Three and out for me. #blackskyfitness #Peloton

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

Back to the 🚴🏽. Hi, Tunde.

YOOOO THEY FOUNT OL’ BOY IN ATL. LIVE NOW: Escaped New Orleans inmate Derrick Groves in a standoff with police in Atlanta

I wish Cam Newton would disappear from my perception.

Is the the thing outside with the cars a basket return?

So the new content creation is reaction videos to AI videos? Bye.

LMAO so my dad had a sound system. A big one. He came home at an unexpected time and caught me blasting Snoop Dogg “Woof motherfucker Woof” at an absurd level. 🤣🤣

🥴 I understand why people *want* the police to intervene--normies are like, 'I thought cops are supposed to arrest people doing crimes, ICE is right there doing crimes, go do your thing' but police organizations take nearly every opportunity to be like, 'oh you misunderstood what our thing is'

Jun 2nd - Oct 8th. Fin.

Having decaf for the vibes and the tradition, because I’m gonna try this pre-workout later and hope I don’t explode. 🫨

Finally found a box of the Oreos with the Reese’s filling. They did not survive 12 hours in this house. 🤤

I have multiple concepts of a plan today. They all start with laundry tho.

6+8 me today. Shamone.

*insert all the Portlandia gifs*

Why is that man still alive.

- put down the damn AI.

Good morning. It’s my Saturday. \o/

Alert his agent.

A day in the Portland war zone The Portland War Zone isn't for everyone but at least the chaos is locally sourced.

*sets DVR*

Bush and Cheney committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, regularly ignored the Constitution in the US and never saw even an investigation. They now joke around with Democrats. They were never going to touch a former President. They won't do it if we get out of this.

LMAO are they reporting to help the Bears at…… Soldier Field?

So when the three regions are born of the soft succession, do they make one country and pool resources or three separate countries?

Literally staring at marine traffic.

Motherfucking wind farms…

Wells Fargo is gonna give you one skin crawling story every year. Never fails.

I very much remember the med kit and the tool kit.

Wait. Has “kayfabe” escaped into the general lexicon?

Traffic control seems like one of the most essential and irreplaceable functions that should be able to strike and get what it wants IMMEDIATELY. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Things you never say out loud:

Let that potato salad be cold on the gumbo oooooh weeeeeee

You know what? Maybe.

ESPN and other round table news programs trying to “both sides” everything.

If there were rampant chaos, fires, and battles with *whomever* you’d think it would be great TV to be doing a live shot from, like any *actual* heated war zone.

National Taco Day?! Feast accordingly.

Misspelling a gif search term gets you better results sometimes, and I’ll take those wins.

Emergency baby goat timeline cleanse for the people that just can’t anymore 🫶

Good morning.

CAN I PET THAT MOON!!!?

“Decoy” huh? I need @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social to follow up on that one.

*remembers* Where is Jedi 3!!!?

I wonder which window sh[connection lost]

Yall could never make me hate Bill Nye.

Are they going to arrest federal agents?

Aaand we are back from lunch…

By all indications, it looks like Santos Escobar is leaving WWE. He will be immediately available for bookings tomorrow

THEY ARE DOING THE THING!!!!