And this is why it PAINS me when I see Black people credit liberal politicians with freedoms and rights that we've won. We won it OURSELVES. WE FORCED THEM!

Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.

Post an image you can hear.

BOOTY GOIN UP, DOWWWWWN

Aight, time for @t-pain.bsky.social

Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations

I was watching the Rock and Roll hall of fame induction earlier and Pepa in the tub may have re-triggered puberty. #90sFine

Thai child wanna ask to watch Doechii perform so I’m gonna sit here and make it uncomfortable as possible.

We don’t speak of the beast.

Got the DDR working. #dumbshitonawhim

ZydeSoul Sunday? 🥃

OUTSIDE WITH SOME BADDIES

Zack Fox’s dancers are TIRED. 🤣

SHAWTY SWING MY WAYYYY

*waits for the Brady audio*

Zack Fox time! I thought he was playing his songs but he’s DJ’ing, lol

Damnit, Cee-Lo. *when the DJ plays a Dungeon Family track and the man bombs atomically*

When your MAGA relatives start running their mouths at Thanksgiving, just say “Quiet, piggy.”

I chose this ride for the music but I think I blacked out a third way through. “How did I get home?” kinda thing. #Peloton #BPR #BlackSkyFitness 🔵

And since they brought it up, Prince.

“We have run out of lies, and will be declining to run the numbers. We will continue to collect paychecks as the one department they aren’t shuttering for some reason.”

One of my favorite things in the tubes is Black folks covering CREEP. Princes cover is my favorite. sorry Radiohead. It's their song now.

That bird thread and flock of responses were GOLD.

That person that said she only talks to birds is probably having the worst day ever right now.

A movie that takes place where you're from:

Colts gonna give up the goods?

This nap trying to take me. Lemmie get on this bike.

Athletic Improv Theater is great for some foolishness. Stapled his hands in his pockets?! 🤣

How do I get paid to problem solve? Ahh, tech support.

I need to call my momma and apologize because there are kids in my house for a second day and I’m 😐 so I KNOWWWWW she was sick of me and my lil’ friends.

FYI… Women’s Health: The Menstrual Cycle Animated. Never say she’s exaggerating her pain.

Oh, the Texans played already so we get a diversity of games!

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

👋🏽 Good morning ☕️

You aaaaare the Prototype…

Happy birthday!

Swolebino.

Yeah Gambino, be late. More Clipse!

No golden throne yet?

YEAH, ME TOO.

CLIIIIIIIPSE

Tyler goin’ OFF.

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

Camp Flog Naw on Prime and Twitch. 3:10 PT sets completed.

Yes.

*adds La Reezy to musical “follow up” list*

Oooh, let me get my feet together.

this is from PostSecret. If you rioted, I would understand