As we’ve just seen with the NZ Police, and with countless other male perpetrators here, this is not limited to the U.S. #nzpol #AoNZ

Oh yeah more immigration should 100% fix the superannuation problem. It’s not like immigrants bring pension aged in-laws/parents with them. It’ll surely fix the high unemployment too. They’re well known for employing kiwis and not family/other immigrants. #nzpol

He’s going to start a war isn’t he..

Release the Trump files.

Welcome to another episode of “Am I dying or is this just what being old feels like?”

We’re looking at it backwards. Trump isn’t in the Epstein files. Epstein is in the Trump files.

Once again: It's not an epidemic of loneliness. It's an epidemic of fucking CONSEQUENCES.

If you think that Dems are solely responsible for the Epstein emails release today, hate to break it to you but... Guaranteed the GOP have a hand in this all trickling out, despite their performative protestations. They get none of the blame and ire from the orange guy, but it's out there now.

This only applies in Reno

And seeing how they “write”, them loving AI all of a sudden makes so much sense. They’re literally morons.

One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.

So now that Valve have shown they can release 3 things… #justsaying

My only thought on this AI Billboard topping song, is that the record company should be distributing all revenue to every artist whose music was used to train the model that produced it.

“A few bad apples” is always used to deflect criticism of systemic problems in NZ. Schopenhauer’s entropy is a more realistic way to think about it: “If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.”

Now I’d like to hear Chris Hipkins apologise to Tamatha Paul and the rest of us who he gaslit on police safety not that long ago 😡

Ultimately if the government of the day thinks an asset could be managed better it should fucking manage it better.

They’re also completely setting up misuse of drugs act searches. Got a cannabis Rx? Kiss your vehicle contents privacy goodbye.

Very don’t like the new Safari layout in iOS 26

Oh the government hasn't fixed the economy? You mean...

Primary every single one of them. And the others, don't let it be a peaceful retirement.

First of all a mature conversation would not use the made up bullshit 'asset recycling' terminology

You’re an absolute disgrace @chrishipkins.bsky.social Looking forward to seeing you getting rolled. You don’t have the capital Jacinda and even Grant Robertson had. PM won’t ever be a position you’re elected to.

Adblock premium subscription has quadrupled in price? Get all the way fucked. Cancelled.

Err BUT... ❌️Potaka made it harder to access emergency housing ❌️Upston made it harder for teens to access Jobseeker ❌️Bishop cancelled thousands of planned social housing builds AND sold off existing social housing ❌️Chhour slashed OT investment into youth employment programs

A mature conversation? Ok then. I sincerely think that politicians who have sold public assets without getting everyone's approval should be jailed for theft, and people who bought it should be done for receiving stolen property.

#SecretSantaAoNZ signup done for this year. Mid year was a blast

The arrogance of Hipkins He's 100% going to need Te Pāti Māori if he expects to form a govt next election. Does he have blinkers on and can't see Labour hemorrhaging voters to TPM and The Greens? If this is how the party is being led, then the Nats will absolutely win a second term. #nzpol

Chuck's new official portrait.

Cool. Can all of us who adopted/rescued greyhounds out of the industry get compensation for the time/energy spent rehabilitating completely broken dogs?

"..based on the 2023 census, 51.6% of New Zealanders (over 2.5 million people) stated they had "no religion" So maybe it's Christians that can keep it in their fucking houses too.

Which I now won't see for another 2-3 days. Because of their apathy I won't be home to sign for tomorrow or the next day, and they refuse to remove the signature requirement.

Over companies thinking that they're SLA exempt for Dunedin. It's not "out of your control". My package has been sat at your depot less than half an hour away from me for 2 days. My "first business day before 10AM" package.

The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸 @theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk

“Who can you trust for health advice?” Certainly not someone who uses a filter that makes them look like fucking AI slop.

I have 1 point. Who the fuck is out there owning a full set of encyclopedias?

I need coffee so strong and so hot it kills me instantly.

If ever there was a time when the 2A people should be stepping up.. #justsaying

He’s a disaster. A completely incompetent man who’s failed upwards and has mistaken that for confirmation of his own brilliance. He’s just oblivious to anything outside of his narrow sphere of experience.

Norm's Fantasy aka: Norma, Normzilla, Norma Normington, The Normageddon, Speed Noodle Norms.

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

Oof

Apple have finally shipped my new iPhone 2 weeks later. Only…they um..haven’t charged my credit card?

It'll be a trillion dollar pay package *if* tesla is ever worth $8.5T. That pay package in real world valuation is about $11 and change.

“Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I’ve been asking for, give the United States a nice big chunk of the company.” Sounds like....communism

many posts about current politicians "taking a page from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's playbook." i don't believe it's possible to "be like him" or "learn from him." you either are magnetic, wise, vibrant, compelling, and knowledgeable or you're not. we need better people. not copycat wankers.