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It's so cool how they finally created real AI, freeing us at last from all labor, giving the human race more leisure time and empowering us all to fulfill our creative freedom. Oh wait no, it didn't do jack shit except make some rich guys super rich, and somehow make mobile ads even more annoying.

The front page of the Daily Express is beyond parody. There's no shortage of real news. It's not just Starmer and Burnham. The Donaldson story is huge too! But the Express is living in its own twisted little bottle Universe where reality can't intrude on obsession.

Look at this fucking idiot

Sensible Labour Party influencer reacts to Keir Starmer's resignation and backs Andy Burnham.

Why hasn’t Kash Patel caught the terrorists who supposedly dumped chemicals into the reflecting pool?

I have noted how the plan to cut young people off from the internet shows an active hatred and fear of children but this is not new. Once a child falls below the line where they are deemed worthy of protection we have always been happy to treat them as less than human. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I actually disagree this is even minor anymore. It’s millions of dollars of graft and corruption and they’re about to start railroading random citizens through the justice system with who knows what charges to cover it up. This would have been a major scandal ten years ago.

One of the only things Trump has ever been actually good at is knowing when something has the stink of loser and, in this case, he has absolutely figured that out, but cannot get out of it

“I carry with me a photo of a Muslim child who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said ‘Welcome, Pope Leo,’ and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. “As a Church, I say again: as a pastor, I cannot be in favor of war.” — Pope Leo XIV

Fun how we’re seemingly on this path where every developed country: blames immigrants for every problem, elect far right insane person, stops immigration, tanks economy, blames immigrants, repeat

How conventient for political journalists, to all be gathered in Downing Street once more, so they can interview each other, to ask "how did this happen?", without ever acknowledging that, at least in part, they themselves are how this happened.

My neighbor told me the UK keep eating his PMs so l asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to the UK and then his daughter started crying

I miss the old door.

Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him

For many LGBT folk like me, and especially trans folk, Keir Starmer will be remembered in the same way as Margaret Thatcher: with deep contempt for having overseen a deeply hostile, queerphobic government, which rolled back human rights and set society back by at least a decade. Good riddance.

if you don't have anything nice to say about Starmer, you don't have to say anything at all. you can post it instead, it's easier.

Only three more centrist pigdog Labour Prime Ministers til Christmas!

You may disagree, or rightly point out that consequences matter far more than motives, but my take is that the driver of the most morally repugnant decisions Starmer took was cowardice rather than malice. Maybe that's actually worse. The damage weak men can do.

What are your highlights? I will never forget racist riots taking place where they were trying to burn people alive and he took about 8 business days to call them racist and sent Yvette Cooper out to talk about how much she loves England flags and has them in bunting form

Attention left punching centrist Dems:

Spare a thought for Wesley, especially if it's a thought he deserves.

economy's in the toilet, pound's in the toilet, labour party's in the toilet, the only thing not in the toilet is the people the ehrc say can't be in the toilet

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

The hottest ticket in the West End

Centrist Americans being mystified by Kier Starmer's unpopularity despite him doing everything they're always telling Democrats to do is so funny. Just the biggest dumbasses around.

A lot of the Starmer obituaries on here are hilarious but I think this tops them all. The BBC had their hagiography pre-written and accidentally published it before taking the "DO NOT PUBLISH" note off. Obviously, they fixed it pretty quickly afterwards, but not before the bot captured it.

i think, if I tried to boil it down to a sentence, it'd be: "All politicians are hated by their opponents - but Starmer went out of his way to be hated by his supporters too."

In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.

Starmer saying the next PM will inherit a country that is 'fairer' than the one he inherited 2 years ago. In the one Starmer inherited, trans people could use public toilets.

the thing that's most telling is that no-one on the right has an actual policy they hate starmer for, it's all just "he's a liar" and "immigration" whereas everyone on the left has a detailed, dated list of his crimes. One of these reactions was inevitable, the other completely avoidable.

Potentially for the last time, please enjoy the best picture of Keir Starmer

Ossoff: “The election deniers, they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission. And you may have seen that one of those election deniers now asks to represent Georgia in the Senate.”

Disallowed in the end but unreal effort by Ian to even be in the game there on his own, honestly

AI is not a "skill". No amount of "training" will make AI productive for most companies. Unless your company mines slop from the slop mines, AI is probably not going to help. It can't bake bread. BBC News - Half of London firms report skills gap amid AI boom www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh look. Another way to get cameras into people's homes and spy on their kids. Where's the Online Safety Act now? Oh, right... BBC News - New video game console aims to get kids moving www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

After all that trouble I went to to learn how to spell his name correctly? BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck... Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party

This is some wild stuff. www.arte.tv/en/videos/12...

OK. So they are going to stand up in front of a judge and perjure themselves saying that the coating was perfectly adhered until one guy nefariously touched it and then it all just fell apart? This despite all the earlier pictures showing it already peeling off? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Broke: Trump announces Starmer to resign. Woke: Starmer announces Trump to resign. Bespoke:

For Sale, very rare Welsh Dalmatian. Not kennel club registered or house trained. Only £999.

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Father’s Day card I made for DadHackenbush a few years ago. #art #Dadaism

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Notice that he is not only holding back people from minoritised groups. He is also holding back people who merely supported people from minoritised groups. Under fascism it is not enough to be a straight, white man. You have to cut yourself off from the rest of humanity to be acceptable to fascism.

No Farage statement about ‘cold rage’ concerning the Edinburgh incident? He must be on holiday.

With today's news of an impending UK social media ban, I want to share some important points raised during the UK Government Consultation on Social Media. Ban the other platforms for under-16's if you must, but don't stop young people from learning. YouTube isn't social media - it's where we learn.