been getting up at like ~8-9 most days the past few days and it's been nice. this time i'm determined to fix my sleep schedule and have it stick

crowd funding for my next fanfic which i intend to make so utterly regionally specific that no-one from the uk (where the fic dudes are from) can read it give me hyper specific wellington/nz concepts pls

parking day peeps: union reception (128 vivian st) will be open today from 3pm til 5pm. new organising space! come hang out!

63 days until my surgery. Insurance has pre-authorized it and we are in the final stretch gofund.me/2aa230a33

you can mock me all you want. my em dashes are bigger———and therefore more sexually titillating——— than yours

my next one of these is going to be a transcription of the rant i give about how trannies' hormone levels are making them miserable and it's all doctors' faults

i wanted to state for the record that when i write badly it is on purpose. i know how to write well i'm just choosing not to

~eleven years ago i was in brazil and had some fruit and was like, wait fruit can taste good??

I don’t understand why we don’t take driving offences more seriously. Hit a kid with a baseball bat and you’re charged with grievous bodily harm. Hit them with 1.5 tonne of metal and oh how sad for everyone.

I hate the messaging about “providing reassurance” to parents and the community, given by the school and police. I don’t want to “feel better” about kids getting hit by cars, I want school streets, blanket lower speeds around schools, and harsher penalties for drivers.

the thing w andrew little getting in the ocean is that i suspect more people will see "the mayor got in the water to prove it's safe" than will see the news that the water isn't safe again anymore

i need allies to stop looking at the ongoing horrors that trans people are facing and responding with "wow imagine what will happen when this comes for [others]" yeah that'll suck, can we talk about it happening to us RIGHT NOW? we're more than the canary in the coal mine. we deserve to live too.

if we all learned te reo Māori we could talk about nz politics without yanks barging in

stop term searching you yankee freaks

it's important to give your pet gay boy good enrichment by allowing him to gossip with girls every day

i put on odessey and oracle and the sun started to come out. you're welcome

Umm, near 20% of the world's most populous country go on strike and barely a word about it in the press?

I've just published a reference for anyone using git while trans, explaining how to hide or remove your deadname in git repositories Please share ❤️ code.curly.kiwi/2026/02/27/u...

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

Combine New Zealand schools that def can’t afford HEPAs for all learning spaces with a govt that pushes attendance above all else, and two govts in a row that happily make this each school’s responsibility, and you get the predictable waves of illness spread in schools we see multiple times a yr.

whenever i lived in cities, without a car, i was painfully reminded how having a car changes my brain. whenever i got rid of my car, it was like it went back to normal, and i could just go do stuff without worrying about where i'd park, or my belongings, or renewing my registration, or whatever else

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

Oooo Covid vaccine efficacy is the topic today I see. Is the cdc still recommending multiple vaccines a year? I would just like to remind everyone that under 30 year olds in NZ were offered two shots of the vaccine 5 years ago and absolutely nothing since then

Stop De Kindermoord

We are currently a nation where we're ignoring experts and science and people are FUCKING GETTING INJURED AND DYING BECAUSE OF IT but our media are mostly cheering it on because 1) they like it or 2) they don't want to seem uncool or alarmist so they won't stick their necks out. #nzpol

This is the real issue. The funding model for the local government is utterly broken. And then you add in the fact that central government keeps making changes that place new or additional financial burdens on councils. It's a shit show.

Boomers: Millennials, only you can save mother earth Millennials: omg we will do it, we will save her Boomers: no

imagine owning a business and thinking you have loyal customers, and then you see them post about how they care about your business so little that if they can't park directly outside it they will stop going there altogether

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

Reminder that our improving cycling in Ōtautahi Christchurch is this Saturday at the Matatiki Hornby Centre. If you can't make it and have things to share, you can also share with us by contacting us directly. We'd love to hear all about what you think our priorities for cycling should be!

Anyone clockier than me is a caricature of trans womanhood and is not good representation, anyone less clocky than me is a luckshit passoid and is not good representation #mymediantranssexuallife

Go piss girl was the compromise

do you think the problem with the labour party is that every 10 years they have a competent woman leader who has to basically do everything herself and then she leaves and nobody thought to learn how to be good at anything so they're like a divorced man learning how to use the washing machine

question: when booking international flights, do you need to provide the passport information of everyone who will be flying?

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

interesting section in this journal, suggesting that if you're trans and have ADHD, increasing your hormone levels/adding progesterone can be an effective way to alleviate symptoms (because that's what we do for cis people) nzmj.org.nz/media/pages/...

re-nationalise the New Zealand power market.

i want to be able to smoke all my nutrients

soul reveal at 500 followers

some of u on here

I have an old Epson EcoTank 4750, which is very well used and cared for, but has been slowly getting a bit more tired and would benefit from a happy retirement somewhere it'll get used a bit less. Ideal for a print/sticker making hobbyist! Free to a good home, pickup only in Seaview, Wellington <3

i think a big part of why my eating disorder went undetected by me for so long is EDs are always portrayed as like, this active thing you're choosing to do. when my main problem is i'm just bad at eating

every day I wake up and I'm at risk of seeing what a yank has to say

guys. where are we watching straight t4t porn. i’m serious. i am being so vulnerable right now please drop me some links or recommendations or something.

riding my bike on a sunny day, samba playing in my ears. doesn't get much better than this ☀️🎶🚲

I've got a PR suggestion for Wellington council. With the re-opening of the beaches launch a treasure hunt! Find all the items and win a prize. Some suggested items: tampons, condoms, butt wipes, clumped bog roll. Bonus points for a nappy, false teeth or underpants

At last! Proposals include... • allow children 12 years and under to ride bikes on footpaths • set a min passing gap for drivers passing other types of road users • allow e-scooters in cycle lanes • require drivers to give way to buses leaving bus stops Closes 25 March www.nzta.govt.nz/laneuse

eu gosto de como na musica mulher brasileira a voz do jorge ben jor quebra tipo mulheeehhhhh pq ele é tão down bad pra ela

yeah a lot of cis people don't realize trans women do in fact still get the shit bullied out of them before they even remotely *know* what their own deal is

dating app for girls nearby that want to hunt me like a prey animal