grogu is worse than jar jar binks, fuck you.

french toast, waffle, coffee and change

do i want to play subnautica 2

NO. ENOUGH.

i only know what anime the second group are a fan of.

time feels fucky today

you ever accidentally listen to "Roads" by Portishead and get real sad?

i think ok go were trying too hard with some of their music videos.

Employers *never* wanted compensation secrecy "for your comfort", the entire fucking basis for it was to keep you from knowing how THEY ARE SCREWING YOU OVER.

surely nzfirst could've made "compulsory kiwisaver enrollment from birth" a condition in any of the other 4 decades where they've been in government?

of course they're so lazy and cheap they're using ai slop.

I'm sorry but this kind of article is horseshit. "Oh social media is so good for old people, they're using it to keep connected. We should ban kids from doing it." More than half of adults over 70 are active on facebook. Do you know what kind of content your parents are consuming on there?!?!?!

this is really good

i’ve only seen one brief clip of Jonathan Haidt’s NYU commencement speech but it’s him saying purple is his favorite color and then immediately mispronouncing “2026”

this is a reminder that you should bake some brownies so that you can pour your morning coffee over your brownie and enjoy it as a brownie coffee fudge dessert.

it is not news that some poor dumb bastard fucked brook van velden raw.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

damn amy lee still sound great

the best way to eat corned silverside is just pouring wholegrain mustard on it and eating it by itself.

the other day there was a story about this *exact same teacher* having possibly lied about his military career. maybe a bit more scrutiny on his teaching career? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

ah, i'm sure nothing important needs lubricating fluids.

I am a very serious economist with very serious thoughts about the future of the United States.

can we make it a crime to hold lapel mics like it's a regular handheld mic? IT'S A LAPEL MIC, PUT IT ON YOUR LAPEL.

i think we should replace sunday with a different weekday that doesn't suck

Cleaning up Orban’s corruption in Hungary is a huge task after he looted their country for years, and it is certainly something we can watch unfold and learn from.

naturally

the next james bond should be an AI.

i don't *want* to but I read this in his voice, involuntarily. It just sounds like him. Fucking stupid.

nobody will convince me that the live action one piece is worth watching, because the anime wasn't.

did i just drink 150mg of thc because i couldn't be bothered baking some cookies? yes i did.

democrat commutes sentence of a woman convicted of fucking with an election who goes on to state she's going to do exactly the same thing again. you *hang* these fucking traitors, you do not give them the means to do it again.

Don’t trust someone who doesn’t have VLC on their laptop.

there's actually only seven genders.

Sure does suck how fuel prices have slowed traffic to your restaurant. Imagine if the previous mayor had been able to pedestrianize the area so punters could get to your restaurant via public transport rather than having to rely on a car.

i have done two baking today and a cleaning and that is enough.

man i'm good at making brownies

There was a flash in the sky three hours ago, somewhere between Australia, Indonesia, and Papua New Guinea. If anyone saw #ST26E86 on the way in: cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/scout/#/obje...

the only *reasonable* thing left for virginia to do is use the legislative power to force their entire supreme court to resign. set the minimum age below the youngest justice and force them all out immediately. no fuckin' quarter.

no you can't have any

1st, let's talk about economic illiteracy & vandalism & the lost billions in NZ Super. There's $92Bn in NZ Superfund, b4 worrying about deficits & affordability. $92bn net worth the Nats are embarrassed to include in our assets, to offset net core debt, of $180bn. Lost billions?.. /n

i don't understand the appeal of britttany broski

i might make brownies today. not even weed brownies i just feel like eating regular brownies.

so it's going to be a bad movie for unlovable losers to enjoy.

meanwhile every red state is more than free to undermine gun control measures imposed by neighbouring blue states.

if wapo asked me to front one of their video podcasts I'd be like "no, why do you want to make me look like a dumb asshole? That's all you do, make your own people look like dumb assholes, like this dumb asshole carinne hajjer"