Says the guy who cut Art History from New Zealand Schools 🤦

Can GenZ hurry up and get to the Knit beanie and baggy cardigan, Tumblr phase. I feel like that was my prime.

The GOVT that increased homelessness and poverty just made it easier for themselves to hide it from you. ENROL TO VOTE NOW.

People have lost their homes today. States of emergency declared. We've had 48hours of roads and bridges being taken out, land slides, flooding, power outages, buisnesses destroyed and trees falling on cars but our government made around 10 posts about Mt Eden stadium hosting a game next year 🤦

Are any media outlets going to ask Luxon to respond to the rise in anti-Indian comments coming from his own followers on his own social media? He's spent a large amount of his term getting photo ops with that community but he has nothing to say about the racism theyre facing on his own platforms?

Chat, these guys have actually cooked the country 🤦

89 SECONDS. If you drive the whole road at this speed without slowing down, you're only reaching the end 89 seconds earlier. The guy doing 100 will literally meet you at the first set of traffic lights 🤦

Oh I just got the lyrics to the Big Wolf on Campus intro 🤦

Under the previous govt the Wellington harbour would have 2 new purpose built ferries by now. Under luxon the Wellington harbour just has poo in it.

Reasons why RNZ will never have me back on: -said landlords being MPs was a conflict of interest -called ACT a far right political party -declined to gossip and speculate about Golriz

If I were a Nat voter it would genuinley concern me that since luxons campaign in 2023 and right through his term to now, the number 1 focus of National has been Labour. Usually GOVTs get at least a year where they can talk about what they're doing. We've just had 3 years of desperate campaigning.

IT'S FEBRUARY 2026. THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW. Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.

#nzpol because stupid boomers voted against water solutions and visionary transport options and took the millions first their rentals and even stupider people believed that a $4tax cut was the magic bullet However Where were the missing disillusioned 1 million who didn't vote ???

YOU 👏🏾 CAN'T 👏🏾 BEAT 👏🏾 WELLINGTON 👏🏾 ON 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 DAY 👏🏾

The people defending Jacob Elordis casting in Wuthering Heights are saying its fine because the characters race is meant to be "ambiguous"... If Jacob Elordi's ambiguous im a giraffe.

Get ur mates registered to vote. Winston gets his numbers up in the polls, he's got a figure in mind, when it hits that he pulls the coalition, early election, huge number of voters not registered in time for early elections and coalition re elected for more grifting chaos. #nzpol

Trump Regime So Far - normalising white supremacy language - building mass "detention centres" - deploying masked militia - kidnapping minorities in the street - door to door searches - taking over of media outlets - Arresting journalists THE US IS HERE.. - What's next?

FYI: The Trump regime is at the, arresting journalists it disagrees with, part.

Really looking forward to Judiths Siva Faamavae 🔥🔥

These are the men in charge of the world 🤦

Genuinley confused as to what the Govts been doing for 2 years if they're only just "fixing the basics" now. Cause it doesnt look like they fixed the complicateds either.

2022: Hopefully conservative men learn from this bs "male loneliness epidemic" that women just want to be treated properly. 2026:

Israel has killed at least 451 Palestinians and injured 1,251 since the Ceasfire was declared. More than 100 of those deaths are children. Meanwhile phase 1 of the ceasefire agreement only delivered 1 out of the 5 actions agreed to. Basically the ceasefire never happened.

Is anyone in the US making a list of all the MAGA people going to jail for this? Cause I feel like thats gonna be helpful at your next election.

Dear Wellington: Its time to unfollow and block the extremly toxic 'Wellington Live' page if you havnt already. For actual contructive Wellington news check out "Wellington Alive"

We have record high buisness liquidations in NZ at a rate we havnt seen since the last time National was in power. NZ buisnesses are literally finding it harder to survive Nicola Willis and Luxon than they did Covid and they want us to trust them with the economy?

Let the record show: Tommy Robinson recently complained on social media about being flooded with gay dating ads on YouTube. Then quickly deleted those posts after being informed that ad targeting is based on your own search history. 🤣🤣

Wild that the same Americans that said "Govt shouldnt force people to get vaccinated" are now saying "Well if you just comply you wont get shot" 🤔

Basically yea

Luxon puts a lot of effort into getting photo ops with the indian community, he never misses an event where I can make a speech about how much he values them. but when that same community becomes the target of repeated racist attacks by another right wing group, Luxon suddenly disappears 🤦

Lucky I didnt go to Uni to study International Law, seeing as thats just somthing the world ignores now.

January 4th... Trump has kidnapped the President of Venezuela and bombed several locations in a bid to take over the country and claim its oil. My expectations for this year were far too optimistic.

New Year, New Govt. Lets get these guys outta here. Have a great one and a safe one fam, thanks for staying tuned and In 2026, make sure you VOTE!! :)

Thats $750 per road cone over 2 years. For comparison if you wanted to purchase a road cone theyre only $35. The govt thats says theyre against wasteful spending is pissing your tax money down the drain like its nothing.

Quick reminder: The govt that goes on about "wasteful spending" has spent more money on things that have either failed, given 0 return or produced worse outcomes than any previous govt in decades and thats just in 2 years.

Sorry but what fucking dream world does Luxon live in? Our PMs solution for renters is based on some stories he heard?!! 🤦

Serious question, does North Korea even do this?

What the fuck even is "Buisness Confidence" and why does luxon say its so high when we have the most liquidations since the last time National was in power?

We’re showing Aotearoa (well…the North Island) to some friends visiting from the USA. Today we’re in Rotorua, and we visited the Redwoods here.

Just wait for Luxons govt to credit themselves for this lol

Just FYI to match the home buying power of boomers on minimum wage in the 80s, minimum wage in NZ in 2025 would have to be about $40-$50 an hour... MINIMUM.

Now that we know a vast amount of the far right twitter accounts in the world, are run from either israel or The US, can we please stop giving them any credible attention and just acknowledge that clearly the intentions of those accounts are primarily for foreign interests?

You've literally described a friend, you weak little incel bitch

Priorities 🤦

I dont think people understand how insane a 50% rise is, in just 2 years. Nicola Willis is so bad at her job she's destroyed her own electorate. NZs Capital City is dead.

BREAKING: Winston ‘Temu’ Peters announces a “Ban on public sales of Fireworks” - a full 5 years after I already campaigned for a "Ban on Public Sales of Fireworks”. Get your own ideas.

Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani's voted in. The earth is healing.

If not for Palestine, you should at least stop drinking coke products because theyre now openly bragging about using Ai to generate their commercials and help destroy the film industry.

David Seymour is claiming that kids are getting confused because their maths classes are filled with Te Reo Māori. First of all, that's bullshit. Second of all, if your child cant tell the difference between words and numbers by NCEA, I feel like theres probably a larger issue.

Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂