A fond reminder of Torpenhow Hill back in the Old Country

Oh do FUCK OFF Winston. Seriously, get in your land whaka and drive off a cliff. you do not speak for Aotearoa you old, irrelevant, has-been. #nzpol #uspol

This really is becoming our new normal, innit?!? *sigh* and yet our govt keeps walking back it's commitments, weakning it's climate change responses and gutting our emergency recovery funds. *sigh* At least there's still KFC! #nzpol #climatechange

Oh christ on a cracker .... this was even a thing? Suppose i should be thankful for small mercies. #nzpol #uspol

Why are there disabled ramps and disabled toilets and disbaled parking spaces everywhere when I have two perfectly functioning legs?

Laughing HARD at the racist eegit on the interwebs fighting against Mauao .... claiming it should be called Mt Maunganui, because "how dare we try undo our colonial past"... ummmm, yeah my dude, aside the racist shit, where in the flying fuck in colonial England does the word Maunganui exist?

Why do we have thousands of roads when I only drive on a handful.

Hello Classic Outlook my old friend, oh how I have missed you!

Ok, that's it .... "New Outlook" can get in the bin. Just way too many issues with it. It's unusable. There are bugs (functionality that worked in the old version, that doesnt work in the new version, confirmed by msft in forums, that are still open a year later). Can't work like this @microsoft.com

At least it was KFC and not a school lunch box from Seymour. #nzpol

OMG. Shrinking Season 3 is out and none of you told me. Not a single one. Why do i bother keeping you around?!!?!?

Sometimes i feel bad for Future Ryan .... Current Ryan is an asshole.

I know there's lots of talk about Melania, the movie, but what about Melania herself? The orange turd used to trot her out, like a trophy wife, at every opportunity. Has anyone seen or heard from her recently? Melania, blink twice if you need help!

i just realised .NET Framework 2.0 is more than 20 years old. TWENTY YEARS! i remember the day .NET first launched. damn. i feel old. i've been doing this for too long. #dotnet #microsoft

Great writing by @nzdodo.bsky.social and more of the sort of writing we need to be seeing in our mainstream media. This piece once again shows how we’re flooded with shitty rage baiting headlines and muppets like Orsman twisting facts for sensationalism.

Here’s where you can complain about RNZ’s twisting of survey results www.rnz.co.nz/formalcompla...

Let me fix the headline for you: "Nearly 60% of voters don't think the treaty has too much influence on government decisions" Good to know. Sounds like a clear majority to me. Racist baiting bullshit from NZ media as we head towards an election later this year. FFS. #nzpol

Let me fix this headline: "Forestry companies not cleaning up their mess leave the NZ taxpayer with billions in damages from recent storms. "

If only Peters was part of the current govt, you know, like Deputy Prime Minister, then he could be a "change candidate" now and we wouldn't have to wait for the next govt. FFS wake up cookers. He is this govt. He was also part of the last 2 govts. He didn't change then, he won't now. #nzpol

Uggggggh this weather

But Nikki No Boats stood there just yesterday and told us all that the economy was booming! Yeah, it's booming if you're a power generator, or a supermarket, or a landlord, with ever increasing prices ... but the common folk on the ground are struggling HARD and ain't gonna be spending large. #nzpol

ah yeah, wondered how long it would be for the absent wanker to jump in a helicopter to "visit flood areas and offer help, from afar" #nzpol

Ah yeah, at least Luxon is laser focused on the important stuff like his summer Playlist while the country around him is being destroyed. #nzpol

Aaaaaaaaand once again slash left over from forestry has destroyed towns on the E coast of NZ. Where are the forestry companies responsible for not clearing up their mess? Long gone with the profits they reaped, leaving us the mess to clean up. Again.

If you're deliberately failing at climate and emmisions targets, then you are not "doing everything we can to help flooding victims"

there is flooding & destruction across much of the North Island with many missing, displaced from houses, businesses ruined, families destroyed, and ol mate Luxon is out "campaigning in Christchurch" in pubs having a jolly good time on the taxpayer dime, and proud of it. #nzpol

Come on Willis, come on Luxon, i dare you fuckers to look at the data and then tell me again that the economic recovery you promised us is on track. come on, i dare you! #nzpol

You know it is bad when Luxon has lost the op-ed authors in mainstream media. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360... #nzpol

Today is a day i find myself agreeing with Ian Taylor. I mean he is not wrong in his calling out Bishop for the bullshit that is the gold mine in Otago that is set to be FastTracked ..... all of that for 1 teaspoon of gold! fuck these fuckers #nzpol

I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize meant something

OK, maybe late to this party but, Fallout is, ummmmmm, something. Not sure what, yet, but it's, ummmm definitely something.

Choosing to start watching Fallout gcen the current state of the world seems unwise.

Pops in to check if the world is still fuck.... and yuuuuuup. not a headline i expected to ever read. FFS.

that's the problem; it's all a "game" to her. it's not a game Nikki No Boats, you're fucking with people's lives here! #nzpol

fixed it for you

Climate change is not going anywhere and New Zealanders deserve a government that puts climate action, adaptation & strong emergency responses first.

The Government is choosing to increase climate changing emissions and failing to support communities hit first and worst by severe weather. Climate change is increasing the cost of living and wreaking havoc on the livelihoods of our regional communities.

Hey the voter suppression laws mean you can only vote up to twelve days before November 7 and have to be registered thirteen days before that. Twelve days before Nov 7 is 26 October. THAT IS LABOUR DAY. THE ELECTION VOTING STARTS ON LABOUR DAY.

What i NEED is a coffee subscription service where i get small batches of curated blends of coffee on a regular basis. Like the Beer Jerk, but for coffee.

Leadership in a changing world, great speech, timely, this is how to do it: youtu.be/dTvFnC-oFGw?...

CoffeeNZ ..... i need help. i need more coffee. home espresso machine user. like a good tasting good drinking coffee. usually make with milk (read flat white / latte) and not a fan of naked espresso. MUST be ethically responsbility sourced. I know i like Allpress. but what else?

i did not know this was based on Lunar Park ..... now i have to go buy the novel and read it.

gawd. it must be nice to have a strong leader leading your country. we had that, once, and then we turned on her and chased her out. now we have a fucking limpwristed spineless fool that spends his days on TikTok while miniorties run rampant. #nzpol

Ummmmm, yeah, you live 10,000 miles away. fuck me. how fucking dumb are you!?!

Heavy rain warnings now upgraded to red. Auckland upgraded to orange. Great. But what does orange or red actually mean?

Fucking Summer 'ey ..... relentless rain for days when large areas of the NI is already flooded.

Anybody who says they like this weather is lying. Nobody likes this weather.

"intensification waylaid by political posturing" says the biggest policitical posturer of them all. So, shut up Seymour, and let us get on with intensification, in areas well served by transport infrastructure, like most of Epsom.

In today’s NZ Herald