And in no fucking surprise to anyone. Pathetic old cunt is more cooked than his voters. #nzpol

If Luxo wants the next election results quicker, I can give them to him right the fuck now. You're gone, you bald, ill fitted suit wearing, buzzword clown. #nzpol

Of course TV subscription spending is up 20% Pricing has gone up 20% idiots.

This reads like the start of an AI generated Tom Clancy novel

Billion dollars in profit but can’t lower domestic prices. Get fucked Fonterra. Farmers better not ask for a fucking cent next bit of rough weather. #nzpol

Luxon won't resign. Not a chance. Only full term PMs get knighthoods. And that's the only reason he's still hanging on for dear life. #nzpol

THAT'S HOW INVESTMENTS WORK. SOMETIMES YOU LOSE. IT'S NOT EVERYBODY ELSES' RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS WIN.

Only Fans but it's Only Cans and it's just me taking pictures of random trashcans. Headline "look at my junk filled trunks." My name will be Nasty Girl.

Given the collective "meh" from his base about Epstein, it seems like the orange guy doesn't give a fuck about whatever Putin has on him anymore.

Not saying I’m confident but..

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Remember when there used to be a running total of his lies during the first administration? They just haven't even bothered this time around..

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

And now the bullshit from the orange idiot around climate change with 0 pushback. I see a broadcasting standards authority complaint around spreading misinformation in their future.

"How concerned are you that pregnant women will follow this advice?" Fucking morons at Breakfast on One Streisand effecting this bullshit around paracetamol.

NZ needs to move away from any support of the US while trump is president, because he's unhinged and evil and fascist

Hot atheists in your area are actually rooting for the rapture just as hard. Please, for the love of whatever vengeful man in the sky you believe in, these christofascist freaks need to gtfo already.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Doctors don't follow people around and hit them with a stick when they're dumb anymore, and I think it's sad.

Oh here we fucking go.

If they offered me to be raptured, I would simply say "no thank you"

Are we really going to replace our national narrative of being the little guy who stands up to the big guys, to being the little guy who gets down on his knees on the world stage, in front of all the other countries?

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There is quite literally zero evidence that the president of the United States can read. If you had to prove that he could read, you would not be able to point to anything.

Don’t mistake Disneys reversal as a moral decision. It’s purely financial. Don’t reward their greed by resubscribing.

Or, and hear me out here, we could invest in education and get NZers skilled. #nzpol

Anyone got an NZ time for this rapture thing? Need to know whether to switch my alarm off for tomorrow and have a sleep in.

Ask the question you fucking cowards. #nzpol

Signs we won't recognise Palestine: - Seymour said he won't & Luxon said it'll be a Govt position not an agree-to-disagree one - If we were going to, we would have announced today with UK/Aus/Can - Aus PM reacted to US pushback today saying Aus policy not decided in Washington *or Wellington*

If you’re a #BOTY fan (Bird Of The Year NZ), I have SO MANY THINGS you might like, all designed by yours truly x pepperraccoon.com #NZ #Kikorangi There might be a sneaky peek of a few new things to come soon here 👀

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service: "He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That's where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponents."

But hang on. Trump is a self reported billionaire. Why isn’t he buying TikTok himself? #shitgibbon

You know the govt are destroying the Health system on purpose right? It's an Atlas/Project 2025 thing. Completely fuck public services and then privatise them. The "charter" schools are just Seymour getting the private system started ready for fail-over. #nzpol

Whānau Please don’t vote for this racist twat, Nigel Elder, in our Wellington Regional and local elections Oh and don’t by ‘The Elder’ wines… #nzpol

False idols 🙄 #TaxWealthMore #TaxWorkLess #nzpol

Organiser is doing a trip down here next weekend with some potentials, and based on what I know there's definitely one that won't be going back with them. :D

I feel like my skin is touching me too much

this is real, and yes that reply that is the head of the FCC

I'm sure Kash Patel and Pam Bondi being in the positions they're in, has nothing do with them being in the Florida legal system at the same time as Jeffrey Epstein was going through said legal system...

🔥🔥PLEASE SHARE.🔥🔥 🚨🚨 MISSING PERSON 🚨🚨 My SIL's cousin is missing. We are very worried. She is dear to me too. Simran was last seen in Whakatane with her white Shih Tzu dog. Her car was found out of petrol in Pongakawa Bay of Plenty.

Best thing the media can do right now is to keep hammering the Trump/Epstein stuff. Then when the FCC comes knocking...sue them. They'll have to *prove* misinformation. The discovery will fukn destroy the orange shit gibbon.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Yeah being a fukn dumpster fire doesn't count as "hot" you chimp

Even with the incoming law changes, this shed doesn't comply. 1 meter from the boundary will be the new law. Not what appears to be 15 centimeters.

Another great news day for the Government.

Anybody else feeling a bit like they're whistling past the graveyard? Keep whistling. Hell, sing your heart out. Recite raunchy limericks. Dance. Laugh. Tell someone who deserves it that you love them...or to fuck off. Whichever is warranted. I love you.