A member of the government comes clean. The idea Starmer has ‘kept Britain out of this illegal war’ has been a lie.

When is the cyclone meant to hit?

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

So just fyi drugs made in Aotearoa www.medsafe.govt.nz/regulatory/l...

JFC, it’s going to be BIGGER than cyclone Gabrielle 😔😱😔 Stay safe my friends. Xxxx #CycloneVaianu #NZ

There is no McTry.

Hell, I knew they were smart but damn! 😄 you go lady octopus! 🐙

So someone is going to help with my possum problem. Paying them in possums which seems fair

100% normal presidential behaviour

Thousands of litres of diesel stolen from Marton business

It’s really about national priorities … China spent its efforts inventing high speed EV battery charging, whilst the US spent the same effort inventing enshitification 🤷 #nzpol

Absolutely reprehensible attitude from Dunedin City Councillor "many homeless people were not prioritising their spending wisely" Anyone who punches down deserves to be fucking ridiculed.

Iran shoudl have asked for release of ALL the Epstien files

NZ families are already starving and, with electricity companies continually raising prices to feed avaricious shareholders, we can add freezing too. #nzpol But don’t worry, live in a cupboard next to the stove with a hot water bottle strapped to your back to keep warm says Susan Edmunds. 1/n

That’s Smee in the corner

Every stressed person on this website trying to cope, pounding a desk and screaming like J. Jonah Jameson: GET ME MORE PICTURES OF THE MOON!!!

I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere!

Just realised that as a medical professional I may have different expectations of kits than others. Some great suggestions though

So cookie monster is in fashion??

People seem a bit on edge here today. Shrugs

Slavery was actually pretty awesome. Sure, people were beaten a lot and couldn’t leave, but it was all worth it for a night at the theater.

Sky News: While Trump, the so-called leader of the free world, sits rage-posting on SM like a man screaming into a void, France, Japan, Philippines, & UK are quietly, methodically cutting deals with Iran. The world has moved on & US Mainstream Media is not covering a bit of this. #sheshed

When I get a new follower

It's almost like the govt is more interested in making sure we keep driving than doing something that would save fuel. I wonder why?

Relevant to our interests in Aotearoa. #nzpol

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head

thread :)

the time has come to send elon to the strait of hormuz

"My dog keeps pissing on the carpet, perhaps he is aware of and self-consciously trying to subvert Erving Goffman's dramaturgical theory of self-presentation."

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Some observations. Used petrol car prices have dropped quite a bit Apparently it's easier to get a plastic surgery consult right now because luxury spending is down

Any recommendations on first aid kits. Want a good one for car. Often the bought ones are full of useless crap

My brain simply didn't brain today. Came home from work early, had a cry and a nap. I have 2 massive peices of work to do

This is just so corrupt on every conceivable level. There is no excusing it. These people are The Shittiest Gangsters and we need to throw them in jail for the rest of their lives.

🧵 A few things a responsible NZ government might do: - Formally distance itself from US foreign policy - Remove the FBI office in Wellington - Leave Five Eyes - Pay essential workers much more - Meaningfully tackle homelessness, child poverty - Custodial sentences for all domestic violence #nzpol

Congress is completely useless at this point.

Yes but Chevron alone among the fossil monsters with $149 billion revenues (2020-2021, below) paid tax in Australia! $30.00

Yeah man, because nobody ceased firing. Fucking goldfish reporting.

It me

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

NEW: Trump accepted $37m worth of donated steel for his WH ballroom project from the Luxembourg-based company ArcelorMittal. Days later, the WH made adjustments to Trump's tariffs that could benefit ArcelorMittal.

#BetterWorkStories "Do you think you could use that as a fake perineum?"

#nzpol Just checked the cost of some kiwi staples at the supermarket. The latest price increases are outrageous. 👀🚨 Someone in the media really should ask Luxon how much he now spends at the supermarket for his snacks because $60 isn't going to get him much these days.

From the Guardian