Internet is folding under the strain today.

EDC: Wallet, Keys, Change purse, phone, epipen

"party over here? I'll be over there!" youtu.be/YZVlSqjjkic?... Aesop Rock - Dorks (Official Video)

You didn't know its name but you all knew its sound 😍 Rhodes Mk I 1978 - with Suitcase preamp by Tines and reeds youtube.com/shorts/LH5-z...

I can't watch the "Hello Danger" Leap-Of-Faith sequence without tearing up.

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤

Day 2: A song with a Rhodes Piano. #IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 #July Quincy Jones “Summer In The City” www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpbK...

"party over here? I'll be over there!" I'm too tired to be read-for-filth for the entertainment of a Girls Night Out or worse "content" for TikTok. No safe approach? No approach. Not safe even I don't approach? I'm not in the room. I'm tired.

Star Trek Lower Decks was a delight, and obviously made-with-love.

Ranch Dressing is basically the other "Not Chili Sauce" you get at Decent Kebab Shops..

"Violets" is my favorite episode of "The Mentalist" probably because of the increased fun and low emotional stakes.

Here's Cade Cavalli striking out Willson Contreras and screaming "sit down boy!" at him. Really nice and a great week for it. Does Manfred 1) do the obvious thing or 2) do nothing because he doesn't want a Turning Point spokesman to do a viral tweet about how he won't watch baseball anymore

When people talk about taking kids' devices away w/o addressing how they have fuck all else to do, I think about the insane shit all the bored suburban kids I knew got up to before cell phones You can't just take their phones away or they're gonna get into making homemade napalm & burn a field down

We had cards. FOR PAYPHONES! Y'all had Mobile Phoooonnes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1bx...

"The states and federal government accused Cal-Maine Foods, Versova and Hickman’s Egg Ranch of a behind-the-scenes arrangement to “artificially inflate the daily price quotations for eggs” between June 2022 and March 2025" so basically most of the biden presidency how weird

I think this is perfect 😀 @autismsupsoc.bsky.social Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Fitz's Autistic Traits youtu.be/PgG-YJI5-FA?...

I came up with the word anec-data for anecdotal data at the start of COVID and I've just heard it used in a video. 😱 Seriously though thousands of us probably thought that jokey-serious new word at the same time but I feel validated! 😆 Are peptides slowly killing people? youtu.be/Cxe5I4MfJ9I?...

🚨SCOOP: Republican Rep. Tom Kean repeatedly voted against legislation to give Americans paid family/medical leave, before Kean took 4 months of paid medical leave from Congress for depression - all while somehow finding the time to raise himself $160,000 worth of campaign cash.

"DiD yOu kNoW hE dOeSn'T tAkE a SaLaRy?"

Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

“Hello, my name is Anthony Antichrist, and here is my heretical interpretation of the Bible.”

Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson are mobilising the brainless lemmings as we speak! “Protekt are wimen and childrun”!

If you were wondering how The Federalist was reacting

Day 1: A song that feels like pure sunshine in your veins. #IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 #July 2Pac ft. Dr. Dre - California Love www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfz...

It will. Get done. It does not. Have to be done now. No one will die. I can relax.

people got mad at me yesterday when i said the dems were not ready to take court reform seriously. 5-4 for non-racial citizenship is not a win, it's a reprieve bsky.app/profile/schu...

I think this is perfect 😀 @autismsupsoc.bsky.social Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Fitz's Autistic Traits youtu.be/PgG-YJI5-FA?...

I came up with the word anec-data for anecdotal data at the start of COVID and I've just heard it used in a video. 😱 Seriously though thousands of us probably thought that jokey-serious new word at the same time but I feel validated! 😆 Are peptides slowly killing people? youtu.be/Cxe5I4MfJ9I?...

tapping the sign

Be careful out there

Tim Onion has died.

The Supreme Court strikes down Trump's attack on birthright citizenship. By a 5–4 vote, it holds that the 14th Amendment guarantees citizenship to children born of unauthorized and temporary immigrants. Roberts and Barrett join the three liberals. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

That image of a golden eagle on the exterior of the White House is AI-generated. There is no such decoration on the Truman Balcony—at least not at this time.

You would think “your mom using AI to make it look like you were given a birthday party” is the most pathetic thing you’d ever see but then you remember he runs this account himself

They're plundering the national treasury.

block party - MiSOGYNOIR

I wanna be more fun. I wanna have more fun.

The Phantom Rasta-man of Notting Hill - I chase away Estate agents while pretending to be the Ghost of a Rasta Elder screaming "CRUEL RUNNINGS MON" while I float after them. Really Ive found a half ton of Gold hidden in the Basement of an abandoned pub and I'm trying to keep it to myself...

“…the incident is a reminder that we don’t own the stuff we purchase digitally . Instead, digital rentals and purchases are merely long-term licenses that are only valid for as long as the streaming service has the right to distribute said content.”

Coming soon... #IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 (please use both hashtags) Early posting begins on June 30 at 10:00 PM CET (4:00 PM EST). Check the alt text for the prompts, and the reply has a link to the feed (will be updated when the challenge starts). @newmusicchallenges.bsky.social

Day 30: The perfect song to end a playlist #IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 #June www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0IV... Blanck Mass - Please (Zola Jesus Remix)

Quarter-quell years always suck tho. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wiv...

What’s it like in your head?

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