David Slack
@davidslack.bsky.social
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Ghost any day now
a short poem about horse-sized despair
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I really want to vote National this election but they just don't have the Energy
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Top work
www.greaterauckland.org.nz/2026/05/25/t...
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Top 10 politicians who made City Rail Link happen - Greater Auckland
This year will see the opening of the City Rail Link project. A
https://www.greaterauckland.org.nz/2026/05/25/top-10-politicians-who-made-city-rail-link-happen/
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Space aliens just stuffed Luxon, Willis and Seymour and Simeon. into their spaceship and took off from Parliament Feels like we just won the Lotto
14 days ago
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subslack.substack.com/p/what-the-g...
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Lawry is appealing the IPCA decision. “I was assaulted that night. It was an eye-opener that’s still very raw. I didn’t like to think that we had racism here in Whangārei but that to me it’s still very prominent.”🔗 Read the full details:
ebx.sh/kd4iaB
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Racism claim after ‘good Samaritan’ charged, then found not guilty
Jamie Lawry wonders if his treatment by police was motivated by racism after an encounter after he tried to help someone on his way home from a family dinn
https://ebx.sh/kd4iaB
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Dr Bex
19 days ago
I am SO OVER lefties making out like the Bish is "one of the good guys" when he is quite happy to sell our vulnerable communities down the river. The Bish values his career, his paycheck, and his wealthy mates over ordinary NZers. Folk need to stop pretending that Tories care about us
#nzpol
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Markwayne will surely have the same praise for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho
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22 days ago
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As a former Labour govt staffer I wish to disclose that any mockery I spray at Prime Minister comes from: 1% old loyalties 1% ideology 1% enjoying a joke 97% astonishment anyone could be this shit at it
23 days ago
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David Farrier
24 days ago
new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT:
www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
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Everlee Has Disappeared
Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.
https://www.webworm.co/everleehasdisappeared/
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We have changed from a country where most everyone got served a reasonable helping to one where now the favoured get extra large plates groaning with more than anyone could eat and the majority get slops on smaller cardboard ones
24 days ago
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As an interesting experiment, scroll this 'personally autographed' fan photo up so you can no longer see the eyes, just the teeth. Try to find the smile or the humanity, that is one cold fish, brother.
27 days ago
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What The Luxon Years Produced, In One Picture
29 days ago
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Daily Indignation
29 days ago
NZ Herald once again publishes lies by lying liar Richard Prebble, who blames Labour & the Greens for *sigh* banning offshore oil and gas exploration and *sigh* praises Luxon for restarting it. He lies about what the left's position is and lies about the solution. I hope he does this for free.
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Daily Indignation
about 1 month ago
So all these journalists and commentators are gonna to a mea culpa and admit their 'expert analysis' was wrong, right? Right?
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Bit of a Giuliani prediction
about 1 month ago
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At some point I expect my eyeballs to sustain lasting harm from the rolling
about 1 month ago
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Digital work 2026 in black blue and red "Most Dire And Comically Woeful PM In More Than A Hundred Years"
about 1 month ago
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Would be great to see this in NZ numbers if someone feels inclined :)
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about 1 month ago
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Because it's the law, I just leave your wallet where it is in your pocket and I don't grandly proclaim my forbearance And this is why, SUV driver who made a grand demonstrative wave of your hand bestowing me permission to proceed across the crossing you were approaching at speed, I LOLed
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about 1 month ago
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Many business types are notorious for only being interested in talking to the media when it suits them. Once again, the onetime mediocre CEO is being a mediocre CEO and not a PM
about 1 month ago
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Big win, boss! Big win! We think you should lead with it in the election: "Hi New Zealand, I'm the leader who managed to survive a vote of confidence the other day"
about 1 month ago
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Idiot/Savant
about 1 month ago
Paul Goldsmith, asked whether he accepts that te Tiriti is Aotearoa's founding document, says he accepts that it was the document that was signed at its founding. A careful pseudo-acceptance that is actually a refusal
#racist
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No-hoper saved by circle of doom
about 1 month ago
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I have the support of my caucus as leader and we have agreed to build four more motorways and a convention centre
#businessasusualgoingnowhere
about 1 month ago
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White smoke coming out of Bishop's ears would be formal indication they've stuck with the no-hoper
about 1 month ago
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Arriving shortly
about 2 months ago
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Luxon is the very model of the manager who is flat out the whole time and highly paid to achieve absolutely sweet fuckall
about 2 months ago
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PM laser focused on next move
about 2 months ago
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If Old Mate Grabaseat had been nicer to the pilots one of them might be able to give him some guidance about nosedives
about 2 months ago
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Going back to the counter to ask for another Big Mac. This one’s completely embattled
about 2 months ago
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Pick your PM 🔽 Old Mate Grabaseat 🔽 Nicola of Marsden 🔽 Bishop 🔽 Simeon Praise-The-Lord-and-Let's-Do-Some Caning Brown ⚡Someone else, please God, someone else
about 2 months ago
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Excited to learn if we are about get Prime Minister Bishop Also excited to learn if the lolly jar is going to be swapping from green jellybeans to yellow ones
about 2 months ago
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Strangest thing just happened. Was lacing up my Allbirds when the right one asked me if I’d like a weather update
about 2 months ago
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"I wish to see action on the climate crisis" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that" "Not that"
about 2 months ago
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Worse yet, the only history of this time to survive will be an AI story about Pope Artemis II naked wrestling King Donald on Epstein Island
about 2 months ago
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Is he still napping? Or has he moved on to "And Don't Get Me Started About That Loser Jesus"
about 2 months ago
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Luxon uses the imagery of a sunset technology to enthuse about our exciting future. For a subsidised Tesla owner he's tragically backward-looking.
about 2 months ago
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Greenpeace International 🌍
about 2 months ago
Something is starting to shift. Millions of people are waking up to what the fossil fuel lobby has spent decades trying to hide: clean energy is cheaper, safer and doesn't need a single bomb dropped to keep the lights on.
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NZ in good position, says PM
about 2 months ago
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Saying “I am not a victim” is the very most un-MAGA thing you can say
about 2 months ago
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We have the Twenty-Fifth Amendment. Now is the time to use it.
It's past time for Trump to be removed from office. This is a global crisis. It's time for J.D. Vance and the Cabinet to invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisgeidner/p/donald-trump-must-be-removed-twenty-five?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
about 2 months ago
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Mr Luxon, what planes does your airline fly? *awkward silence* Do you have Boeings perhaps? *excitedly* Oh yeah yeah! We’ve got the Boeing 007! And, and, the Rolls Royce
about 2 months ago
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The PM's office has issued a boil water notice for watching the Prime Minister talking. "If you find it too painful to watch him being a plodding dumbass, just pop your hands in the kettle for a moment to take your mind off things"
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about 2 months ago
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Aaron Rupar
about 2 months ago
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Nation now not only short of petrol but also the letter S after every bastard needlessly plunks it at end of Daylight Saving
about 2 months ago
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All around the neighborhood people want me to take their free feijoas that I cannot stomach and now here comes Amanda Luxon saying “I want you to swallow this he’s really great if you try him”
2 months ago
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That reshuffle in full: Bishop: I'm better than any of these other dropkicks Luxon: Nobody calls me a dropkick Goldsmith: Thank you sir please may I have another Penk: FIGJAM
2 months ago
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