Luxon still not at work? Can't work out why the Nats don't just stick one of these up as a replacement, it would as least as effective.

If you're not comfortable with this weather being the new normal the best time to do something about it was 1994.

"hi the pm is on annual leave at the moment, but will return on 3 Jan at 7am sharp"

This isn't a kiwi ingenuity success story. Rocket Lab is a war profiteering fascism collaborator. They're nothing to be proud about. Peter Beck is a disgrace.

He knows David Brent is a fictional character right?

AoNZ rural folk, can anyone give a recommendation for a good 4g remote water tank monitor? I need one that gives leak detection alerts as well as the usual info.

Plus ça Change

It's never not relevant for this guy.

A sitting American President has had a stroke and is still making decisions, and listening to his close advisers and doing their shit too. Granted JD Vance is an utter shit weasel so we are stuck between a turd and a fuck face but I just need to say what the actual fuck

Great playlist though.

State of it… #nzpol

Is Luxon in training for international competition later in the year? 8 days late back to work. #nzpol

Who did this? 👀😂 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

What did we think would happen? Trump tripled ICE’s budget to $27.7 billion a year It now has a bigger budget than the militaries of most countries Then he turbo‑charged recruitment with six‑figure salaries and up to $50,000 sign‑on bonuses Anyone paying attention could see what he was growing

Roads of National Embarrassment "Parts of road surface on $1.25 billion Transmission Gully highway melt in summer sun"🤦🏻‍♂️ #nzpol

I haven’t read the piece by Josie Vidal from Straterra/‘Minerals Council’ = the mining industry. That’s because it doesn’t matter what she says. The industry position is that they will continue mining so long as it is legal and there is demand. Everything else is smokescreen.

Yes, and in locations safe from cats 🙏

Hooton calling on the govt to move against the US. "It calls for much greater independent defence capability to surveil it, for an even closer defence relationship with Australia and our friends in Asean, and for keeping great powers out of the South Pacific, whatever the cost." archive.ph/371xL

Striking how many people currently explaining the state’s right to murder *other people* were quite hysterical about the state’s right to limit *their own* freedoms during lockdowns.

@dimsie.bsky.social @foxylustygrover.bsky.social the freaky family have posted their Xmas portrait. I think we need expert opinion.

Luxon was hand-picked for the job by people who thought he would bring back the Key-era mojo of the National Party. He’s the case study in how the people most likely to lecture you about meritocracy are not just hypocrites, they clearly are functionally incapable of judging merit.

I think it's important for the non-technical people to understand: this is dumb. This is not an elaborate hack. This is an exploitation of a very big mistake.

Britain's leaders think X's diversification into child porn-on-demand is "unacceptable". Although, in good news for people who want child porn on demand, they will continue to accept it. thecritic.co.uk/poli...

You spelt murdered incorrectly

A much needed laugh 😂

It's started! The 2026 #kakapo breeding season is under way, with the first nest found on Whenua Hou today. Pearl is on two eggs. #conservation #parrots #birds

Kicking the shit out of WFH and lazy kiwi workers taking a summer break then pulls this bullshit #nzpol

I never agreed to Luxon working from home. Get back to the office bro.

What a fantastic appointment that was, @andrewlittlenz.bsky.social www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

The most successful regime changes (Japan and Germany) required years of total world war, decades of occupation, a generational international development effort, and the prioritising of building genuine grassroots democracy. I don’t think the US has any of this in mind for Venezuela.

Some mental health first aid if you've watched something that's fucking you up. I'm a qualified and registered therapist, and EMDR practitioner. 👇

Missing PM update. Spotted this evening on Onetangi ((Waiheke) not back at work. I saluted him with a single finger and he responded with a thumbs up. Knob.

It's 2026 and we're still seeing grown adults trying to shame others into watching videos of atrocities. What do you hope to achieve with this?

Don't share that video and don't fucking repost it into the tl jesus

The new Norfolk Iron Age carnyx find featured on #DiggingForBritain with @profaliceroberts.bsky.social is beyond spectacular, dating to that crucial period for the Iceni between Caesar’s expeditions & Boudica’s rebellion. Already my find of the decade, today is a day to worship the carnyx… 1/…

The anti free speech marxists at the Financial Times are having a go at poor old Elon Xstein.

Exciting new year spot the ball contest!! Mark the place where you think hard-working laser-focused Prime Minister Luxon has disappeared to!! Guess closest to the right spot, and win an extra day off!!

There are two types of people in NZ: Those who hate Chris Luxon AND Chris Luxon

I'm posting this for no other reason than goats Well, solar's a pretty good reason, too And also, solar is the GOAT

You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?

OK time to relax. The answer to the burning questions a) where is the Ao-NZ PM? and b) what did Amanda get him this year? have been answered. #Nzpol

Finally!

Keir Starmer must come to Parliament today and make it clear that Britain stands with Denmark against Trump’s threats.

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