly houses over more money in the landlords Mercedes fuel tank speeding down a 4 billion dollar road

This clown couldn't balance a teaspoon on her finger much less 'the books'. You'd expect someone with a degree in Eng Lit to an understanding of the meaning of words in common usage e.g. couldn't, balance, books, resign

The president of the United States went to war to make money on the stock market and in doing so fucked the world economy for billions of people. Media says nothing. World leaders say nothing. No guillotines built. No articles of impeachment filed. What the fuck are we doing here people?

Cutting the public service back to "the traditional 1% of the population" is going to be really tricky as people continue to flee to Australia. #nzpol

I think we should Consider sacking all of the current govt and replacing them with AI. #nzpol

And minus 9000 jobs= hello Australia

Is that the pie from American Pie?

When John Key sold 1000 state homes, it made headlines & sparked debate Now Chris Bishop has cancelled 3500 builds & selling 900 #houses in what's been called a private developers' lolly scramble, it's hardly making a splash How #NZ has changed! #nzpol #homeless #poor newsroom.co.nz/2025/04/01/g...

Hey if you are financially struggling dont keep it hidden, reach out to your family/ friends, early My accounting teacher told the class that if you are talking and helping people with money issues you will never be rich but a good person with money

The govt *says* it's wrecking the public service to save money. They aren't. Between redundancies and all the other costs involved, it won't save money. What they want to do is smash the publish service to pulp and then use the consequences (poor service) to justify cutting further. #nzpol

One week: lets buy back the BNZ Next week: lets get rid of 9000 jobs 🤦 #nzpol