Hope they all get the white blindness

CALLED IT! *cough* Hbullshit *cough* Hbullshit! Shame on your lying undoes Luxon! #NZPol

Four 📖 Faves: Stephen King

I swear this farewell to wassaname is all "We cried tears onto angles and the angels turned those tears to AR-15, come on y'all let's go a shootin'!!!"

There are two types of constant readers, those who think The Stand is Stephen King's magnum opus, and those who know it's The Dark Tower Series

I give you a government that operates like it is being run by 4th formers. No care, no responsibility with fuck you attitude #nzpol

why is luxon wearing a high vis vest for this announcement? him wearing that is hilarious to me. especially standing next to stanford looking all professional and like an actual politician. not a weenis in a suit and high vis.

...and if they're lucky they can be "grateful" for a lunch of warmed-over offal, in a prefab classroom slapped together by what remains of the construction industry, whilst being taught by overworked and underpaid teachers (NB strictly in English, no reo, also no art history etc) #nzpol #backontrack

People will tell you Myanmar and New Zealand have little in common but in fact they're two of just a few world nations that don't recognise the State of Palestine

I grew up in a very specific gen x period where The PufnStuf movie was on TV every school holiday and we only had one or two TV stations so everyone watched the movies and I was one of the different children Mama Cass was singing for and she helped me love being different 💘

IT IS I FUCKEN KNEW IT www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Pretty as a midsummer's morn' They call her Dawn Dawn Go away I'm no good for you Oh Dawn Stay with him, he'll be good to you Hang on (hang on) Hang on to you

Gene clenching for a high note

My dad just did the most grandpa from Charlie and the Chocolate factory shit! I put on some Everly Brothers for him, he jumped up off the couch to pull his signature dance move, it starts at 1 foot & shivers up his leg, through the pelvis & down the other side, all whilst leaning on a walking stick!

Having shot itself in both feet the failing economummy staggers towards a fresh pile of bandages that turn out to be a mirage

Is it really "fast-tracking" or "accelerating" when it's basically restarting some of the 100-odd projects you iced a year ago, putting the construction sector into a nosedive? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Pulling the handbrake on ALL of the school building programs is one of the things they did to bring construction to it's knees. What cha gonna ramp up with now that everyones shifted to Australia? #NZPol

Look at the tendons standing out on his neck while he's singing with one of the best voices that ever fuckin' lived!

Holy shit, the actual video for 24 Hours from Tulsa Pitney is riding on a Greyhound bus that is empty but for him They are filming him from the luggage rack!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ dedication to the bit

Remember when OG CSI had the miniature killer and they would make an intricate model of the murder scene? That was just my favourite. I love an ongoing story and the miniatures were so fuckin' good

Finally we've found Cujo's weakness!

😂 #NZLabour #nzpol

What a sweet picture of Moo Deng 🩵

Well!!! That was some rabbit hole (I was planning to do this anyway). American 49 British 53 Australian 1 New Zealand 1 as per Wikipedia. 1/4

Told my dad we are watching Robin Hood (Prince of Thieves) and he looked really excited!

what movie do you consider "perfect?"

Denial is a line that runs through his bald head #NZPol

Other unforced errors expected by Luxon today Hold press conference with his shower cap still on Recognise state of Palantir Nominate Nicola Willis for Nobel prize in economics Face rake twice

It's not a race It's not about frickin' targets It's not our fault #NZPol

My Picks ’n Mixes & Chorus today: Christchurch ED doctors plead for help over staffing, funding & space shortages; 'Patients leaving EDs after many hours & dropping dead in carpark'; Underfunding chosen to keep mortgage rates low #nzpol thekaka.substack.com/p/choosing-m...

Found something I would rather have gravel poured in my ears than listen to! #NZPol

#NZPol It's worth remembering that: 1) In 1984, Labour Prime Minister David Lange banned nuclear-powered or nuclear-armed ships from using New Zealand ports or entering New Zealand waters

Seconding this for anyone who needs to hear it. My last drink was January 9, 2016, and I got a LOT of mileage out of "I picked the wrong year to quit drinking," which was in no small part my Gen X gallows humor getting me through that brutal year. If you need help, reach out. You're not alone.

Doctors, nurses, and teachers are all striking because they care about their patients and students, not just because their pay increases are less than inflation They’re striking because everything else is being eroded around them and they can no longer deliver the care and teaching we all deserve

Beaten by the ‘strayans again.

Noted on Luxon's weekly word fart this morning on RNZ he never tried to say "Labour did it", they are focusing on Trump's tariffs which I bet focus groups as "roundly unpopular", but also the "Labour did it" line has become tired and people don't believe it Up yours fuck face #NZPol #FoxysNews

#nzpol Do we have to do this all the time? beehive.govt.nz/release/20-mil… It’s not new funding. “the initiative will be funded from Health New Zealand’s baseline”. So it’s actually being cut from somewhere else. We already underfunded the health system at the Budget. This is a further cut

From Clint Smith on Twitter. Deleted original because I missed TVNZ's full piece on the announcement. #nzpol

Premium Home / Business Cost-of-living crisis: Almost half of Kiwis going backwards financially Cameron Smith Online Business Editor·NZ Herald· 22 Sep, 2025 05:00 AM Some highlights #NZPol

The only wage Luxon wants up in his own #NZPol

We also have a partial solar eclipse this morning (about 69% peak where I live) but the skies did not cooperate and this was as much coverage as we got before the sun moved behind a cloud layer.

*Wheezing*

Sincerely though, who takes a limo across the road?

Given 1) The Māori Economy can match our cities pound for pound in terms of $/GDP output 2) Iwi are more than capable in Planning and City/Town Building Iwi reaching out to international ventures and trade is not only prudent but will leave Pakeha in their wake www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/waikato-t...

Moo Deng is getting do teenager 😍😍😍

Brian Roche going "look at the big numbers" and then it's revealed for Primary it's "from 1.43 percent to 2.52 percent pay increase in the first year, and between 1.3 percent and 2.1 percent in the second year" www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Willie Jackson said some things 👏 #nzpol #ResignNicola #OneTermGovernment #NoConfidence #Election2026

Do ya reckon Luxon has the cojones to sack Willis? #NZPol

You mean like the University you studied, the support you got, the social housing that was available at the time, the airlane you used to go places, the health system that was available to you and now you want to take away from everyone else you tosser! www.1news.co.nz/2025/01/24/s...

How hilarious are the whiney losers who are bitter about Dame Jacinda Ardern? Have a fucken sook eh?