The 18% of non Christians who were like "I don't believe in him but he's totally coming back" is my fav part

It’s that time of year again. #WestAuckland #Duck #Duckling #Rescue

Embarrassing for Luxon and Peters if this happens while they’re still prevaricating. #NZPol www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

This

I’m sure I saw this as the plot of a medical drama where the husband was having heart problems. Please don’t give people drugs without a prescription.

www.instagram.com/share/BBtz42... #mzpol

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality." - Desmond Tutu

not true

Wanna Get Away? The "Underground House" in Las Vegas, featuring a massive, 1970s-era "luxury" bunker 26 feet below ground with its own lagoon, is yours for $8.5M. Welcome to #FridayNightZillow! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

FOOKIN EMBARRASSING THE LOT OF YAS

Sad lack of reading comprehension.

Damn even the island underage.

What a useless piece of shit. #NZPol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Is it normal to get imposters syndrome when you go shopping for nice shoes?

yeah we're into LLMs (Large Lamb-bridge Models)

The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.

I knew the Russian invasion of Ukraine was stupid but not this bad. Whether the drone was a deliberate strike or an accidental, the whole thing is a total fuckup. #b1m youtu.be/zz_hlKSwXUw

Labour Conference gearing up to be one long dog whistle as the party continues its decline. You can't counter Reform by aping Reform. If Labour loses the next election it'll be down them shifting to the right, not previous supporters voting for Greens, Lib Dems etc. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Brought him to the park to get some exercise.

I like “Tangerine Palpatine”

Indeed you may have encountered some of Hammerstein's (he dropped the aristocratic 'von' at this point) leadership principles in management studies. They're characteristically blunt and on point. They formed the basis for his wholesale overhaul proposals for the Weimar Republic's army. /7

Time to shut it down! We've officially reached peak reddit.

It looks like Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and selling their Dino sculptures

I was a Junior in Wooster High School in Ohio. I was in a class where we were taught to create Crystal Radio sets, requiring an antenna and earphones. I plugged my set in and the first thing I heard was “Kennedy has been shot.” I dropped the earphones; afraid I had made the radio incorrectly.

We housed them all during lockdown but now the government doesn’t give a crap. Sad to see. #NZPol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Shhh let them cook

First time I went to the US I made sure to try Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding-Dongs. They were all absolutely disgusting.

If Ponzi invented his scheme in the 1920s then how come the same concept was used in the 1860s and even written about by Dickens? What did they call it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_s...

When I saw these news reports about a self-replicating worm I assumed they were about David Seymour.

The current state of my work life

If you don't know the story, basically Horniman bought the skin in the 1880s and unfortunately the taxidermist had never seen one so didn't quite know when to stop stuffing, it looks like it's about to explode.

Important news. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

Some of us are old enough to remember what happened right after this graph ends, in 2000. The Nasdaq tipped into decline and spent the following decade losing about 5% in value every year. By 2002, Netscape was owned by AOL and its market share had slumped from 80% in 1996 to 10%. It dead.

Bluesky, just here to say I appreciate you when things are otherwise no laughing matter

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

dudes rock

“Is your body Rapture-ready?”

You don't say?

Imagine if The Rapture happened but it was just Trump.

What’s your sign?

Customer: NICK NAME FOR GRANDMA. HER GRANDSON CALLS HER GUMGUM AND HER NAME IS DIANE. D FOR SHORT DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: DENIED

Arrested because a white woman demanded he change the way he was sitting and when he didn’t, she complained to the conductor about his posture. His posture.

First they came for the cupcake toppings…

He's a journalist like I'm a part-time lettuce farmer from Utrecht called Volslagen Onzin

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

What movie do you consider perfect? youtu.be/BoQTEEmoZgM

@wheresnz.bsky.social what about maps with New Zealand and nobody else?

A press release to beg people to stop criticizing Trump and DHS & ICE agents who are attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping people off the streets, operating concentration camps where members of Congress are not allowed in, and rendering people to foreign lands they've never been to 🤔