Norma is 5 today. Doesn't look a day over 4. #normageddon #greyhound #sighthound #speednoodle

My DM'S are mostly wellness checks.

here's today's post: "what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?" — who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

“I think this is all got to do with simply trying to defend my country. Keep New Zealand New Zealand with the mass immigration." I’d say it’s everything to do with it you fukn psychopath

Anything to absolve parents of actually taking responsibility for their children I guess

If you're in Dunedin on Friday 17 July, come along and hear me talk about how to vandalise Wikipedia.* Guaranteed amusing anecdotes, but also educational. And it's pay-what-you-want. *It would be nice if you did not actually vandalise Wikipedia. scifest.org.nz/programme/ho...

"One person had died, a woman, at a Wellington castle-like mansion after drinking GHB from a bottle, her friend earlier told RNZ." Uh...GHB should be dosed with eyedroppers at worst (medical grade syringes preferred for absolute control) in a very measured amount of mixer. Talk about misadventure

Americans have no legs to stand on when it comes to making fun of how they think Australians say the words “oh no” when they pronounce the name ‘Craig’ the way they do.

Unfortunate headline placement

The fuck is Seymour on about "Opus Dei"? #nzpol

that's great. where do you stand on your party leader's unequivocal opposition to a wealth tax ?

Found this wee chappie floating in the harbour. Cleaned him up, washed him, hair dried & brushed, posted on the local FB community boards. I need to get Tigger reunited with his wee human. Ōtepoti Dunedin

These people are performing for grass.

Better headline would be; “Will Chris Hipkins learn from Keir Starmer’s downfall?” I think we all know the answer to that one. #nzpol

The orange guy saying it's "vandalism" that fucked up the Reflecting Pool, and not an incompetent contractor, means he can claim insurance and pay the guy again (2 kickbacks)

“It’ll help their tenants save on power bills” “So landlords can jack the rent up” #nzpol

When I switched email providers, a few people asked, “what if someone needs to get in touch with you and they only have your old email?” My brother in Christ if an email account I created 20 years ago is your only method of reaching me I promise you it is because I never want to hear from you again

“If there weren’t any billionaires nobody would have a jobs” Dude, the billionaires are selling you fucking robots to take your jobs. 🤷‍♀️ #nzpol #NZ

"I've voted left and right" Greens? Yes ACT? No NZ first? No Nats? Can't remember Labour? No So where was the vote for the right? TOP was it? #nzpol

You can't remember if you've voted for National in the past? Fuck outta here.

"We're in the middle" Yeah, until you get a taste for capitalism. I absolutely don't trust TOP and haven't forgotten they were started by the guy that wanted to cull domestic cats and made millions enshittifying Trademe. #nzpol

Being that Hipkins polling at a pathetic 16%, isn’t enough for Labour to roll him, is just one of the many many reasons @greens.org.nz are going hand them their arses come November. #nzpol

Of course Hipkins disagrees with @greens.org.nz tax policies. He’s basically Luxon without the corporate sponsorship. #nzpol

BREAKING RNZ reporter wildly misreports $$ value as "min" (is that for MINUTES!?") instead of "m" while attempting to cover tax policy Hours later & it still hasn't been fixed RNZ, as an entire organisation, CLEARLY isn't fit to report on politics let alone *tax policy* given this HORRIFIC error

Sums it up nicely

Yes Seymour, you've passed more legislation because you've been dodgy cunts ignoring select committees, hidden lobbying, flat out lied to voters,and made dodgy backroom deals under the guise of "cOaLiTIoN aGrEEmEnT" while pushing shit through under "urgency". #nzpol

At least Seymour is against it. First time I’ve ever agreed with him.

If they’re forcing 6% KiwiSaver contributions (effectively 12% with employer), are they cutting fucking boomer pensions by the same? Being that they didn’t contribute shit way back when. #nzpol

Their campaign seems to just be "Lie about and blame Labour" #nzpol

Remember when a night out used to be an enjoyable experience, and not an exercise in finance management?

Is he trying to lose the election?

Fukn Shane Porno Jones still calling himself “matua”. So out of touch he thinks it’s a name he can just give himself. #nzpol

What happened 3 years ago? Anyone? Anyone? #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

When they said “I feel like Obama speaks down to me” they really meant “the Black man talks like he’s my equal”

I regret to inform you that this sentient douchebag* has an account here now. Mute, block or ignore as you see fit. *or someone posting as him & linking to his other platforms

Shell gaslighting the fuck out of New Zealanders. "Ah it can take some time for the global oil prices to flow through and affect gas prices here" Yeah well you put prices up day fukn one you lying cunts.

And if he says $300b is fake, it's because it's more like $500b

I’ve seen toddlers brain themselves on pavements and cry less than these Iranians tripping on fukn grass. #fifaworldcup

Imagine if electricity gentailers had to list their shareholders and dividend payments on the back of every power bill. #nzpol

I spent some time looking at stopping-violence programmes and concerns within the sector about what’s working v what’s not, and whose voice is missing.

So Israel have also agreed to this "deal"? And how much of the $300b that Iran are getting is coming out of Netanyahu's pocket? None you say? Art of the deal indeed.

The only good thing @andrewlittlenz.bsky.social will be remembered for, is stepping aside for Jacinda. #nzpol

Good to see B-Sky isn't immune to the bot/AI accounts problem. They'll like 3 random posts and nothing else Not sure what the end goal for them is..

I see your group dm chats and raise you my unpopularity

Cartoon by @stevesack.bsky.social

Are the children......part of the prize purse?

Gulls getting some sun