To her credit, Nicola's incompetence has at least given the rich and the poor something they agree on.

What are they gonna raid? You've killed all the small buisnesses

Say it with me: The Luxon Government is Anti-Worker

Lets go back to when we were all just talking about Tiger King. Remember that? Thems were simpler times. We were all so happy. Apart from Carol Baskin she was pissed but still.

Singing Golden with a bunch of random kids in line at the Cafe this morning was absolutely the spiritual recharge I needed today.

"I'm Laser focused on the cost of living" 🤦

We've all done some crazy stuff for love, but Hannah and Brian Tamaki both getting their eyebrows tattooed on is truly wild. Like imagine looking at your partner one day like "hey ya, know what we should do today?.." insane.

Im containing my excitement because if anyone has a secret formula for anti death, itd be the wannabe dictator with billionare friends, but the fact that Trump hasn't been seen in days and his schedule this week has been wiped is just great news.

Love that Erica Stanford had about 4 days as Education Minister in July when everyone was like "Oh shes actually doing ok, she should be leader" and then since then has just crashed and burned over somthing different every week 😂😂

When the world gets too much, i take a break from it to watch that lady on tiktok who's digging a tunnel under her house while outsmarting the city council cause she knows more than them.

Imagine

Timeline 1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket 2. Blamed the councils 3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍

PSA: Prime Ministers don't control The Reserve Bank. This is Luxon taking credit for something that other people are doing again 🤦

Oh FFS 🤦 Nationals using "Downward Pressure" again. Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.

Luxon promised a net increase of 1,000 social houses in auckland each year... so far his government has built 45 in total 🤦

i-Rex ferries cancellation punchline: This govt. needed to stump up $1.4 billion more in total to complete the i-Rex project - incl seismic upgraded ports & the 2 future proof, rail enabled hybrid ferries. Instead they threw away well over $1 billion for 0

Chlöe Swarbrick at "peak theatrics" says man who drove car up parliament steps to distract everyone from the "Tim Jago thing"

Party that said the name of a country should never be mandated without referendum has decided to mandate it without referendum 👍

Bot Farms are so commonly employed by right-wing political think-tanks now that if your account looks or behaves like a troll account, im simply going to block it. 🤷

The book is called "At the Marae" Yea, theres probably gonna be some Māori words! 🤦 This government needs to go

Prior to Luxon reintroducing Bootcamps we already knew they had an 80% failure rate from previous iterations. So for 5 Million dollars, Luxon got the exact result everyone told him he would get 👍 What a fucking genius.

Utes are the heaviest domestic vehicles on NZ roads. If National are introducing road user charges based on the weight of your car... Havnt they just repackaged the "Ute Tax" idea they hated labour for?

Luxon, who has been polling poorly his entire term, wants to get rid of these votes... I wonder why

Currently on a flight where everyone has been getting loud Tsunami warnings the whole time. So thats an experience.

This was the Tsunami update I needed.

NATIONAL: Changes signs and passports to reflect "Proper names" ALSO NATIONAL: Refuses to use Proper Māori place names.

Wild that some of the US influencers that cheered when trump kicked trans people out of the army, are now freaking out at just the idea of being drafted into that same army 🤦

Place your bets! How many RSB Submissions do you think we will have by 1pm?

The party that campaigned on "one person, one vote" just made it so they can ignore your vote.

The idea that this lifts wages is called "Trickle Down Economics" The lie that when a company makes a profit, it passes onto the worker in the form of a payrise or bonus. If this were true NZ CEOs wouldn't be earning an average of 30-50 times what their workers earn.

This is just cringe. Ive never seen a PM look this desperate. Luxon has been randomly praising farmers for 2 weeks now after never mentioning them ever before. Its like he just learned that some people start work before 9 🤦

Quick reminder that supporting David Seymour in any way has always been disgraceful.

Quick reminder that under Labour we would of had both new, purpose built ferries by the end of 2026 and it would have cost less than the tax breaks Luxon gave to landlords that did nothing. Under National we're getting smaller ferries in 2029 and they won't tell us how much it will cost 👍

Happy Pride Month, nerds!

Aye yo bless up all my free palestines back home!

Or I could just be really offensive and replace all brad Pitts lines with Ru Paul dialogue. That would also bring me joy.

I wonder if I can edit 2004s Troy so that Achilles is rightfully gay again. You'd be surprised how gay you can make a scene by just letting the men stare at eachother for a second longer.

Wait.. what did the giant want with gold eggs? Like jack stole the goose i get that cause he was poor and lived in a society dependant on currency but did the giant also need money? Did he eat gold?

It is kinda disappointing that people stopped going missing in the Bermuda Triangle as soon as GPS was invented. Really takes the mystery outta things.

If you didn't already think Luxon was out of touch, today he used his budget speech to make fun of people for wearing jandels... bro, do you even know what country you're in?

It's the govts Budget Day today and luxon has spent his whole speech talking about Labour 🤦

Should we tell Kier that the UK includes Northern Irland, Wales and Scotland which all had their languages banned by the English Empire during colonisation?

They'd go after Girl Racers, but male drivers are worth more.

It's Mother's Day tomorrow, feel free to use this template to make your own Mothers Day message from the PM. But remember if you're a women, you have to write 10% more on average unless you're a a maori or pacific women and then it's about double that 👍

A party that only got 8% of the vote is now reversing decades of progress made by successive majority government's all because of Christopher Luxons' weak leadership 🤦 he lost control the moment he formed a government.

Christopher Luxon is so out of touch that after trashing pay equity for women, he's still patting himself on the back for delivering those imaginary tax cuts for "Noo Zolonders" 🤦

These are the pay equity claims the Luxon GOVT cut in order to give tax breaks to Tobacco Companies..

Im aware that manspreading is indeed a real thing BUT... if we're honest the seats on the Wellington trains are also too small. Like even with my legs closed, I'm still always gonna be a little bit on two seats. Ya know when you sit and your thighs double in width? Das me.

In some ways, ai is great cause it allows right wing parties to tell on themselves. FYI the good guys were the Jedi, not sure how yall missed that 🤦

31 Billionaires from the Forbes 2024 list of Billionaires have died since the article came out... 🤷