OMG I just unintentionally made some chicken korma that is spicier than Satan's anus. RIP my digestive tract.

Food truck Friday at the Puhoi pub!

nVidia: Guys! Guys! Hey, remember how you said that games didn't look enough like AI slop? Everyone: Ah... nVidia: Oh boy, we got you covered, fam.

John Campbell just called me ‘young man’ at Toto’s. I’m 50! 🤣 (He needed to go past me to look in the display cabinet, and politely said ‘Excuse me, young man’ as he slid past)

@stefano The secret to eternal happiness.

Car was low on energy when we got home. ... Had to unplug the other car so I could plug this one in.

Someone’s going to have an expensive drive home…

Yeah nah, the video speaks for itself. #nzpol

"Thankfully the blow is softened by our government’s farsighted decision making, which has lessened the country’s reliance on fossil fuels and opened up non-oil-dependent transport options." Hayden Donnell lists the ways current government screwed up #nzpol thespinoff.co.nz/politics/17-...

Just when you think you can't possibly think someone is any dumber than you already think they are -- "'Nobody thought they were going to hit' - Trump expresses surprise Iran struck neighbours when war started"

I have just been offered a wasabi flavoured rice cracker and hooo boy does it have a kick in the back of the nose

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NZHerald/116237559797248141 Takes a lot of guts to handle a job like this

Pfff. Parliament's web site goes into an endless "verifying your browser" loop with Firefox on Linux. Is working fine on Safari on my phone so it isn't down. Just poorly tested.

Trump: 'You could make the case that maybe we shouldn't be there at all' Yeah… you COULD make that case. In fact I’m willing to bet that pretty much everyone except you and your yes men DID make that case, before you started.

Once again raising a glass to Judge Merchan who had the option of putting Donald Trump in jail before the elections but instead we have World War III. Thanks a fucking lot.

Willis keeps saying 'orders are secure' ... Yes, they are secure. Right up until South Korea decides they want the fuel more than they want to sell it and declare force majeure. Then those orders are going to be cancelled. #nzpol

#uspol #fifa

Ok Whittakers new banana-caramel block... that's a no.

Kerr showing off to bring up the 100 partnership... 😂 #whiteferns

Why aren't Americans calling to impeach the orange toad over this clusterfuck?

Is Winston Peters as unaware as Trump is that Iran gets a vote, too? https://www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360965876/winston-peters-says-donald-trump-can-end-war-when-he-wants

Green Party draft list released: 1. Marama Davidson 2. Chlöe Swarbrick 3. Teanau Tuiono 4. Tamatha Paul 5. Julie Anne Genter 6. Hūhana Melanie Lyndon 7. Lawrence Xu-Nan 8. Lan Pham 9. Ricardo Menéndez March 10. Francisco Hernandez 11. Kahurangi Carter 12. Craig Aaron Pauling 13 […]

"NZ First calls for Covid-19 inquiry focused on vaccine injuries" Oh FFS Winston. Pay for it out of NZ First money. #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/589267/nz-first-calls-for-covid-19-inquiry-focused-on-vaccine-injuries

Final Stage Capitalism: profiting from the solution to a problem you profited from causing. https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/10/agentic_ai_rollback_recovery_cohesity/

Holy crap, this is a terrifying mess. https://youtu.be/oIR8vd-bi8I

They've *already* fled a hardline right-wing government to Australia, Dave. Why would we waste their time and make them come here first? #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/589119/government-may-offer-asylum-to-iranian-female-football-players-seymour-says

'“I would say it was a bad week for the National Party, and four our caucus. We’ve got to do better, all of us, together. Pull together, and remember that our focus is on the New Zealand people,” Education Minister Erica Stanford said' It's a sad indictment on the education of our children when […]

Stats NZ sent me a survey to fill out about my experiences with their survey. Any extra comments? "Thank you for taking the time to survey me about the survey. Everyone loves a good metasurvey!"

'Sure, boss, it's the NEXT poll that really matters, eh?' -- National backbenchers, quietly responding to an informal caucus poll.

'Hegseth said surrender can look a lot of different ways, including person-to-person, but that Trump is the one who will ultimately set the terms, not the Iranians, CNN reported. “Whether they want to admit it or not, whether their pride lets them say it out loud or not — it’s President Trump […]

Really, Stuff? No 4th choice "No, despite the Luxon government's best efforts, I drive an EV?" in your poll about buying petrol?

SNORT #nzpol

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NZHerald/116194424246317834 Betteridge’s Law of Headlines applies

Live: Trump 'must pay the price' - Iranian security chief Good luck with THAT, not even the Americans have managed that so far.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116189447633731294 He also claimed he forgot to pee before they left.

"It's absolutely ridiculous we're going to destroy our reputation as a clean export nation." Has Shane Jones just had a terminal diagnosis or something? This isn't like him at all! This time he's right, though. #nzpol […]

"I have the full support of my team and my caucus." -- Julius Caesar, probably #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/588861/prime-minister-christopher-luxon-absolutely-not-considering-standing-down

That’s what I’m talking about

NZ diesel prices rose immediately in response to the US-Israel airstrikes, and Iran's counterstrikes against Israel and countries with foreign bases including Bahrain, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Jordan, Oman and even the likes of Greek Cyprus. ... Braid says the overseas-owned NZ […]

RE: https://flipboard.com/@kyivindependent/latest-news-3soaprjhz/-/a-PptjUGvCRnyY2bc6ZfotXA%3Aa%3A4087431301-%2F0 jfc america

Quote in September last year for a high-memory compute server. £28,000. Quote today for the _exact same machine_. £90,500 This is for medical research. Saving lives. When I say LLMs are killing people by killing research computing, this is what I mean. @davidgerard.co.uk @edzitron.com

Oh wow, the CIA are trying a totally new idea. This will surely never backfire on America. https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/588654/cia-working-to-arm-kurdish-forces-to-spark-uprising-in-iran-sources-say

I have a 2023 51kWh MG ZS EV with 82,000km on it to sell, in case anyone wants one. (Just upgraded to a 2026 73kWh one thanks to MG NZ needing to get a bunch off their books prior to end of financial year) […]

#nadella: "How are things going with our #ai pushing?" #microsoft as a whole: "Great! It's going GREAT! It's so great!" https://tech4gamers.com/windows-12-reportedly-relasing-2026-modular-ai-focused-os/ It will also include transparent glass elements and a floating taskbar. Just like Vista!

Spare a tear for the ultra-wealthy. https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/588583/new-zealand-faces-shortage-of-ultra-luxury-housing

Listen, Ford has told you this already. The "things" are ALSO PEOPLE. #scifietiquette #hashtaggames

PSA, starting to see this spammer/scammer popping up all over the place. Report.