From their About Us page. "We do not receive overseas grants or any funding from the Atlas Network" Very odd thing to say for a company that supposedly has nothing to do with the Atlas Network.. #nzpol

The problem with wanting to punch Luxo/Seymour in the face, is I imagine it being much like Pringles. "Once you pop, you can't stop.." #nzpol

Fender really leaving it 70 years to send cease and desists over the Stratocaster shape. Pretty sure a judge is going to laugh them out of court for failing to protect their design after that length of time.

These arrogant “entrepreneurs” who think they can “copyright ” away evidence and the law. Piece of shit.

Imagine having the 250 year anniversary of the country coming up, and the celebrations are going to be managed by a guy who thinks gold toilets are the pinnacle of class.

Don't get me wrong, it's a good policy, but it shouldn't be used as a carrot to get re-elected. If it matter so much to you, implement it *now*. We all know how much NAct love doing shit "under urgency" #nzpol

“If they’re re-elected…” is doing a lot of heavy fukn lifting here, and tells you how much they actually care. #nzpol

He’s going to announce it’ll be illegal to acknowledge the existence of Te Tiriti isn’t he? #nzpol

*posts absolute dogshit and gets no likes* "Bluesky is dying"

Still. Blaming. Labour. Three. Years. Later. #nzpol

Dog hardware. Cat software.

Norma did a big run with another grey last weekend. Fuuuuuuck she's kinda quick. Like, the other grey owners were "Um...wow. She fast"

*taps the sign*

That $70m Major Events and Tourism package, btw, is more than the annual budget for Creative NZ. You know, the outfit that actually funds local artists.

89 votes. That's all it took to put Dunedin under majority control of cooker looneys. 89 votes. Your vote *always* matters. #nzpol

Guess that's what happens when one side promises a deal no matter what before the next election. The other side takes advantage.

Being that dairy was really the only thing we got out of the India FTA, and they nearly bailed on that point.. The question needs to be asked, the fuck else were we getting out of the deal? Cos it sounds like fuck all. Master negotiator my ass. #nzpol

Matthew Horncastle. ICYMI: caught in the reel posted by Tamatha Paul on 12 May #nzpol

“.. when it comes to immigration, when faced with a choice between social stability and your bottom line, I will choose the former every single time." When it comes to health, education and housing however… Fuck off Luxon #nzpol

The CoC tightening the belt... #nzpol

The partial sell off of Kiwibank will be NZ assumes every cent of lending risk, while the interest and profits go overseas. That's how it's going to end up right? #nzpol

Hopefully some of you might have an ODT sub www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...

Fuck me. Paul Goldsmith is nearly bobbing his head off his shoulders. #nzpol

Hello doctor, I think I have hauntavirus and my blood is full of hemogoblins

Also a distinct lack of any investigation or commentary into what Lloyd said to prompt Maiki's homophobic comment.

Slightly increase a band The Prevention

Finally back in stock: pocomoto.co.nz/product/duck...

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

"We're the ones that are dealing with a failed energy policy from the last administration." Uh, you sure about that ya fukn bowling ball? #nzpol

I’m doing my best to be more positive, but I had to scroll 3 news sites to find an article that wasn’t doom and gloom. Sad when the best I could find was a new traffic roundabout finally being finished.

Alternate headline: "Police take inspiration from the Gestapo" #nzpol

I note that RNZ have completely omitted Terfy Obriens links to TPU, the Nats and ACT in their reporting. Because of course they have. #nzpol

"Luxon said the Government was "not interested in doing Covid 2.0" with overly complex rules and wanted simpler categories." Hands up if you're not an NZ First/ACT voter, and the rules around Covid "confused" you. I'm not the smartest person, but they were pretty fukn straightforward imo. #nzpol

When you finally twig where you saw Fatboy Slim for the first time...

Reporter should have immediately asked "Is Hantavirus more uncomfortable than a mask?"

Seems to me that just banning cash sales at vape shops would take care of a major percentage of vape sales to under 18s. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Under Luxon's New Zealand, democracy is where 5 submissions are considered in support of dissolving the Ministry for the Environment, while 583 submissions OPPOSING its dissolution are put aside and noted as a statistic. Aotearoa deserves a better government than this. #nzpol

My #cartoon today #NZpol #CostOfLiving #Fuel

no matter how big your account gets you will always be posting for 30 people

I'm not shy, I just don't like you.

Sorry New World, but $250k isn’t even a quarter of your daily EXCESS profit. You’re not being generous, so stop gaslighting NZers that you are.

Chris Bishop is a big fan of using the “things that don’t make sense” excuse for fucking things up. Maybe stop being a fukn moron then Bish. Perhaps little Simeon could explain things down to your intellect. #nzpol

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only