also i literally am just too good for twitter.

someone go get groceries for me please

you will not be surprised to learn that the dipshit doing this has a history of sexually assaulting and harassing women in public for his content.

Particle Census xkcd.com/3247/

hi ireland are you ok? did you know moss isn't a candy?

in MY day, my parents were like "Wake up, your bus is nearly here" and then I left.

Oh well this is fucking reassuring. "Sure we're going to cut thousands of jobs and replace them with AI" "What does the AI do?" "Well things we haven't even imagined"

no... it's not?

i cut 'em good sized

i don't mean to be petty, but i get so bummed when links to mainstream outlets get shared, but webworm gets ignored - when we were first to report it and talk to those involved etc. a reminder all webworm stories exist on the webworm site, are sharable, and have zero ads running!

I came across this lovely photo of an Asian toad that amateur nature photographer LiCheng Shih posted to Flickr under an open licence, and it's now the official image of the species in Wikipedia in 23 languages. If you take nature photos, your images could be used like this; ask me if keen.

why'd riot have to go and make masque of the black rose elise hot? she's a spider lady. she shouldn't be hot.

my tapwater tastes like garden hose water :( all water tastes bad but there are gradations to it and today it's worse because it tastes like hose water.

it is very funny for people who can't live without a nazi childporn website to talk about *anybody else* being in an "ideological echo chamber"

Rep. Ogles: "Muslims don’t belong in American society," Rep. Fine on "mainstream Muslims": "I think you should destroy them first" Sen. Tuberville: "The enemy is inside the gates". Rep. Roy posted "No more Muslims" on his social media. None of them censured by Democrats. No penalty.

this is the least surprising thing to read if you ever spend more than a few minutes perusing the garbage "executives" use linkedin for.

Mike Collins is running for Senate on a promise to make roads safer — by taking commercial driver’s licenses away from noncitizens. Our analysis shows his business has a higher rate of unsafe driving and speeding violations per mile than the majority of trucking companies with substantial mileage.

i may have made these cookies a bit too big but fuck it we ball.

the woman who wrote this victim-blaming piece of shit also wrote that women should enjoy being sexually harassed, because she does. nypost.com/2014/08/18/e...

If anyone has connections with ICE watch groups in western TN, please have them get in contact w/ me. I’ve got 16k whistles im happy to send their way.

sometimes i think about the fact that the beach is literally 100m away, i can see it from my bedroom window, but i've not been for a swim in years.

kinda want a nap or to watch a movie or to never have been conscious in the first place.

how can it feel this wrong?

Then America is stealing our oil and their ambassador and all embassy staff should be rounded up in cuffs.

No hang on, let them cook. I want to see where this goes.

if your boss asks you to inject unregulated substances into your body at work you need a brain.

oh i dont want to watch this show again

ok but why would they have a radio station in a fantasy world that just played nature sounds? can't they just go to the local elf enclave?

i am not saying that woman deserved to be slapped by that ceo, but she is a financial scammer working for a financial scammer who continues to stand by the scammy practices of the scammy industry she's in, so like take everything from the CEO sure, but beyond that do i have to pretend to care?

oh it's back. shame.

i'm glad the two shooters are dead, now jail the parents for raising such worthless pieces of shit.

it is the 19th why can't i install forza 6 already

the point of the phrase "like shooting fish in a barrel" is that it's really easy.

that's not good writing.

they should remake Wipeout 2097

managed to get myself in a position where i can pay off some afterpay payments before i'm even supposed to so i can put even more stuff on afterpay.

damn :(

imagine if they'd just paid an actual human person the lousy federal minimum wage to read that list of names.

Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped. "College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names" (via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)

Omg the auto captions for my lecture #medievalsky

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an amazing dearth of questions put to national about their biggest individual donor being a sex offender.

so her hips didn't lie?

Government seeks to make clear they *will not* be paying for your disabled whanau's support.

might be a "bake some cookies earlier, rather than later" kind of day.

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

someone should invent chocolate soup and don't you dare say 'that's just hot chocolate' shut up no it isn't.