Check for your glasses before leaving home. Case in bag. Check. Get to work, case is empty. So, it’s going to be one of THOSE days I see.

So this morning’s WX1 chooses to sit in the traffic on SH16 instead of using the EMPTY bus lane on the causeway. WTF.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.

Got to name my sister’s newborn twins! Welcome to the world, Denise and Denephew!

Auckland is a dump they say, no foot traffic they say, nobody wants to go to the city they say ..... Auckland city hold my beer!

So msft created DocumentDB, then renamed it to CosmosDB, then added Mongo compatibility, then renamed it to DocumentDB. So now we have CosmosDB AND DocumentDB. #namingthisishard

website developers know this, if your website forces me to use Chrome i won't be using your site or buying anything from your site, not ever. building a website that works in other browsers is not fucking hard. do better.

love it when a service provider gives charges a fcking fortune, provides shit service, responds aggressively and defensively when you provide feedback on areas they fcked up and should improve on, AND then they send you a link to give them a Google Review .....

Suits and sneakers are just dumb it’s not cool. It’s not trendy. It’s dumb.

At least this Monday is a Tuesday

Someone should tell bellend Simeon and that idiot Bishop that this cycle malarkey will never take off. Nobody rides bikes in Auckland. Except here, apparently, where 9/10 people at this restaurant arrived by bicycle.

Yup, definitely a terrible day

It’s a lovely day to not be working.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Same as Jacinda. She didn’t leave, she was bullied and hounded and made to feel unsafe in her home.

TOOL WERE OUTSTANDING!!!!! Please come back again soon @toolmusic.bsky.social!!!!

Friday afternoon. Auckland traffic. Insanity. It's taken 90 mins to drive up SH20 from SH1 to SH16. That's pretty much walking speed. And 95% of that, single occupaant cars.

I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. His mum was furious with me.

Not sure people realize the struggle of the Tally Man in tallying the bananas

But nothing comes close to Metallica in full flight 🤘🤘🤘

Evanescence were incredible!!!!

'tallica train

Over the span of 11 years, 115 people have died in weightlifting related accidents in the gym. In the same period of 11 years only 1 person has died eating a donut Make good choices people 🍩🍩🍩

Anyone I know already in the 'tallica merch line?!?! This is going so slowly.

Topped out ⭐️ 📸 3D

It took me waaaaaay to long to realize this was a shower and not a Dalek.

THIS IS NOT STADIUM CONCERT WEATHER!!

People don't ride bicycles, clearly. This cycling thing is a waste of time & money, obviously ....

Ummmmmmm, not sure this is the best name for a fragrance. Just saying.

Ok folks, it’s atmospheric river time here in Tāmaki Makaurau …..

Ooooh goodie a Behemoth Beer advent calendar …. Do I have to wait until 1 Dec to start? Can I only drink 1 a day? Torture!!

since when has Google been selling advertising on Google Maps!?!?! is nowhere sacred and free from ads anymore!?!

Why!?!? How much do cruise passengers actually spend in a city when the ship docks overnight?!? Maybe they spend large at some tacky curio shop, but where else? Unlikely hospo sees much, if any, uptick as passengers eat & drink onboard for free and won't take up hotels.

No, sorry Wellington, you can't have your city improvements, that you have voted in favour of, countless times, because Andrew wants to give himself and his mates a payrise

don't be that guy .... nobody wants a premature 'jaculature ....

TMW your lil sis that you haven't seen in YEARS shows up at your door, after travelling for 24hrs, to surprise your for your birhday.

To quote ex-PM Mike Moore, Bishop is "a shiver looking for a spine to run down"

yeah sorry you have to sleep on the streets and don't have a house for your family, some politician needed a bridge in his electorate, his own govt was against, so took your social housing money to pay for it. #nzpol

nice try "Microsoft Account Services" ..... jeesh .....

it's been a while since i've been in MSFT world and boy oh boy there's a lot of stuff i have missed. but it feels goood to be baaaaack .... first project, upgrade & modernize a 10M+ solution from .NET Framework to .NET Core, get it off VMs and in to containers .... EASY, next? 😬

Sorry you had to wait 10 months for your cancer surgery – a politician needed to save 10 minutes getting to the airport.

$4 BILLION to save 'up to 10 minutes' during peak traffic. Fucking hell - imagine what that $4B could do for housing, education, health, etc, in Aotearoa.

Hey Brownie’s Mattress Direct, I’m pretty sure your “closing down sale” has been running for the last 6 YEARS!!!!! This false advertising should be illegal. What even is out advertising authority doing!?! This is worse than Briscoe’s perpetual sales where things cost the same as everywhere else.

There’s only one thing worse than Black Friday sales and that’s Black TWO WEEK SALES. It’s like fucking Guy Fawkes that goes on and on and on and on and on …. Just stop already. Please gods stop.

What’s with the militant security guards at Opeth that won’t even let people stand up and dance at their seats???? Imagine going to a metal concert and being forced to sit still in your seats. Way to ruin a gig.

Right. Week of birthday starts tonight with Opeth, then ‘tallica on Wed and then Tool on Sun with a birthday and shindig thrown in there somewhere. Pray for me.

huh weird, taxing rich people to improve society makes a society rich people want to live in more.