WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE FUCKING FUEL TO PUT THERE

Sam Smith Stuff: On the issue of the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, Trump said it will "open up naturally," as Iran "will want to sell oil" because "that is all they have."

After all the Luxon changes is National back on track #nzpol

When asked if he wanted to lose those roles, Bishop said: “I serve at the pleasure of the Prime Minister. Arrrrrrr, what pleasure Chris? #nzpol

Because soon we won’t have watts; just brown-outs

Simeon Brown as energy minister you have to be fricken joking. Remember this and his failure to respond

NZME's Audrey Young is a big fan of Simeon Brown, of course, but also praises Paul Goldsmith as a "high-performing minister". This would be the Goldsmith who unlawfully appointed the Human Rights Commissioner and Race Relations Commissioner. Man, if you're a white man in a blue suit, eh.

Yeah, it’s interesting that they keep on saying there’s plenty of fuel, we won’t run out….but they avoid the fact that most people cannot run a vehicle when fuel is nudging $4/litre. We can have all the fuel in the world, but pointless if you can’t afford it (see also butter, mince etc etc)

but also how could they take energy from watts, that's criminal

Right wing culture warrior Simeon Brown as minister for energy. Now we're really screwed.

When are they creating the Minister for Foxton. The Minister for Te Awamatu #nzpol

Does it feel surreal that the US is bombing and killing many people in Iran but sending a space rocket to the moon🤦 #priorities #jfc

Just looking through some of the supplier updates about price rises. I am sure all the National MPs can afford this rise but most of us cannot. When are we kicking them out of the government? #nzpol

it's difficult to overstate how dramatically the scientific climate has changed in new zealand in the last 3-4 years I've previously referred publicly to our science policy as 'batshit' and to our prime minister as 'an idiot' for overseeing it this report is solid evidence for that word choice

new zealand's 47-page govt report on science, out today, uses the terms "basic science", "discovery science", and "fundamental science" zero times "curiosity-driven research" appears only in regard to cutting it a foolish report released on April Fool's Day www.mbie.govt.nz/assets/repor...

The Gov cutting 391 MPI staff in 2024 is in no way related.. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Welcome to New Zealand's normal day with the bankers, insurance companies and energy companies partly owned by the government. Yep our govt part owns (majority) the big power generators but they decided to increase power rates while everyone is struggling 🤦

This is an attack on a Republican country that failed to gain any popularity. Starting with the girls school and many others, the US and Israel bombed and killed so many innocent people for absolutely nothing. I look forward to seeing Trumps name at the Hague. www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...

With all due respect will you please get in the fucking sea you smarmy bastard. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Went to the grocery store this morning and just buying a bit extra has pushed the grocery bill to a crazy place. I have no idea what this govt is expecting is gonna happen. Nicola Willis was once again harping on about working parents sounding completely ridiculous.

Another reset by Christopher Luxon #nzpol

If we replaced the PM with ChatGPT would anyone notice

🚨 CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION CASE JUST EXPLODED — “KILL SHOT” BULLET DOES NOT MATCH TYLER ROBINSON’S RIFLE Everyone said something felt off. They were right. A new court filing claims the ATF couldn’t tie the fatal bullet to the rifle linked to Tyler Robinson. Read that again.

Some of these leaders paid millions , maybe billions to join Trumps cult and now they are getting bombed. I dont think karma is the right word, maybe it is, but why would you associate yourself with a felon.

And to think the crisis is only just starting, at this rate most nat mps will be working from home .. gardening.. ACT up, Greens down, is insane in the current climate.. #nzpol

The NZ government are so desperate to disparage the previous government's response to a global crisis - universally praised as amongst the best in the world - that they "busy" putting together a response to a different global crisis that will be universally recognised as amongst the worst. #nzpol

How's the Board of Peace going right now

Every day I expect to see Ashton Kutcher pop around the corner and shout at the team of 5 million Haha you suckers you have been punkd thinking Luxon was an actual prime minister #nzpol

Luxon: Yeah, hey its your Prime Minister here, Christopher. Just like to give you some updates about the war. Also to mention that I have opened up a stadium and we have billions of litres of oil. Helen: Hey honey who was that Mike: A spam call from a fake PM

Willis hates Luxon New Zealand hates Willis Bishop thinks he's the smartest And we end up being run by Peters

That deflating moment in the National Party when they realise they haven’t picked another John Key, they’ve just picked another guy in a suit and open neck shirt

Imagine being Luxon reshuffling your MPs and looking around and seeing MPs with a large housing portfolio than you, a MP after a few drinks abuses people and a MP that used a bedleg on a defenceless woman Fuck I would resign. How embarrassing #nzpol

I have written a few words Copied and pasted a few words from my mate Dave. Chris Luxon

Imagine being a hardened National MP and sitting in a cabinet meeting opposite Winston and Seymour. Imagine being a long time MP shoved to the side because of Winston and Seymour What an awful experience. I would purposely fart as I left the room. #nzpol

Is it me or do we have some really stupid Coalition MPs waving the white flag already with this fuel Middle East issue As Luxon and Co. get into their chauffeur driven cars and wave out to all the paupers. #nzpol

Problem with National is ACT and NZF have already burnt the life rafts so they are all pretty well stuffed. #nzpol

Luxon is doing nothing #nzpol

Change the whole team, these lads spend hours getting to NZ, let them have a go. #allwhites

Every time I look at that Kharg Island I think of Iwo Jima. It is Iran's territory and they will fight any foreign aggressor.

Does Luxon think the "E" on a fuel gauge means "E for enough"

Was that really a second yellow card. It's a bloody friendly😔

My grand theory of how the National Party sucks at governing is that because they think they are just naturally better at it, the only thing they feel they need to put effort into is differentiating themselves from the previous govt. If they do that, the results will take care of themselves

Even Wayne Brown gets it. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

'what was the estimated cost to GDP of the cook strait ferries being out of service between dates x and y' might be an interesting written q to ministers

Cornered by some young people outside the supermarket, you know those charity muggers who don't take "No thank you" for an answer? I really wish they were trained to take no for an answer instead of me having to say "Look, I said No thank you, and I mean No thank you".

#NZPol #NZPOLMEME #NZPolMemes #NZ

Stop scrolling. Two characters who bring you happiness.

simon no watts 🙂

Over 20,000 construction jobs now lost since National came into power Construction is NZ's 4th largest industry accounting for 8% of our GDP, dwarfing obsolete minor industries like mining