lmao the bricks and minifigs saga keeps getting more hilarious

brain's too high for the braining i just tried to do so i've no choice but to go play mindless video games.

remembered to buy cotton buds this morning and

The sky looks kinda apocalyptic this morning and I support that.

i've seen articles printed in recent days about biden's mental state but this man's mental state isn't somehow the most important story in the world?

good morning or is it.

if i hadn't been walking past the front door *right fucking now*, this piece of shit would've claimed my package was undeliverable, because instead of RINGING THE FUCKING DOORBELL, he was quietly going "hello? hello?" I hope he crashes and dies on his way home. now excuse me i'm going to get high.

i know they're saying scott pelley was fired but i think he quit and did it with bombast.

i would rather listen to dialup sounds than the fucking garbage nz music every nz company plays as hold music.

must be nice to have a brain that isn't half a minor grievance away from flipping into rage at any given time.

fuming

how does something go from "With courier for delivery" at 6am to "At your local depot waiting for courier" at 11:30am? I'll tell you how. Courier drivers are useless, incompetent fucking trash, and I hate every single one of them.

it's because he's a racist neofascist. you didn't need to waste this many column inches on his lying, the truth is that jim grenon is a liar and a racist.

it's 1pm this town is fucking tiny where the fuck is the goddamn shitting fuckarse courier

they're burning documents supplied to them by oliver hartwich.

staring out the window like i'm waiting for my wife to come home from the war (i believe women can serve in combat roles(and also i believe it's stupid to serve in the military)) except i'm just waiting for my weed

I'm old enough to remember when Tesla accused a whistleblower of plotting a mass shooting.

pathetic

i've decided the courier has 15 more minutes to deliver me my drugs.

I don't see how you can use linkedin as some sort of professional networking tool when everybody on there already appears to be missing significant portions of their brain *solely due to the use of AI*.

it would be really cool if today the courier decided i was the first stop.

there were literal, no exaggeration terrorists at the israel parade, like smotrich. why would he go lmao

do you think the dipshit journalists will learn a lesson and y'know, not give this one legitimacy?

it's almost like the republican party is by and for pedophiles.

it's cool how this pedophile's "donations" are a factor in his reduced sentence which *explicitly* shows that rich pedophiles have access to a separate justice system than the rest of us. Also he's being protected by the justice system so that he can date again, have kids and rape them.

can't wait to spend the next while high so i don't have to pay attention to anything or anybody

there should be a criminal investigation into the new zealand initiative working as foreign agents.

i've been buying theses pre-chopped buffalo ranch salad bags just because the dressing is delicious, chucking half a jar of sliced jalapenos and a handful of grated cheese in there and there's like 3 days of dinner and it's delicious and i assume healthy because it's plant

if you buy the last hot chicken you should have to cook a new one and make sure it's replaced before i get there.

they should call cottonbuds ear dildos 'cause that's what they are.

all these things that i've done was the only good song the killers ever had.

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sure the rain sucks for people being flooded and shit but what about me, who likes listening to it? i would like more please.

I heard somewhere that the project hail mary audiobook is really good and I was expecting idk, like world war z, but it's just one guy reading and doing voices so whoever told me that is a dumb liar with bad taste.

i think if you're going to use magnetic pogo pins as a charging interface on your device there should be one universal standard for the size and shape of the fucking thing.

weird, trump told the truth?

my scissors have disappeared and i am aggrieved.

TIL the new york knicks is short for the new york knickerbockers which is a silly name worthy of derision and mockery.

i forgot what i was meaning to do

got a reply this morning saying "thanks for the reminder" and i shouldn't have had to remind them...

confidently misidentifying videos as AI for stupid fucking reasons like "the video is blurry" is almost as bad as uncritically accepting AI videos.

sorry but this is just funny.

I've contemplated it for a few hours and not only does it not taste right, it tastes bad, people who drink it regularly should feel bad, and I curse the people who made it. And their descendants.

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Trump really has remade the whole conservative movement in his image. Weiss is just like him, a petulant power mad imbecile who can do literally nothing right and gets incandescent with rage anytime she is questioned, but also too much of a chickenshit to fire people to their face

zero sugar blue v doesn't taste right :(

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