And can it be in gold?

I get by on two hours’ sleep a month, I’ve worked in 400 countries, I eat two motivational books a day & I rescued Air NZ single handed. I’m also incredibly humble so it goes against my nature to ask but I was just wondering, guys would you like to erect a 200 foot statue of me at Auckland Airport?

“Wild” camping = camping “Wild” swimming = … swimming? “Wild” toileting = shitting in the bush lol ☺️

Didn’t get the Wordle. Didn’t get the connections Barely got hang five ☹️

Robin Williams once said "Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them." It’s no joke though.

Today I am at the hospital (not me this time) and in the next cubicle there's an old guy with a head injury, so they did a cognitive impairment test including "who is the Prime Minister?" He gives a chuckle and says "Luxon, but not for much longer" and the nurses go "well your mind seems to be ok"

Stage 1 luxo in denial Stage 2 petrol heads hate luxo Stage 3 luxo is 5% National 8% at election Stage 4 Greens lead us to a life without fossil fuels and luxo

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I do not understand how the ABSOLUTELY VOLUNTARY destruction of the original ferry replacement is not a massive political scandal?! It was a reflexive ideological decision that has disadvantaged the country significantly.

love how over here on the algo-less blue sky i have no idea that there's a trend going on

someone was asking the other day if the power bill went up as a result of owning evs. my answer was not noticeably. but also we now own three cars: 2008 petrol car - 500km = $130 2017 EV - 500km = $30 (incl RUC) 2022 EV - 500km = $34 (incl RUC) ... so ... #renewables #EV #RUC #Aotearoa

Each Covid-19 wave wrecks your health. Here's what you can do. www.rnz.co.nz/life/wellbei...

Thousands of authors publish ‘empty’ book in protest over AI using their work

The Public Health Communication Centre Aotearoa recommended in *2024* to extend eligibility for additional doses to younger age groups, especially those at occupational risk. Could NZ media please follow up on why public health expert recommendations are not being followed, as a new wave ramps up 🫠

Luxon almost called Ingrid Hipkiss "Erica" while defending his premiership in the RNZ interview this morning. Hmm.

All of Aotearoa/ New Zealand to Christopher Luxon, March 2026: #NZPol

Guardian columnist spitting facts. #nzpol

They have been dropped off the roll entirely which is incredible given she voted in the last election and has not moved premises since. Check your enrolment status, folk! enrol. vote. (2/2)

I have just learned a woman on the Maori electoral roll checked her details overnight and found she was registered as living in a place a long way from where she actually lives. #NZPol #ElectoralRollThis news caused one of the people I live with to check their status. (1/2)

Just remembering how Luxon bought a new Tesla EV when there was a Clean Car Discount, then cancelled the policy so others couldn't do it, and is now canning the Clean Car Standards and adding a new tax to petrol. What a guy. #nzpol

Malaaaaaaawi #Toto #Africa www.instagram.com/reel/DVhkT21...

This is like that Tom Holland dance video… same rules apply.

Gotta love this 🤩

Not tikanga. Dirty colonisers 🤮 #nzpol

So if we want to know why dialysis is being rationed, there's a clear answer: it's so the 311 richest families in the country can enjoy one of the lowest effective tax rates in the world. We're killing people in order to make the ultra-rich ultra-richer

RATIONING DIALYSIS

He contracted to the Saudi Arabian government and then pretended not to know about it! He fucked up a Virgin Australia deal because the Virgin guy hated him! He was told off for signing off on sexist Unilever ads! He is shit at everything!

Have they taken out Netanyahu?

Excellent :) #nzpol

Made it to Friday but at what cost

What a pos There aren’t enough obscenities to describe these people.

Absolutely brilliant

@henrycooke.bsky.social can you ask about THIS?!?!?

Through play and movement, the Turi Māori community is reconnecting with their ancestry. This wānanga creates a vital bridge between Deaf Māori and Te Ao Māori.

Auto cabbage just corrected “journalists” to “hound liars” 💀

Seen in Ōtepoti today

The day the Strait of Hormuz is closed, we buy a second EV. talk about timing.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Here’s Luxon saying NZ supports “any action” to stop Iran and me following up to ask if that would include carpet bombing (vid via RNZ)

someone said today was the first day of autumn and i did not appreciate it

If we don’t build housing to solve homelessness, we don’t really want to solve homelessness. #UrbanTruth

Correctness.

I mean we all know these **incredible people have to be, like, five or ten times better than everyone else eh? Because racism conferred v significant disadvantage etc etc, eh.

lol #nzpol

I'm just so fucking tired of this fucking nightmare hellscape of a society

These people are not intelligent enough to hide their intentions. 🫠

Families are starving!! This is not hyperbole. The Salvation Army is a conservative organisation. The Government’s latest response to the dire situation people are finding themselves in is to jail homeless people - many of whom they made homeless. #nzpol Ffs. Vote for people that really care.