There's so many weird things about this. A Christmas tree as a WWI memorial? Remanding the suspect for criminal damage. This idiotic nature of the crime itself. BBC News - Men arrested after Shotton Colliery Christmas tree cut down www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

He does not work here.

Whether it's Barack Obama being photographed in a tan suit or Donald Trump being photographed with a notorious sex trafficker, both presidents have appeared in some embarrassing pictures.

♫ and a partridge in a bear tree

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_285@27-03-2018_07-29-33.jpg

Hey TIME I fixed it for you #art #capybara #TIMEpersonOfTheYear

We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life

You thought the patriarchy was going to stop with trans people? Really? www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.

Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.

I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”

MAGA: Down with snowflakes and hurrah for FREE SPEECH! also MAGA: You can't come to America unless you show us your social media posts and prove that you've never said hurty words about our president...

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Ah ha! That last bit is interesting. It's everything you might possibly need to attempt a phishing attack on their employer. This is not data you want sent to Moscow, or to fall into the hands of organised criminals elsewhere. Yes, of course, this will be sent to Moscow.

Been touting this one for years now. It's not too late, Time. Do the right thing.

Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam

Yes, it's fraud again. It must be absolutely infuriating to be a scientist in South Korea. You try your best but the only time South Korean science makes the headlines is when it's fraud. www.france24.com/en/science/2...

Everything smells like 1929 these days. I think the buble probably bursts in Q1 2026, maybe as soon as all the 2025 bonus cheques clear. Of course, it could keep going a bit longer but not forever. BBC News - 'Architects of AI' named Time Magazine's Person of the Year www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tour guide in Leake Street: "This is known as the Banksy Tunnel." You know, I really don't think that it is. I think that somebody added that to Wikipedia and that's where the tour guide got that idea from. There are no works by Banksy there.

No. #QTWTAIN BBC News - Could flying taxis be launched in the near future? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The American narrative here is completely incoherent. What is the alleged connection to Iran? Is it alleged that they were taking Iranian oil to Venezuela or Venezuelan oil to Iran?🤷🏼‍♂️ BBC News - US seizes oil tanker off Venezuela as Caracas condemns 'act of piracy' www.bbc.com/news/article...

Fidel Castro used to like to make long speeches. He would go on for hours and it would be very, very boring. Even so, he remained relatively coherent. What he said sort of made sense, at least within the political framework of his thinking. Trump is rambling absolute nonsense here.

How many pieces came out in the New York Times and the Atlantic accusing trans people of erasing the word woman. Here's the Trump administration literally banning the use of the word and not a peep.

There does not exist a hot dog suit big enough nor a face eating leopard ferocious enough to serve as an adequate metaphor for Chris Rufo complaining about right wing media becoming conspiracy addled click bait

Let's be clear about the endgame here. The fascists want every non-white voter illegally disenfranchised and every non-white politician illegally removed from office. They don't care what lies they have to tell to achieve this. They don't care that we all know that they are lying.

So we've gone from "he never said anything Nazi" to "well he might have said something Nazi but not in a hurtful way" to "well okay he probably did say something Nazi in a hurtful way, but didn't we all?"

If schoolboys were 'obsessed' it was as the bad guy that their Action Men gunned down or blew up. But it's good how they're now flat out admitting Farage had posters of Hitler on his wall that he kissed every night.

Good Lord

Right wing politician writes a self-serving autohagiography in prison? That's never ended badly before. Seriously though, if he was selling a legit prison diary for charity then I'd be happy to let him have this but he isn't. This is all for him. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

whoever wins we lose

This is so deranged that I think I would probably have walked out. Not out of offence, but because any establishment this far round the bend is probably doing other crazy things like frying the chips in engine oil.

Whatever the planet he'll always be a loser.

I mean, if you don't know what a book is, AI is clearly the tool for you. I just don't think that's the message they were trying to convey.

not only am I reposting this but I am doubling Tony's emphasis on "hard *cannot*"

'Sir Sadiq said he was unclear what the president meant by suggesting people who "come in" to Britain had helped elect him. "I think it is for President Trump to explain what he means by that," he said.' That's how to handle Trump! Make him say the racist bit out loud! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

www.aljazeera.com/amp/sports/2... @jimmykimmel.com said that Infantino looks like Voldemort trying to sell you a timeshare 🤣😆🤣💀 #Trump #FIFA #JimmyKimmel

Much as I am amused by the concept of FIFA-a perennially corrupt organization-both having and adhering to an ethics code I must admit, the thought of somebody stripping Trump of his participation trophy "peace prize" is particularly tantalizing

Of course he fucking did. And of course he allowed himself to be photographed looking like a shortarse too. Even Mussolini didn't fall for that one. Is Britain really going to go down to this incompetent cardboard fuhrer? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Who takes a kick to the nuts and thinks, "Yeah, that really hurt but maybe it will be better if I try it again"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That's mighty big talk from somebody who will probably be earning minimum wage in less than five years time. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It is alleged that Putin's monkeys may have engaged in monkey laundering. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I was pleased to see Barton get what he deserved but it is galling to know that he was only punished because he went after people who the system cares about, media celebrities. If the same standard had been applied to Linehan, he would have got 2-3 months suspended. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...