Everyone who has taken Tylenol is either dead, or will die in future.

Not wholly surprising that he's never met a scientist.

should i cook dinner while i can still stand up

i'm getting high

I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.

am i hungry or just bored?

Incredible. Italy brought to a standstill as Italians descend to the streets to protest for Gaza. No business as usual. Schools closed. Businesses closed. Shameful on the rest of us. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

What a fucking G.

it's actually really warm which I kinda hate

yeah it's dirty i don't care. however in theory the wax on the thread will melt under the application of heat, sealing the crack and giving me a temporarily working conepiece. Weed science!

Madeleine Powers you are bad at your job as a reporter.

i'm so tired, i might die of tired.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

People will blame anything for their kid's autism before they admit they fucked a nerd

lol of course it was jesse singal

I miss the crowdstrike outage.

Remember this morning when i was really mad about how bad alien: earth is?

y'all are acting like this is your first rapture. I've survived the end of the world dozens of times en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

here's 40 minutes of dog videos. you're welcome.

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

I just want to take this opportunity to say I fucking hate the term "neurospicy" and can let it slide 1 or 2 times before I just block you.

is it too early for a nap?

i guess autism doesn't exist in new zealand if folic acid treats it, and all non-organic flour is fortified with folic acid?

acetaminophen gave me tinnitus, not autism.

i'm gonna have spicy chicken tenders for lunch

i should go get food before the weather turns to absolute shit and i'm just inside enjoying the sound of the rain. should being the operative word.

Pritzker quoting Nemik's fucking manifesto is too good.

can someone go get some food for me.

I think I've decided I'm just gonna get a new bong but what do I get? a funny one? a cool one? a regular plain one? how many percs do i need?

If The Mouse came out with a statement affirming their talent's right to free speech, this would be a different conversation, but they're clearly trying to have their cake and eat it too with what they're saying in public, and that's not enough to forgive them.

lol lmao

heh trumps gonna be mad and i hope he has an aneurysm.

these people are not smoking weed, they're smoking crack. who would pay $150 for a conepiece.

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: i will not be coming to your social event.

lmao in the final part of susan edmund's piece on rnz this morning, the government's economics decisions are described as "naive", the "wrong thing to do in a recession", "may prolong weakness in the near term" and the "effectiveness of its policies remains to be seen" and then the economist

actually made myself mad with how disappointed i am at alien earth

And here we are. DrC going to the lines later this morning. This isn't on the front page of Stuff or RNZ or the NZ Herald. You wouldn't even know it was happening if you didn't have a doctor in the family, an appointment today, or Toast in your skyline. F* these people. All of them.

I hope the final episode has literally everybody die because that's the only resolution I'll find satisfying. The plot's stupid, every character besides maybe Morrow is a fucking idiot, it's all dumb. This is a bad show. Cinematically it looks good, but it's a bad, dumb show.

every episode is somehow getting dumber

lmao at the story on stuff about nurse. "English is her first language, so why can't she work in new zealand?" I don't know maybe because she's REPEATEDLY failing the internationally recognized english test she's required to?

i don't think i like alien: earth.

why are there so many fucking stupid people in this show. and i don't think the crew of a spaceship should be stupid, like not knowing the difference between geology and biology, or repeatedly asking "What does "running on fumes" mean?"

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