Made a childcuterie board for dinner which was demolished swiftly.

It’s nearly that time

This time last year we were travelling around the UK in a rental - and have to say the weather was a lot nicer there - colder but sunny and nice. Auckland is such shite.

Asking for permission to steal would kill the burglary industry is the same logic.

Happy Birthday @melbailey.bsky.social - hope you’re having a lovely day.

For those wondering who the Massey professor is pushing this 'too much holiday' narrative on 1 news, I point you to the NZ Initiative website. This is just blatant atlas neolib propoganda being enabled by Jason Walls' softball journalism. #nzpol #atlasnetwork www.nzinitiative.org.nz/about-us/our...

I was the most blocked account on bluesky for a day for this bsky.app/profile/hamm...

Singing that classic It’s A Long Way To The Shop When You Want A Cheese Roll?

Wow. Weather so nice.

Hey, @newsroom.co.nz - this piece by Braunias is not ok and you should delete it immediately.

That wind has been so strong today it lifted the cover off our ceiling access panel and moved it a foot sideways.

It's only “DEI” if it comes from liberal coastal cities. Otherwise it's just sparkling white supremacy.

So the dense media post a video of a man “car surfing” so it raises the notoriety and appeal of “car surfing” to dumb idiots who want to become notorious. Wow. So clever.

So pretty

I've also complained to AT about this before Christmas as the whole stretch is just covered in parked cars. No response from them yet tho 🤷

Hang Five 875 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ✅ 100%

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, fuck boys” - Ugluk

Australia beaten in 2 days - lmao

decades-long manhunt finally ends

11:11

It’s nearly that time

Hello @playhangfive.com - Merry Christmas. A suggestion - I reckon if you end up in the top 10%, that should become part of the share text - a little bragging rights should be awarded 😀 Might look like this Hang Five 874 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ✅ 100% You’re in the top 5%

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

I mean, you’d think it was pretty obvious, wouldn’t you? 💭🙄 #nzpol

"One of the most blatant forms of Christian hypocrisy in our time is Christians holding all ordinary people accountable to the most rigid moral standards while simultaneously holding themselves and their preferred politicians accountable to no standards at all." Rev B. Cremer

This is outrageous. (A save for later for @duncanwebbmp.bsky.social, @beefaerie.bsky.social) Thank you for your work here, cj #nzpol

Happy Summer! Better living everyone !

Strands #663 “Please hold” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵

Someone has adorned the Grinch on the Real Estate agents next door. Merry Christmas !

Inspired by this video, this is a first car vs current car challenge to compare the size on carsized.com It’s kinda fun. My first car was a Fiat 124 1973 - my current car a VW Golf GTE

Peggy and Mabel say Meri Kirihimete ki a koutou ko te whānau (Don’t think they enjoyed their elf hats 🤣)

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Merry Christmas NZ ! Eat, drink, be merry - like there’s no tomorrow!!

Friendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a lot of people are talking about biological sexes right now. Lots of folks make biological sex seem really simple. Well, since it’s so simple, let’s find the biological roots, shall we? Let’s talk about sex...[a thread] (Reposted from the other site)

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Wrapping complete ✅ Phew

It's Christmas Quiz time. 20 festive questions which are probably too hard - sorry. Please share so others can suffer forms.gle/MK5tb1SkK2LS...

PSA for Russell @publicaddress.bsky.social - don’t forget to put out the recycling 😀

There used to be a huge metal winch by the harbour here - any idea what’s happened to it?

EVs hit 38% of the UKs new car market cleantechnica.com/2025/12/22/e...

Just scrolled the entire NZ Herald landing page - not a single story on the apparent India NZ FTA. It’s Luxon’s turkey. #nzpol

👀 #nzpol

JESUS CHRIST BUT I'VE BEEN IN THIS MEETING

A Lord of the Rings cover band called The Little Rivendell Band Hang on, hobbits on the way They’ll be there as fast as they can Hang on, a tiny voice did say From somewhere deep inside Khazad-dûm

She’d almost certainly lose it.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called The Little Rivendell Band Hang on, hobbits on the way They’ll be there as fast as they can Hang on, a tiny voice did say From somewhere deep inside Khazad-dûm

Three Waters anyone?? #nzpol

I remember when New Zealand had safe tap-water.