I don’t mean to brag but I’m a lot more trouble than I’m worth.

Norma liked the beach but could do without the surfers and crotch goblins. She very enjoyed the pats from old ladies. #normageddon

So SImeon is the miniature of Health as well as Energy now? Hope the Campaign Chair role has a booster/cushion. Ugh #nzpol

The only tools Ford Rangers carry, are their drivers.

I feel bad when my prices for custom work scare people off, but I have 10 years of experience and very high operating costs…like, I’m worth it AND I’m still struggling to keep the biz afloat so I can’t really bargain with you, sorry 🙃

I um…I just had AI take my drive-thru order. I feel violated.i did not consent to that.

How Christian were you being when you were in a hotel room having a wank on the public's credit card there Shane? Fuck off with your "holiest of days" virtue signaling bullshit. #nzpol

We absolutely deserve better than this current government. #nzpol

If someone from Dunedin is spending upwards of a grand to see Robbie Williams in Christchurch..that's over a grand they won't be spending in Dunedin. It's. Not. New. Money. In. The. NZ. Economy.

I’m struggling to see how having New Zealanders spending money on shit international acts with Ticketmaster, who take the profits offshore, helps New Zealand? Plus the money out of the public purse to bribe them to come here in the first place. Money on gigs, is money from local business. #nzpol

You know what will be timely and targeted Nicola? The fucking election. #nzpol

"Letting them..." "allowing them.." Fuck off dick. The world doesn't need your permission for fucking anything. Get over yourselves.

Get fucked Seymour. That is all.

This rehashing the Covid response is doing nothing to solve the current fuel crisis. Yet, with zero sense of irony, Seymour is actually politically grandstanding, while telling us we shouldn't be politically grandstanding. #nzpol

The time for urgency was...a month ago #nzpol

There seem to be a lot of people forgetting that diesel vehicles also have Road User Charges tacked on top of the price at the pump.

Nice to see that despite a global fuel crisis, Tesla is down nearly 3%

Cutting fuel lines now. And so it begins #nzpol

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

“My job is CEO” The Prime Minister of New Zealand, Christopher Luxon. March 30 2026 #nzpol

Life took a turn for the worse when we stopped making after school specials so we didn’t grow up to be cunts.

Subscriber article, but the more I read about this guy, the more I think he's out to do nefarious shit. Left as a baby, returned last year, but claims he loves the city and it's his friend? #nzpol #dunedinpol

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Yeah the govt are going to have to fukn define "economically important" services there. Cos if it's Uber drivers being higher up than electricians, I have some fukn thoughts. #nzpol

strangers singing running up that hill with each other are very important youtu.be/TxWKjv_mc2Q?...

It’s not really a deadline if it keeps getting extended is it. #taco

NZ First stopped diesel reserves for #NZ in 2024

Good to see Luxo opening an empty stadium for a photo-op. Watching Dan Carter play kickyball is a very productive use of his time. Not like there's anything else going on at present. #nzpol

Filched from Reddit Alert level 1: - Do nothing Alert level 2: - Do nothing Alert level 3: - Straight to level 4 as we did nothing in level 1 & 2 Alert level 4: - Hunger games #nzpol

I dunno. Maybe some “theft as a servant” and fraud charges might be motivation?

Wind coming from a completely new direction in Dunedin. I’m all discombobulated

Just a quick note to establish that this was a Christian priest, not a trans person. I see a craaaazy pattern. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

A question every journalist should be following up with: "From what date will you stop blaming the previous government"

A.I. stands for Artificial Information

Except we’re paying more than $2.5 billion because the financially illiterate Willis decided it’s better to pay more over 15 years than up front.

It would be pretty funny if no one did their taxes That’s all I’m saying

Oh yes please, I'd much rather wait another two days to start forward business planning. #nzpol

He does actually have to disclose it.

Eloquently put 😏 #nzpol #onetermgovernment www.emilywrites.co.nz/so-brooke-va...

Nicola Willis isn't just cheerfully sticking the boot in (once again) to beneficiaries, she's hurting essential workers without dependent children, many on poverty wages, who can't opt for pt. All of these people matter. We are in this together despite Willis not agreeing with that. #nzpol

"But what I would say to them is we are doing what we can do responsibly, protecting you now, but also protecting the economic future that you and your kids are depending on us for… " Says the woman who opted to pay triple the cost over 15 years for the LNG terminal #nzpol

Being that it's "targeted", they'll be checking car registration and driver licensing right? Cos paying it out to people who don't drive or own a car...well they don't deserve that entitlement right? Right? #nzpol

"Working families who cannot easily avoid higher fuel costs.." Ah right. Cos I don't have kids, I have a special cheaper gas pump to use. Is that right Nicola? Fuck yourself #nzpol

As I was saying... #nzpol

Apparently people without kids don't use petrol. #nzpol