“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

I know what they were trying to say, but I still giggled.

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If you booked a hotel room with a king sized bed, and it's actually just two singles pushed together with a mattress topper to minimise the gap, do you complain?

"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

Cat-Trap 2026 edition is 100% successful

Water always wins. You may think you're making headway but water bides it's time waiting for when you least expect it. It allies itself with the squirrels and trees to fuck you over where you least expect it to attack: the rain gutters. Owning a house is a PITA.

I didn't need this information

Thanks for letting us know, Steve.

How is it only 8:30?!!!???

Best chocolate fush ever

Thanks to AI, Google is about as reliable as asking your older brother in the 80s.

Soy sauce salt crystals sitting on an iPhone torchlight.

19.5yo cat thinks she can still stalk the birds without them knowing...

Daughters Of Anarchy

2022: design is dead! 2023: designers will all be replaced! 2024: you won't be replaced by an LLM, but by someone using the LLM! 2025: juniors will be replaced and AI will be surpervised by seniors! 2026 so far: It costs **HOW MUCH?!**

While I know they aren't bad to have in your home, I don't want arachnid flatmates. But putting them out in the cold will kill them. So I gather up spiders I find in my home and pop them through the letterboxes of my neighbours.

RIP Special Effects master Brian Johnson (1939 - 2026). Some of the movies / TV Johnson worked on.

HOURS before today’s firefighter strike, the country’s busiest fire truck is DOWN with a blown turbo. Worse? Grey Lynn’s truck just broke down too. No backup. No safety net for the city. The network is completely broken. FENZ leadership has lost control.

Reposting because tiny feet slaps...

Loch Lomond sung by the tartan army before the match began

So for context it would take 846 years of every kiwi enjoying a $20/ $10 public travel cost cap before the spend approached the cost of the *checks notes* 250 km of Roads of National Party significance. I for one will rest easy & travel happily at least until my 840th birthday #nzpol 65m v 55bn

Showing my age...

And here we see the declaration of war between England and Italy.

All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is *brown*!

Me: so, I saw that Christopher Luxon was in Blenheim this week Mum: yeah. We told Nan we could take her to see him and we could get a dildo for her to throw too *I giggle* Mum: Nan said that would be a waste of a dildo 😂

I have questions. That should probably go unanswered.

So, apparently, my wife had never seen Tom Holland's Umbrella performance before tonight. "Not bad" www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Antonio Banderas is a perfectly cromulant Phantom, but he's no Michael Crawford, or even Rob Guest.

Made and maintained the fire in the lounge for the wife. She's been enjoying it all afternoon/evening. I've been outside working, then relaxing on deck. 545pm; came inside and sat down in the lounge to spend time with her. Too hot!! I'm going to change from jeans & shirt to shorts & singlet.

Borb

new york your 24 hours of being extra insufferable begins... now

ME: It's a documentary about the making of the famous fake bigfoot clip NETFLIX EXEC: Sounds really interesting ME: Calling it Sasq, Lies And Videotape. EXEC: Get out

Bluesky watching scaffolding together

😂

Electric car drivers are all jealous that their cars won't ever look this hot:

Only a bollard is brave enough to stop a burning runway car. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. #WorldBollardAssociation 🇮🇳

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

There is no other explanation.

me: *screaming into the abyss' the abyss: this could have been an email

This is outrageous. When I hire KPMG to validate my priors I expect to receive the wildly overconfident lies of a 23 year old MBA, not those of some stinking robot.

Anthropic's newest model is straight up saying that the AI labs effectively no path to profitability outside of an economic miracle that arrives in time with their debts. Incredible stuff. Congratulations on Anthropic for creating a model powerful enough to realize it's a shitty business. lol

Walked from one end of Capital Connection train this morning and noticed something interesting. 350+ people, probably 1 in 7 had a laptop out on the tables. There were only three brands; HP, Apple, Microsoft. HP Elitebook was most common, followed by Mac, and more than a dozen Surfaces.

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