Thinking about upgrading our bed for Christmas. We have a very nice, and relatively new, Queen sized bed. But often I come to bed late and try to settle in my 1/3rd; but wife has already fully occupied her 4/5ths.

What the hell is butternaise and how can I get some?

You want a James Bond movie idea? Try this: A guy wakes up in a tuxedo without knowing who or where he is. A note in his pocket directs him to go to MI6. There he's informed that he has been part of a program to train and prepare the new Agent 007, his past erased. Call it THE BOND IDENTITY.

"No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"

@pepperraccoon.com has anybody pointed out that your "Flying Kea" could be re-marketed as "Dope Dapping Bird" or similar? Was looking through Christmas specials and that's what jumped to mind on first glance.

Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

I love that the #VisualStudio 2022 updater can be used to install #vs2026 instead of needing to download a standalone installer; Much easier than waiting for Internal IT to vet & add to Company Portal. Not that I would ever install unapproved software on work device mind you.

Several years ago, my repost of this image on former bird-site gathered more attention than I expected.

I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient! Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...

"And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

We had to replace our hot water cylinder earlier in the year. Ever since I've missed the fact we no longer have a "hot water cupboard" where you could put damp stuff and the inefficiently insulated cylinder would dry it out over night. What do people do these days?

Ahhhhhhh. Sitting on the deck relaxing and a month landed on my neck and immediately crawled down under my shirt. I don't know how to remove without hurting it.

Drop something blue

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just....enjoy this

Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️

The default entitlement of sick leave is 10 days per year, so we're actually under achieving. Unlike Annual Leave, unused wellbeing leave doesn't incur any debt against companies, which is why actually using it is "bad"

It's a toss up between the Kororā (Little Blue Penguin) and the Ruru (Morepork/New Zealand owl) The wonderful @pepperraccoon.com has enamel pins for both. pepperraccoon.com/products/kor... pepperraccoon.com/products/rur...

Wife is going to get an adult ADHD assessment next week and asked me to rate her and also do a self assessment prior to meeting. I won't say what score I gave her was (but yup) and I scored 3 (more likely 2) out of 25.

So let’s get this straight. Lifeline is unfunded by govt & needs $2 million. But govt just hands $24 million to Gumboot Friday and is happy to give millions to the bloody Michelin Guide for tourism puffery of dubious value. Everything this govt does is run on vibes. www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/06/l...

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

It's been a day

"who radicalized you" Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.

when firefighters need a sparky, it's bad when sparkies need firefighters, it's real bad

Biggest problem with sitting on the deck after work is gnats drowning themselves in my drink :(

Fuck fireworks.

Ban personal fireworks.

One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed

Mine just arrived.

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For @blowdart.me & @sinclairinat0r.com . Spotted while shopping. Imagine putting them on top of a pizza; Pizzaception.

FYI Confidentiality Agreements silence the victim. They protect the perpetrators. They usually are: sign this & shut up or we will continue to make your life a living hell and drain all your finances while wrecking you and those you love.

“When you cut nearly 400 jobs in MPI, it's going to make a big, big impact, & the Luxon Govt needs to just admit that it was wrong, step up & fund them properly, & just throw everything at it that they can to eliminate these hornets, before next summer." #nzpol

The first (1955) Danish edition of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451. Later editions did not convert the title, so this is the only SI-compatible edition! 🎢

I'm listening to the Lily Allen album now

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Married her yesterday.

The Minister of Health wants dead kids:

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Bohemian Rhapsody was released 50 years ago (September 31st, 1975)

We got new neighbours about 4 months ago. They are American, but pretty reasonable. Three kids; two teenage boys and a tween girl. The only kids on our street of 60 houses. They've done their house up for Halloween. Nobody else has.