imagine hanging out with klein and his cabal of losers. i support it wouldn't be too taxing as they don't have a fucking theory of mind between them.

you guys ever tried corned silverside? it's pretty good

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

you've heard of the urban heat island effect, what if we turbocharged that and stuck it where there's no water.

Good times over at Twitter. Maybe in more ways than one.

STOLEN E-BIKE Stolen from Vivian St tonight between 9 and 11:45pm. please let me know if you see it! this is my friend's means of transport please share

maybe the bank and hotel owe the city a homeless shelter.

"A University of Oregon study found that when states legalize sports betting, intimate partner violence increases by roughly 10 percentage points after upset NFL losses." yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/gambling-i...

if you want yet another example of damien grant never being right about anything, this week he's praising luxon.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

you should go stand on your balcony in the fog and stare wistfully into the darkness while you smoke a joint and listen to this.

imagine if you will a haunted tree

you're not going to believe this but the baking i did? fucking delicious.

my air fryer is too small for a 12 muffin hole cake muffin hole cake pan.

a funny thing about societies is that i think like fairies, they die if enough people stop believing in them.

That CERN truck carrying the antimatter getting into a slight fender-bender would be the most expensive traffic accident in history.

imagine if you will a haunted tree

not that daniel radcliff and such didn't, but the kids for the new harry potter series look like dorkass losers.

wow crazy the guy who worked for War Crimes Inc is a fan of war crimes.

there's a very cool silent hill-esque fog outside and it makes me feel like the world has ended and i'm the only one left, so it's basically heaven.

one day somehow i'll wake up and find the 7000 raptoreum tokens i have in a wallet somewhere are somehow worth millions of dollars now but i can't remember the passworrd for the wallet.

We're about to see the cringiest emails in the history of cringe

this is a controversial take but big butts are only ok

you might even say he's embattled

that was kind of a boring episode of The Pitt this week to be honest.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

maybe i'm a stupid dumbass idiot but the things that the government "may" do in phase 3 are the things the government *should* do at all times.

(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room) DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us. DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.

Phase 1: Turning and turning in the widening gyre Phase 2: The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Phase 3: Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Phase 4: Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

if willis wants kids in classrooms at all costs, i have a crazy idea to that end. free public transport. for everybody.

LMAO WILLIS CHOKING ON HER OWN WORDS

lmfao

stuff has a lot of gall publishing this while pretending the organization sinead boucher is a part of alongside known racists is "apolitical"

In my latest for @newsroom.co.nz, I argue the government should make public transport free for at least three months. The $50 fuel payment costs $373M/year and doesn't cut a single litre of consumption. Free fares would cost less and actually reduce petrol demand. newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/27/f...

lol nuclear suicide vests are not something i'll ever spend even a picosecond worrying about.

today i learned kids need to learn to write cursive in order to sign their first cheque, which is apparently something americans still do? really? cheques in 2026?

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

update: they are delicious, although berry muffins are the one time white chocolate is acceptable and i feel like they could have used some

i'm makin' blueberry muffins

i imagine this weather sucks very much up north but i gotta say I love it.

yea i've got imposter syndrome. im poster