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Michelin star simping eating pavlova on a mountain top family pajama party Christmas photo posting arse government

A fun question. In 5 years time, what looks better? The US’s enormous bet & capex on AI? Or China’s equally enormous bet and capex on renewables?

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Fucking ridiculous. This isn’t fucking Disney World. Get a fucking grip Bluesky.

The truth is the mark up on drinks is always more substantial than the mark up on food, that is how the majority make money - get them in the door with the door milk them with the drinks

Have Nats forgotten how serco's running of Mt Eden prison ended in disgrace when it came out they'd been running fight clubs with the prisoners? Because I doubt the media have forgotten #NZPol

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679 #secretsantaaonz

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kind of wild just how much of modern day living is millions of people saying “we don’t want this, it’s dumb, bad, and evil” and then like 10 dudes going “lol too bad” and then they get their way

New Zealand would like to be normal too, please. #nzpol

🏏🇳🇿 This is a fantastic series. WI and NZ are so closely matched in T20. Genuinely exciting games.

That one felt like it was ramping up. Glad it stopped at 5.1

#eqnz 5.1 M and 15 km west of Pōneke. But 47 km deep? That’s a deep one. www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/2...

#eqnz holy shit that was a biggy!

Hey remember when Tamatha Paul said that there were good reasons a lot of people don't trust the police, and then the dipshit Labour Party leader attacked her for daring to impugn the honor of New Zealand cops?

typical MSM news Crossing live now to our Prime Minister. "squeal, squawk, hoot, hoot, scream, growl" And there you have it, all our questions have been answered, remember to vote for National. #nzpol

Bluesky rn

Superb T20I, that. Looked like the Windies were going to humiliate NZ, then Mitchell Santner played one of the knocks of his life—but couldn’t quite do it! Romario Shepherd’s fours off the last two balls of the Windies’ innings were all the difference in the end. Well deserved win for the visitors!

A reminder for New Zealand, that National is very anti urban and has been since its inception in 1936

Why we have Guy Fawkes at all in Aotearoa is a bizarre historic mystery.

Honestly. If Labour want to win 80% of the vote next year, the election needs to be in the first few days of November and their core policy needs to be “we’ll ban fireworks”.

Fuck you fireworks… I’m already struggling to get the 7yo to sleep without you going off outside?!

This is how it looked on the ballot. Clear and easy to understand.

I want a zingy socialist Labour teaming up with the zesty socialist Greens.

Quick, somebody tell David Seymour. A US state not that much bigger than New Zealand has voted to tax high earners to fully fund school meals for ALL students. #nzpol

Can we replace hipkins with this guy?

So good:

It doesn't get said enough that Nats have built just 45 State houses since coming into government, no one is being housed in your ghost houses Bishop and now you want to hunt people off the streets? Where worse can you send them, the sewers where you slither? #NZPol

Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat

The capitalists who think the market is more important than the environment will be surprised when the collapse of environment renders the existence of the market null and void

And their attitude - smash stuff under urgency, because we won't be in charge anymore - just highlights the need for an #OmnibusRepealBill to undo the damage. Nothing this illegitimate regime has done can be allowed to stand. Revert it all on day one.

The regime knows they are going to lose the next election, so they're just spite-legislating now, smashing stuff and wrecking shit on their way out. The faster we are rid of them, the better.

Dick Cheney died doing what he loved most- ending a human life

More shitfuckery from our cuntlords in parliament

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Fucking LOL. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator

Specifically to the fuckers setting them off at 2am this morning. a.) Fuck you b.) Ban firework sales to the general public.

"The latest estimates puts just 17 roads in the range of $44 - $54 billion." And Nicola Noboats scrapped the two iRex ferries and port infrastructure,costing approx NZ$4 billion - 10% of the rising roads blowout. These"genuises"in National couldnt run a corner Dairy. www.rnz.co.nz/news/thedeta...

I did it, whanau. I bought some prescription sunglasses. And now I can read my watch when I’m outside.

Fucking ban firework sales to the general public already. FFS. #nzpol

More on this. Surf Lifesaving knew about his parties. Yet no one seems interested in pulling them up?

remember when the former president of the act party got more child rape charges and the story just kinda... disappeared again?

I asked orthopedist about arthritis in my thumbs: Doc [examining]: Does that hurt? Me: Like a motherfucker. D: Yeah, thumbs go first. You're getting old. Getting old sucks. M: That's a hell of thing to say. D: (looking at me quizzically): It doesn't end well, John. Didn't anybody tell you? 1/2

"I've had racist liars call me to moan about something that doesn't happen, therefore every child in new zealand will be made more ignorant by my racist, anti-learning idiocy" Fuck david seymour. Fuck every single act supporter. They are all without value.

The schadenfreude is just DELICIOUS. In situations like these I like to say 'hung like a rogue cashew'.

Fuck that. Republic now. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

It’s close. You don’t need a visa to start working and you can fly to visit the relatives back home for reasonably cheap and reasonably frequently. I used to commute to Australia for work. The money is better and so is the weather. There’s plenty of downsides too, but those are the upsides.