And the medal for the most Adderall goes to..

FUN FACT: It’s understandable that a dude who declared bankruptcy six times doesn't know what affordability means.

Basic law 101: the single tap was just as criminal as the double tap.

Hakeem Jeffries is the Merrick Garland of House minority leaders.

UNFUN FACT: Pete Hegseth is responsible for killing more people for Trump's cult than Charles Manson is responsible for killing for his cult.

They go after Walz for tampons. You know fucking what? I’d rather have the guy who makes tampons available than the guy who raped girls before they even needed them.

Me, I don’t want to see his MRI report; I want to see his autopsy report.

One day, Stephen Miller will be treated like a human piñata.

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Why so much uproar from maga and not just thoughts and prayers like they do for massacred school children..

Whoever shot those National Guard members, remember that Donald Trump is an accomplice.

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Kristi Noem looks like a cadaver that has had too much formaldehyde pumped into her face.

Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy. That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.

Bolsonaro is what happens when six Supreme Court justices aren't co-conspirators.

The Epstein files will show us why Donald Trump refused to take a DNA test for E. Jean Carroll.

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The only thing DOGE accomplished was making Elon Musk a trillionaire. When tf do we eat the mfing rich?

He should have said I’m sitting here talking to you and you’re just as much a threat to democracy.

Don Jr and Eric Trump after seeing their father show more affection towards Zohran Mamdani and MbS.

We went from being part of NATO to being part of the Axis of Evil under Donald Trump. That’s what happens when when our leader is a convicted felon who is a pedophile.

The CDC is being dismantled by an ex-heroin junkie who would bang dope with dirty needles.

It's easy for Karoline Leavitt to defend pedophiles because her husband was 32 years old the day she was born.

A red MAGA hat is more of a hate symbol than a swastika at this point.

Now we know when JD Vance called Donald Trump America’s Hitler, he meant it as compliment.

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Unfun-fact: Donald Trump will release Ghislaine Maxwell before releasing the full Epstein files.

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Ohio State bathrooms have entered the chat…

If Andrew Tate were a woman, he’d be Ghislaine Maxwell.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is reaping what she has sown. Fuck her and anyone who believes she has changed.

Spoiler alert: the Epstein files have been compromised

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. ~ Jean Rostand

Ima tell my grandkids this was Donald Trump and Bill Clinton

Fascist: Pam Bondi See how easy that was

Grokipedia is Mein Kampf for Dummies

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Adelita Grijalva is coming into Congress like she's Olivia Benson, and I'm here for it 🍿🍿

If Ghislaine Maxwell were blonde, she’d be Karoline Leavitt.

“I know how dirty Donald Trump is” -Jeffrey Epstein Within a year of this email, Jeffrey Epstein was dead.

Donald Trump is keeping food off children's plates while allowing sex trafficker and fellow pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell to order takeout from a federal prison camp.

man, I can understand how people slowly move to the “let’s just burn shit to the ground and start over”

*BREAKING* Donald Trump pardons fellow pedophile Rudy Giuliani; up next, fellow pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell.

So Chuck Schumer is going to vote to open the government. What happened? Did John Thune offer him a 50-year mortgage?

I am fully embracing the dark woke thing today regarding Chuck Schumer. Drop dead you fucking idiot. You useless shit. You goddamn buffoon. Falling for the same "well we got a promise" shit over and over and over again. You spineless shit.

Chuck Schumer makes Neville Chamberlain look like Mike fucking Tyson

POS who used bankruptcy court six separate times to avoid paying millions to contractors, is now using the Supreme Court to avoid paying SNAP benefits to families with children. His demise can’t come soon enough.

The two worst presidents in American history were Donald Trump.

The GOP is petrified of Zohran Mamdani because they know once democratic socialism works here, as it has in Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Finland, they will never be elected again.