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Mr Henry said he knew nothing about computers and anyway I was nowhere near their server

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The kind of reason I moved to Ghost

We’ve got incredible solar and wind potential and Winston wants to drill for fucking oil. Swear to god if he had a chainsaw he’d be trying to saw the tree down without starting the engine. www.davidslack.net/glossary-ent...

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LOL what are you trying to write here, NYT? If you ask me he wasn't even eligible for the stupid fucken peace prize

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If (like me) you find millions vs billions hard, try scaling down the numbers. Say Labour’s PT fare cap costs $65. Or even a hundred bucks. Then one (1) expressway = $6000 And the full set? $55,000💰 By all means count the pennies – but keep your eye on that fat suitcase of cash labelled “RONS”👀

This could be a challenge to my great esteem of Stuff

a short poem about horse-sized despair

I really want to vote National this election but they just don't have the Energy

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Space aliens just stuffed Luxon, Willis and Seymour and Simeon. into their spaceship and took off from Parliament Feels like we just won the Lotto

Lawry is appealing the IPCA decision. “I was assaulted that night. It was an eye-opener that’s still very raw. I didn’t like to think that we had racism here in Whangārei but that to me it’s still very prominent.”🔗 Read the full details: ebx.sh/kd4iaB

I am SO OVER lefties making out like the Bish is "one of the good guys" when he is quite happy to sell our vulnerable communities down the river. The Bish values his career, his paycheck, and his wealthy mates over ordinary NZers. Folk need to stop pretending that Tories care about us #nzpol

Markwayne will surely have the same praise for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

As a former Labour govt staffer I wish to disclose that any mockery I spray at Prime Minister comes from: 1% old loyalties 1% ideology 1% enjoying a joke 97% astonishment anyone could be this shit at it

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

We have changed from a country where most everyone got served a reasonable helping to one where now the favoured get extra large plates groaning with more than anyone could eat and the majority get slops on smaller cardboard ones

As an interesting experiment, scroll this 'personally autographed' fan photo up so you can no longer see the eyes, just the teeth. Try to find the smile or the humanity, that is one cold fish, brother.

What The Luxon Years Produced, In One Picture

NZ Herald once again publishes lies by lying liar Richard Prebble, who blames Labour & the Greens for *sigh* banning offshore oil and gas exploration and *sigh* praises Luxon for restarting it. He lies about what the left's position is and lies about the solution. I hope he does this for free.

So all these journalists and commentators are gonna to a mea culpa and admit their 'expert analysis' was wrong, right? Right?

Bit of a Giuliani prediction

At some point I expect my eyeballs to sustain lasting harm from the rolling

Digital work 2026 in black blue and red "Most Dire And Comically Woeful PM In More Than A Hundred Years"

Would be great to see this in NZ numbers if someone feels inclined :)

Because it's the law, I just leave your wallet where it is in your pocket and I don't grandly proclaim my forbearance And this is why, SUV driver who made a grand demonstrative wave of your hand bestowing me permission to proceed across the crossing you were approaching at speed, I LOLed

Many business types are notorious for only being interested in talking to the media when it suits them. Once again, the onetime mediocre CEO is being a mediocre CEO and not a PM

Big win, boss! Big win! We think you should lead with it in the election: "Hi New Zealand, I'm the leader who managed to survive a vote of confidence the other day"

Paul Goldsmith, asked whether he accepts that te Tiriti is Aotearoa's founding document, says he accepts that it was the document that was signed at its founding. A careful pseudo-acceptance that is actually a refusal #racist

No-hoper saved by circle of doom

I have the support of my caucus as leader and we have agreed to build four more motorways and a convention centre #businessasusualgoingnowhere

White smoke coming out of Bishop's ears would be formal indication they've stuck with the no-hoper