NEW: Chris Bishop used housing money to fund a bridge in his electorate his own Govt had killed off. Officials were against the move and Labour say he shouldn’t have been anywhere near the decision. www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...

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THREAD. The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside. 1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.

@aliheritage.bsky.social the man man has his digger out again. Uprooting trees. Asrrgghh

My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.

My unique oldest daughter is hunting for flatmates but no weirdos....

Nicely put.

Slipped in a record store

Taxidermy Auction live.proctorauctions.co.nz

Some fellow bskyers got subjected to my presence today and even got your seecan unfortunate photo of me hugging a tree

As long as he doesn't get mowed down by the political machine or clash with Ayesha

Holy shit. In shift, Trump says House should vote to release Epstein files www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

Two Otago studies examining the experience of imprisoned and recently released Māori have led researchers to believe the Government is breaching their rights. They found Māori were consistently undercounted while in prison, and had unmet needs in primary care services after release. Read more here ⬇️

My top 5 movie genres: 1. Historic biopic that isn't horribly inaccurate 2. Folk Horror 3. Deep moody slice of life where not much happens 4. Epic moody scenery and amazing soundtrack.. some story or not 5. What the fuck was that??

Hey, hey it’s Monday that great day of the week when we celebrate all the small to big wins with everything in between. Mine is our roses have come out, I love to look at them & for those that know my kid loves a weird cake theme & she has chosen a monstrosity (pictured). What’s yours?

Drop 3! 🇵🇸Watermelon mugs made in a community pottery studio in Tāmaki Makaurau. 100% of proceeds go to @welcomeback_slowfashion 's mutual aid fund, sending aid to families in Gaza and together we have raised >$2000 so far 🍉DM to choose your mug and make a donation

Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.

Anyone know NZ artists who do wood block prints or similar

Who wants to see something completely fucking ridiculous? Unedited, straight off the camera, 1 second, f1.8, untouched.

Far-Right: self-proclaimed Nazis are fighting with the people trying to protect pedophiles. Far-Left: people fighting for universal healthcare to protect people from the Republicans’ healthcare cuts. Centrists: These are equally bad and offensive to me.

Elizabeth Holmes deserves so much worse. She was only ever convicted of defrauding her investors even though she also defrauded thousands of patients.

Looking from the outside, it is incredible just how childish and stupid the entire American government has become in around 10 months. Remarkable really. Childish, stupid, and evil, the American dream?

… in which Smithers explains why Springfield loves Mr Burns. #nzpol #lolibertarians

With alt-text. Alan Dershowitz dictating a legal statement for Virginia Giuffre to deliver, saying that she was mistaken in believing that she'd had sex with Dershowitz. In case you were wondering why he's been so loud this week about "actually it's not technically pedophilia".

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Every decade, we hear "the kids can't read or write!" Interventions that don't work are proposed. Those that do work are ignored: reducing class sizes, making kids & families feel safe at school and welcome, becoming a community resource. When their expensive reform fails, they yell at us again.

I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

VINE IS COMING BACK VINE IS COMING BACK AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO ALLOW AI GENERATED CONTENT Absolutely NOTHING else happened in the news today. Not a thing. This day will always be remembered as the day we found out Vine is coming back.

Peter Thiel is in the Epstein emails, enjoying himself. Peter Thiel is an overt, convinced, outspoken Nazi. Peter Thiel's company is being paid by the UK government to crawl all over YOUR personal data. Oswald Mosley's grandson runs his UK operation. You can't make it up.

WTAF

There is not a circle of hell deep enough for these men, their masters.

Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell

Ruapuke Island is on the map!

Riding in on their hate-fueld hobbyhorse to save Princess Plunkett? What a farce.

Now that's rock n roll

Today it feels like there is too much information.

me eyeballing my apartment to see if I can squeeze in a wafer-thin 11 foot shark

If you see this post a bird

Current status

Just said to my family, "I'm not going to go all Bateman on you, but this album is incredible"

I have a 2006 baby SUV with ~220000km on it. Upgrade or fix up??

Fuck Israel for everything they do. Absolutely cruel evil people they are

Friday night reduced to clear wine www.thehuntinglodge.com/product-page...

Right! New day tomorrow! Clear mind, open heart. Let’s make something good happen. Night all! 💪🏼❤️✌🏼

This govt ignores anything that doesn't fit its own, personal, agendas.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.