Non-gazillionaire Republican voters are morons.

I hope Pam Bondi experiences immense pain until the day she dies. Fuck that cunt.

The only thing I want to know about Trump’s health is that he is dead.

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.

FUN FACT: No one has committed more assassination attempts against Donald Trump than Donald Trump.

BREAKING: DOUCHEBAG ENDORSES DOUCHEBAG IN TEXAS SENATE RACE.

My biggest issue with the DOJ is that it is being run by a convicted felon who is a pedophile.

Hey, Dumbass, you were CONVICTED of 34 felonies.

The Republican Party doesn’t give af about the Epstein files because the guy who is in them the most is the same guy who is helping them cheat in the midterm elections. It’s beyond fascism at this point.

The United States of America has no king, but as a republic we do have a sovereign, the people We rule this country, and it’s government !!! Do not allow the government to rule us, fight against the tyranny 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The Trump regime: noun, verb, Joe Biden

House Republicans pose a more imminent threat to our country than Iran ever did. It ain’t even close.

Fuck Pete Hegseth Fuck SCOTUS Fuck the GOP And most of all, Fuck Donald Trump 86 47

Is the DOJ also going to indict Trump for posting this video of one of his supporters with a giant photo of Biden hogtied on the back of his truck? Seems worse than 86 47, no?

The way Mike Johnson protects pedophiles, you’d think he was the Pope.

How bad are the remaining Epstein files for Donald Trump? He will fire his AG, annihilate a whole civilization, start a fight with the Pope, post a meme of himself as Jesus, invade Cuba, all to distract us from releasing them. Spoiler alert: Our President raped children.

Next time, instead of DoorDash Grandma delivering to Trump, can we have DoorDash Luigi Mangione instead?

Eric Swalwell is accused of sexual assault against young women and Democrats want him to step down; Donald Trump is accused of sexual assault against young kids and Republicans want to put him on Mount Rushmore.

In a perfect world..

Fixed it

Donald Trump’s corpse would be a better President than Donald Trump.

Pam Bondi is about to go from being Donald Trump's Roy Cohn to being Richard Nixon's John Mitchell. And I can’t fucking wait lol

Fixed it

Fuck SCOTUS and their conversion therapy ruling. The only conversion therapy this country needs is to cure MAGA of fascism and being idiots.

Naming an airport after a convicted criminal and pedophile with a 36% approval rating is a fucking joke heard around the world.

Donald Trump is driving our economy the same way Tiger Woods drives his SUVs.

CPAC is KKK spelled with four letters.

House Republicans are as worthless as a FIFA Peace Prize.

It's insane how MAGA freaks out about 10 transgender student-athletes in college sports but doesn’t give af about their cult leader being mentioned in the Epstein files more than a million times. It’s truly a cult of stupids.

Omfg someone put this fucking guy out of our misery

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.

Airport security tomorrow.

I wish he would fuck off and die.

Fixed it

The 🇺🇸 has murdered 159 people in boats without a warrant or a trail. This is murder. They have been convicted of no crime hell they weren’t even accused or arrested for a crime. That makes us murderers. WTF 🤬 why the hell is no one stopping this shit 💩

We're at war with Iran because there was an imminent threat that the world would find out that Donald Trump raped children.

John Fetterman is a democrat the same way Lindsey Graham is straight.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz.

Praying Donald suffers a massive heart attack in his sleep tonight.

Just a quick reminder that Epstein and Trump weren’t only the best of friends; they were also co-conspirators in the rape of children.

Georgia's 14th Congressional District is a hotbed of stupid motherfuckers.

Mission Accomplished

Arrest the goddamn president

Donald Trump is the most prolific serial killer in American history. It ain't even close.

You want to go there, let’s go there… Truth is treason in an empire of lies. - George Orwell, 1984

Replacing Noem with Mullin is like replacing Aileen Wuornos with John Wayne Gacy.

The same rubes who think Donald Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war are the same rubes who think Donald Trump, who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run an economy. This is what Trump Derangement Syndrome truly looks like.

Pam Bondi is the Roy Cohn of Ghislaine Maxwells.

You know who invades Iran without going to Congress? Someone who is not “fully exonerated” for raping kids in the Epstein files.